dumberthanyouraveragebear
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Oh Christmas selfies…fuck it, I’m gonna flirt shamelessly for the next 48 hours….it’s a benefit of being on the west coast of North America. Edit: because sadly it needs to be said…these flirtations will not come with dickpicks or super inappropriate comments.
turkeydonkey
YEET
Kohupiim
Yes please!
ThePartyLeader
No dick picks
dumberthanyouraveragebear
Jesus?!? That’s not flirting, that’s attacking. Not my style.
JustplainGross
No inappropriate? No dick pics!?! Is it really Christmas then???
dumberthanyouraveragebear
LilBertaHuntress
The corniest of pick up lines please !
dumberthanyouraveragebear
I mean…hear I am …what are your other two wishes?
Lemmingofdarkestnight
Username relevant?
dumberthanyouraveragebear
Always!
Xiuhtocatl
Going through a divorce myself, you give me hope!
dumberthanyouraveragebear
You got this sir! Be kind to yourself!
Xiuhtocatl