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Was just thinking about the Oath of Office and how this cheeto has to recite it and how it is perjury if he does because he is not going to abide by anythingsad that is written in that oath…lies
DodgyMerchant
Well, it was last time
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
A pre-lie.
nimeton0
DonaId thinks that defend means destroy.
q2grapple
If there is truly a God, he should smote him right then and there for Commandment violations, Blasphemy, etc.
RetrogradeLlama
"when convenient.".
quade
Like he would be held accountable...
pachyderm
He already committed perjury.
meganical
I’d be surprised if he could even say the correct words in order
didyouseewhatgodjustdidtousman
Ah, so adorable! You must be new here.
zanaria
He lied last time and was still allowed to run again... The US will likely not survive this time...
joepineapplesindrag
I'm worried for you that your device autocorrected anything to anythingsad.
spontaneous9
HandsomePenguin
"The best of my ability"
Drew442
This is the key, he has very little ability to work with
Apeofdeath
If we are lucky, he will golf a lot
combatkillaz
As much as I love golf, I agree
kiwicantab20116
Don't golfers get struck by lightning sometimes? I mean waving that metal pole rounds just invites such a thing to occur.
76000BatteryLlamas
Maybe even a Cybertruck