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Feb 1, 2017 3:50 PM
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StevesSegallbladder
Olden times was a magical period.
MarkItEightDude
Or double your money back? I wonder why they don't advertise like that anymore.
SarcasmIsTheWeakestFormOfWit
These are great
pepper223
Can I have a pizza with extra grapes. #16 You have a pizza with raisins!?
WhyMustYouHateMyObviouslySuperiorOpinions
Gotta get me some balls.
ondaheightsofdespair
Contains no orange juice. What the fuck Orange Crush. What evil game you play with us?
DarkSock
Now you see why I corporations are salivating at the prospect of a public being trained to despise protective regulation and science
CorneliusCornwall
I always upvote burgers
DarkSock
I will bet those canned hamburgers are some good eating… I called Dibs on the can juice!
DungeonMaster69
Sugar, not only good taste, also good food. Thanks McDonalds
NotAnIroningBoard
They're not technically wrong.
DungeonMaster69
Technically correct is the best kind of correct. They never said it was healthy
DudeForPresident
Very nice post, have my upvote, #11 is crazy though.
LoveMeSomeLOTR
Ah, the days before the obesity epidemic!
samsonsimson
It's scary b/c of what we know now. Makes you wonder how the ads of today will be interpreted after 40+ years of scientific advancements.
DudeForPresident
In 40 years we'll probably be sipping shakes with everything we need in a single glass, either that or we're back at hunting & gathering