How to do the thing

I don't know if you guys like this stuff, page 1

It's pretty dang crude,

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Totally offensive and not PC in any way,

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But haven't we all,

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Wanted to do something like this?

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Yet the potential consequences,

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And common decency,

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Kept us in check.

Hope this put a little chuckle in your buckle.