This machine deals your cards automatically.

Mar 26, 2019 7:56 PM

Xaixar

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mildly_interesting

Automagically*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But...but..but....it's not passing them properly!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But will it pass the butter?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Only if that is its purpose.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A super cool solution to a totally nonexistent problem.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If it shuffled, then dealt... I'd pay up to 50.00 for this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sucks.. It's $51.00

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We already have machines that coldly deal cards with razor sharp precision. They're called old Asian women who work at casinos.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I think this is meant for private games and such.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

What, high stakes strip poker? Get a blind dealer.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Where can i buy one?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

San Francisco

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ixnay on the averyslay.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Now put in a piece of bread followed by cheese slice, ham, cheese slice, ham and final piece of bread...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i like the way you think

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And women become obsolete.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dishes still need washin'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0