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Jul 21, 2025 2:35 AM
CobainsSarcoma
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NonyGony
Yeah nah
Tolocamp
Ah, so she is grown-up. What a pity for her.
philmoregraves
I actually chuckled pretty good. Thanks
Leonon
Did you show her how to kill a Pepsi?
hyperhamlet
Bounty in the UK. I mean Ytnuob.
RayneOfSalt
We don't have those in Australia.
elmesito
elmesito
TalanRhodes
5m4llP0X
I just got an Australian with that joke. They laughed and hated me for it.
Targe0
Sh1tMovieGroup
ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐɔ 'ǝɹǝɥ uɐᴉlʎɐɹʇs,
ministryofpeace
It's what you do after too much spumante
Myotragus
And Almond Joy is called "That Nutty Cunt."
Targe0
I don't think I have ever seen an Almond joy being sold in Australia outside of a speciality confectionary store that sells American imports.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
"Nah, that's the ex-wife..." Bonga, FNQ, Cane toad exterminator.
/s
LariCheltsy
justlubeitanduseit
Because you wrote all in capitals I kept thinking SPUNOW spells Monuds backwards. Man I'm a dipshit.
tautaula
I mean, you're not wrong...
mirrorz
Doesn't really work in all caps.
BubblesTheFish
tautaula
I was thinking this!!!
terajack2048
Don’t mix m&m and skittles she might not be stable.
MrFancyPanzer
Heh
Jamerperson
With how often this joke is retold. The company might as well actually do it as a PR campaign.
animatronicChristmasChickens
Red is rad, blue is bad
CobainsSarcoma
jesus i didn't even notice that glaring mistake DX
HereticNoNumber
Maybe he feels bad about the quality of the joke but really enjoyed the reaction from significant other?
albester
But enjoying how others do not find it funny is the point of dad jokes like that one, so red seems appropriate.
CandleToad
Maybe not in Australia.
MuffinProof
I keep trying to upvote this, but the arrow turns red...
surroundedbytwits
I choose this guys wife’s mound
huffnpuff72
Don't think I've ever seen one of those in Australia.
Notgonnasaynobut
yeah nah, we call them Bountys
Targe0
Ah, that would explain it.
Never heard of them before, but if that's what they functionally are, that would explain why.
Turkleturts
Oh. Around here we call them "a disappointment".
cgt9803
Pronounced, "spew now"? That has a specific meaning in Australia that is not flattering...
IBroughtASpareDrainpipe
And what is that meaning!???
cgt9803
Spew = vomit
Lexgeddon
We use that in the west, too, even if it isn't as common as some other euphemisms.
imgonnaralph
https://imgur.com/sFL5OGz.jpeg
Samthetrue
I really like almojoy
stryhf
Need to pair it up with a proper drink
BoobJiggle
¿wow sa ytsriht sa
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Just making sure this is posted!
WestieTree5
Almojoy for just 87 cents!?!
ironymus
Nickers and Sickers??
HuruinaInu
I wanna know what a Nickers bar is
pancreas
woah, i believe you mean a Nickas bar
cyanideremark
You have to wonder about the marketability of the 'Sickers' as well.
IUpvoteFuturama
DeanGulberri1
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dXR6dWd0cW1zam1mN3EyNDluYXh1bDdkbzZ1MnIzZm9jZGgybXBlbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/12Msh5VHHsBIfS/200w.webp
MutantForeskin
Just be careful ordering one
080080
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b285cm1tbDZ6ZnJuNXN5bzcwNGRiaXU2ZjlnNDFuY2xydWZ3c3ljZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/enqnZa1B5fRHkPjXtS/200w.webp
AbhainnFuil
Would have been funnier if he had not said it in all upper case.
CheeseB0t
Ha, spunout
taez555
thisoneisjustforyoureyes
Captain Batel!? No wonder Pike is so smitten!
Lurch1911
“Welp I think it’s time for a Saigon sayonara, somebody give me that cat!” -Glenn once he finally pieced it all together.
ChickenLord666
What is this from. Please I just know
rvs020
Letterkenny
euphoricopportunity
I should have realized that. It sounds like Letterkenny dialogue, even if I have never seen these characters (I only know the show through memes).
solrev
Telemapus
How do you Americans feel about this Australian product?
tautaula
I guarantee it will make people laugh harder if they are already laughing at a business in the USA called 'Jiffy Lube.' They are an automotive care chain.
CeterumCenseo
They might drink it, confusing it with peanut butter