I made a thing. (OC)

Jun 5, 2019 3:48 AM

blueprintbro

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The log. Red elm

Jointer on opposite sides

Squared up

Roughed out , ( few beers involved with this)

Notes to self

Rough cuts( few more beers)

Routered to smooth the edges

Painted with a light coat of red and then hand sanded to smooth finish

Paint almost gone

Stained and cleared

Finished fire ax. Thanks.

As someone who swings axes for a bit of medieval violence stay away from knots drastically weakens the handles. Nice axe though.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well....what is it?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wood you look at that!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was guessing the new God of War axe aha nice job OP

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool stuff dude

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Looks cool, but the grain is all twisted, open, and facing the wrong way. It will not last long if actually used.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You made an axe. Use your words.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Remarkable finish. Dare i say it's even... glimmering...

7 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

v

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can't fool me. A tree made that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I am groot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cut a tree. Use it to make an axe to cut another tree to make an axe to cut another tree to make an axe to....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Neat!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But did you remember to soak your log in wood before starting?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Where did that saying come from?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@SHITTYBANANAS

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Legend says it fits on your back AND is good for a snack. So it is written! Lots of work to get a handle on the situation. Upvote inbound!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sincerely enjoy your username.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was JUST looking up how to make a hatchet handle yesterday. Any tips?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sanding is always worth it in practically all stages.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude that’s awesome. And nice powermatic by the way.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is indeed a thing.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice work.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Seconded.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for taking the time to say something. Cheers

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't know there was such a thing as red elm, it looks like oak to me. Where does red elm come from?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

North America. Not oak. Bark was all wrong, ring structure, small sap-wood. Red elm is Ulmus rubra under the ULMACEAE family.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You should have forged the axe head as well.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What am I? A blacksmith or something? Lol oh yeah.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I made a log this morning too. Right after my coffee.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gave me a great chuckle.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But....you had a Lincoln log right there....

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kid-size Lincoln logs made from pool noodles!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Groot, give me the handle!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god you didnt burn the grain for a "vintage" look.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I appreciate your tastes stranger

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never in twelve million years did I expect it to be a handle. It’s beautiful. Aren’t you afraid to even use it though?

7 years ago | Likes 288 Dislikes 3

It's only to pay back the Dutch for the disease.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why would he. Solid wood. If he breaks it he knows how to make a new one :D

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never seen an axe before?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's what she said

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Nah, she said “AHHHH!”

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you! It doesn’t see much action but I wouldn’t be afraid to knock in a hotel door

7 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 1

Here’s Johnny!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me your name is Johny

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

THATS what she said

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Let me ax you a question... how long is that thing?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

3 long

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bout yea long

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How do you keep the head from flying off when you swing it????

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Generally you'll put in a wedge at the top. It's not in the pictures, but usually the top bit has a cleft in it where you put the wedge in.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also would like to know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's typically done with a wedge. You cut a slot in the head-piece and then wedge another piece of wood in there to secure it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

which movie?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

american psycho

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ahh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve never realized, but that’s Batman killing the joker.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He was more of a chainsaw man wasnt he?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Used an axe too but dropping the chainsaw down the stairwell was a highlight

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As an amateur physicist, i chose to ignore the ridiculousness of that scene and just enjoy it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0