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KoRplussomeletters
#3 "engaugement"
GoodGameYoungLad
Happy birth to you is my new go to
mercbrit
Some of those are amazing. Wtf were they thinking? Anyway, it’s provided sufficient ideas, thanks @OP.
thewildplum
I prefer all of these to plain with a signature. It’s tough to get sentimental about a poem the person who gave you the card didn’t write...
YevKaseem
grouchypanda
Ahh Pickle, ever the romantic, that one.
Yup2525
These are hilarious. My family has been writing cards like this for a long time. For grandpas 80th we got him a bday card for a 8 year old.
EmeraldLight
#10 made me stop for a long time. I know an Ian with a brother Chris. This is absolutely something he would do. But he died in February...
Mavgurian
*sends inappropriately altered thoughts and wishes card*
EmeraldLight
XD
understandable
These are great. Will use some of them soon!
ughitsbean
our company does birthday cards for everyone and i once wrote happy bday on a card for a girl that was leaving so it was a goodbye card
SolarPolarBear
#19 sorry your party's so lame.
wormfood
When I quit my last job I made a cake and got a card that said "I'm sorry for your loss"
CapedPersuaderJ
My mom is famous for not letting the "occasion assigned at print" get in the way of a funny card.
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
I bought my white toddler nephew a "your turning into such a strong black man" card. Mostly for the parents as the kid is illiterate i think
samtherat6
Fuck you Chris.
WarmPineNeedles
This honestly brings me so much joy when it comes time to giving cards. It's a ga'damn delight.
hotlanta
Engangement
samtherat6
The dump I never knew I needed.
participationtrophywife
Sheldon’s trying to get outta the friend zone.
tzxAzrael
if he was, i think he would have been less fastidious about getting ALL of those "love" crossed out. maybe she's a good friend, but he's...
tzxAzrael
seen the "overly attached girlfriend" side already.
PurpleMagnolia
Me : awh that's something my friend would do! Ha- wait ...... Wait a second... Shit.
bigHugeLargeBig
Definitely my first thought. Smooth move though Sheldon.
LookMaNoCleverUsername
Wtf is a deviated scrotum?
kt1982mt
I've heard of a deviated septum......
7thor8thcaw
Laughed way harder than I expected at some of these.
Seethreepeeoh
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Asquared16
I caught that Rick and Morty reference in #18 Steven. Smooth.
boognish115
Hooray, you’re college!
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
Guess who's turning -------- Christmas
malcapone
legit snort-laugh out me from this one; dunno why, but here we are.
stxtfr
Oh I lost it. That and the Threety
GrimFinn
That was my favourite one! You're finally threety!
Ireallyreallylovebread
I cackled the hardest at Happy 3rdy Birthday
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
I lost my shit and the Fonzie one
Thorinori
It is just sooooo damn good right?
aShogunNamedMarcus
My wife made me stop buying Mahogany "You're like a father to me" Father's day cards for my actual father
Thorinori
So when is the divorce? That is a PERFECT kind of card for Father's Day
TheRimOfTheSky
"Threety" fucking killed me
t81rd
I read it as third ee
abidikgubidik
and "3rdy"
YevKaseem
Honestly, I'd much rather get something like this over a regular card.
notme222
I've done it, but it needs to be done sparingly.
izaakk
I'm with you on this and I've made cards like this before but the receivers didn't seem to find them to be fun so I've stopped doing it :(
kittshark
I got one from my mom and I loved it more than any other card I've ever received.
AnelDestructor
If I ever buy one I porposefukly buy the wrong kind hoping people like you exist on the receiving end and not "wow wtf did he even read it"
AnelDestructor
Lmao this new phones keyboard. I read that as porpoise-fuk-lee
beforetherewerememes
You READ that as? You mean “purposely dictated”? Regardless...
AnelDestructor
Huh I learned a new word today. I always use purposefully
Artoris
I often buy my brothers Jewish holiday cards for their birthdays.
KittyAmin
I once turned Happy Hanukkah into Happy Hysterectomy and I'm still proud.
Artoris
You should be proud!
SerenePrincess013
I might need to get mine completely removed. If I do, can I get one of those from you, to freak out my friends?
Thorinori
It is pretty hard to get a Hanukkah removed, unless you have been sticking your menorah in places it shouldn't be
SerenePrincess013
I mean, my ex-husband was Jew-ISH. Like, he went to synagogue, & everything... & loved BBQ pork.
darstar
My brother always gets me a Hannukah card for my birthday. I'm not Jewish and my birthday is in July.
Thorinori
I REALLY wanna pull this on my uncle now who does this for every occasion
TheRapunzelChronicles
Phenomenal. I love people like that.