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Are you inspired?
Apr 28, 2022 6:49 PM
Baggsy13
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Are you inspired?
AndrewS816
Ahhhh, actually, we're not...
HuskyParty
It's amazing how celebrities are just like us!! /s
georgedragonslayer
Yeah. I know what will play well with the majority of people. Well, the majority that think they are going to be as rich some day. LOLOLOL!!
Filanwizard
Looks like a fine day for a surprise ocean nuclear test…
RoovyRoo
Inspired to buy diving gear and a high-output water-proof drill
zomgudead
https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-celebrities-spell-out-were-all-in-this-together-with-their-yachts kekw imgur
zomgudead
I think it's funny (and babylonbee has some gems) but i've seen this site shit on them so much so its funny to see their image on the fp
Scientist99
Yea... something just screams at me about this, and it ain't "We're all in this together."
JahNoodles
The blurry bits are all the rich folks showing their tiny dicks at us
geoffreyfourmyle
Divert some of those airstrikes over this way. Solve LOTS of problems at once.
TheUnstoppableWampas
How is this not the onion?
ziralien
Not by fake shit, no.
muzashi63
Some are more in than others...
bridgebrain
Conz
I'm REALLY inspired by this. Inspired to raise upper wealth tax that is.
GrimNyrah
We're not all in the same boat. We're all in the same storm - some people are weathering it in a yacht and others are drowning.
TwoStupidDogs
DoomKitty01
This is a joke...right?
malfunctionm1ke
elicansmile
itsthevoiceman
Higher quality
gungunmeow
Wait a minute
buzkilljoy
where's the rogue wave when you need one
Imalwaysready
Is Rogue blowing a kiss close enough?
mydogsfartswillkillyou
Inspired isn’t the word I’d use.
beelzebob23
Inspiring me to knock the little jocky's off the rich peoples lawns.
darkdreaming
I take it you'll throw away your doo rag at home?
beelzebob23
Before they get up, we will be gone.
OuroborosX
Conservatives Spell Out 'Freedom of Speech' Using Pyres of Burning Books
TuggSpeedmann
Rent free. Go outside.
OmegaYeti
Some will say its photoshopped.
igglebotato
Others will say it's Clickhole.
cosonfused
some will say it's Maybelline
WhyMustIBeLikeThis
Maybe it is.
SybstaBeast
It is, isn't it?
rokidsyndisd
Unagi604
It's why some will say it.
Trelis
This was amusing 2 years ago when they did the song. Let's move on to other jokes.
JohnSmithterms
Sounds like something a boat owner would say.
Imalwaysready
witalaska4
anotherIngloriousHandle
they need to repeat the message with their vast jewelry collection laid out on a private soccer stadium
Clockworkdancerobot
"A rising tide raises all boats" is great when you can afford a boat. Most people in life aren't even in a bucket.
gravyandfries
I water proofed my house. Once the flooding hits my house will just float and become a house barge.
PiggyWobbles
they stopped giving middle class people life vests in this analogy like 40 years ago
dumberthanyouraveragebear
“There’s an easy fix to that…don’t be lazy…be born rich” - rich people probably
vVvVvV3
... and obviously drowns a few..
AnythingMuchShorter
The dumbest are middle/upper-middle class libertarians, they are in a little canoe, it could tip and put them in the water at any time. But/
AnythingMuchShorter
they focus all their outrage on the people in the water who they fear will try to climb in. Not on the people with ships a million times/
AnythingMuchShorter
bigger than anyone could ever need, causing so many people to be in the water, putting their canoe at risk.
georgedragonslayer
But a rising tide also silences those without boats. WIN/WIN from where boat owners are sitting.
Clockworkdancerobot
I'm reminded of that Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy quote.
Weblord
Just one of the great lies to encourage capitalism and consumerism. In this analogy, the ocean just grows and grows. But it doesn't.
Clockworkdancerobot
It relies on infinite growth. But we can't grow forever. Resources are finite. Business loves to move in, extract, and move on.
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
So is all a zero sum game?
DigitalWaffle
You guys got buckets?
DinoRodeo
I've got one sun-rotted water wing
Imalwaysready
Shaukhan12
I got a shot glass
EverNotRelevant
normalushall5
I do goo for Gaga, lots of goo.
idonthavetimeforthiseither
Class act, that lady.
fiveclovers
Gaga
deadpoolislovedeadpoolislife
Ooh la la
DrugsRBadMmkuy
Want your bad romance.
license2kilt
I’m not a fan of her music but I very much respect and appreciate how much she uses her success and fame to help others.
Salpinus
Some of it is catchy af tho.
AmZero85
Wasn't a fan until I learned more about her. But hell, I'll pop on Born This Way for my LGBTQ fam. It's a bop.
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
I'm waiting for the day Bezos, Branson and Musk all form a big peace sign in the sky with their penis rockets.
redsmerf
Y
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
*target
shadowvengence22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LPiM9d5QUM
Gobjin
When they touch tips ?? chefs kiss
AdrianDunne
Branson is like the poor billionaire Bezos and Musk would buy lunch for if they weren't such tight-fisted greedwhores.
TransAtheistMinister
Those penis rockets have advanced space travel significantly. Usually such obsession with phallic members means you're compensating.
SarcasticComment
I'm waiting for weird nerds to defend the right to put corporate branding on the moon. Just carve one big ass nike swoosh
adognamedpumpkin
Do Javelins work on those, too? Asking for a friend.
Gayforbae
No, you need an Aegis or Patriot missle for that.
FnordGallop
bezos has the penis rocket that takes tourists next to space. Musk owns SpaceX which is currently the lowest cost space launch provider in
FnordGallop
the world. Branson has a tourism plane that takes people next to space. One of these is not like the others, and that company is mostly run
FnordGallop
by Gwynne Shotwell, musky branding aside.
AmbroseGudmaker
Tbf to Branson his was only ever meant to be a sub orbital space plane for tourists that *might* develop into something more useful.
FnordGallop
True that. There might be something useful if they stuck some air breathing engines on the side as well, skip off the surface of the
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Elon? Is that you? You're already planning on f'ing up Twitter, leave Imgur alone.
hitdog42
Not sure why you're being downvoted. Fuck that guy.
darthstormer
"Tragic" collision takes out all three.
Biggerbluer
Nice work, 47.
highhiedyin
People will say, “at least they died doing what they loved: jerking themselves off during their big fake flying penis sword battles”
CooCooCaChew
The last words spoken by the onlookers just before the collision were
johnvictor
With them all on their respective rockets then they all blow up at once?