Fried Rice Without What!

Apr 21, 2023 6:01 AM

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It looks delicious 😋

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Parsley in Chinese food - you fucked up!” -the earlier video.

3 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

Uncle and Mando tonight, this is the way

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

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3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Can he be my uncle. I'm getting hungry.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love this guy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fuiyoo

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool stuff

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

About the same way I make it, except I stir fry sliced carrots too

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Andy is awesome, he is now in my list of top youtube cooks

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uncle roger is not funny

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's a nice loop.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is he chopping on the table?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need the part of the Pro hub drumset plus sorry children 😅🤣

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's China lover uncle Roger

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 26

Baby with the bath water

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Is he chopping stuff directly on the countertop?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He is, no reason why you cant as long as it's clean, plenty fo resteraunts do

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

You can, if you want to destroy your knives

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is not. His cutting board is about 2½ x 1 meter big. It's huge, he showed it off in another video.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I worked in a Chinese food shop as a delivery driver for a few months. Holy shit, the stoves they used for the woks blew me away. It's not a stove so much as it is a fucking blowtorch. It's all you can hear in the kitchen is fire belching loudly. Took 3 seconds to cook everything apparently. And the classic "hurry up and buy" Asian female cliche from Menace to Society... was my boss. The only time I felt safe was when I got back in my car to deliver food. 😂

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Them burners are amazing, that's the missing thing that you can't get at home, especially from induction

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The great thing is some Asian shops in the US sell the burners exclusively, just hook up a propane tank and you're ready to burn. I fully intend to build something outside to house one. I do not trust those things + myself inside the house.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We have a fast food chain here called Thai Express where they cook on these right in front of you. So fresh and fast, it's great.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I want a wok and one of those stoves so badly. But the gas bill alone wood bankrupt me

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that looks good AF

3 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 2

Worked in an Asian place with a fuckin wok wizard, I would have ZERO problems serving that. What's your favorite dish, Americanized or not? Because I got takeout yesterday and this couple got the pho and I just... stared at it. Not awkwardly just like "I can smell that and it looks amazing"

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I would happily eat pho every day of my life.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh and it came perfectly to their table while I was waiting on my order, sprouts on the side, it's like when fajitas come sizzling by your table

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lost it when the PornHub jingle started playing.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That stinger is my wife's text tone. (I love seeing a reaction when I get a text from her in public). I wondered why she sent a text from across the room when I heard it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The rare Uncle Roger seal of approval.

3 years ago | Likes 535 Dislikes 3

He ended up giving him the title for his Thai green curry

3 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

He also gave it to Gordon Ramsay's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrUfwpaNNIM

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it halal tho?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is barbecue pull pork halal???? ....yes. lol

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which is also given to the CCP

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Why is this downvoted? He buckled to CCP pressure so he could keep his views up.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't blame the guy for not wanting to be political on his channel. He just wants to post funny videos. “I’m not bowing down to anyone, especially not to all the hate comments I’m getting,” he said. https://sea.mashable.com/culture/14102/uncle-roger-has-finally-spoken-up-about-being-labelled-a-chinese-bootlicker

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

If he didn't want to be political, then he shouldn't have gotten political. It would be one thing if he just deleted the video with Mike Chen, it was another for him to come out with a post that was explicitly anti-Mike Chen/pro CCP. He tried have his cake and eat it too. His second post was an attempt to close a can that was already opened.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Where’s Babe?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or basic Mitch

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid sexy Mitch

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fried rice for us is a leftover food. There is no recipie. Put what ever you want to. There is no wrong way and stay away from elites wanna be foodies. Enjoy whatever you like to eat. Know basics( like which ingredients cooks first and last to know when to put them, and that's all)

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like pizza and casserole!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

exactly..

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always use leftover rice. It’s THE rule

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That is literally the only thing I know about making fried rice.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YES it should be in the fridge over night . I also like to add Sesame oil yum .

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been watching Andy's videos for awhile now he's a pretty good chef

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

His side hustle during lockdown has exploded. He has a decent and approachable charisma even if the videos are short and sweet. Matty Mathewson is another chef that I enjoy watching.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hey Bahbe, whudda yah want for dinnah?" Love it

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really like Andy Cooks videos. I'm super jealous that I have to buy a super condensed paste he uses in his ingredients that's only sold in Australia. I'm in Texas, and heb doesn't have it.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Look up your local spice shop

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our sauces are super condensed ? I didn't realise

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What super condensed paste is it? I wonder what food thingies we have in Australia that are unusual to other people...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t have a big stove? No problem, just pull out a little stove 👍🏽

3 years ago | Likes 2255 Dislikes 5

I mean one is $20 at Walmart the other is thousands...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got myself one of those little gas stoves (with a deodorant sized canister) recently to make coffee when the power is out. I also made stir fry on em but I regret not having a better pan cause whoo boy, a thick one and that little flame doesn't do great.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't have a frying pan? No problem, just pull out the wok pan 👍

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Those small stoves are nice though, relatively cheap, fit in a small space and the gas cartridge lasts a long time.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really popular in Japan for that reason in the areas where it is uncommon to have a stove in the home

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Don't have that either? Well fuck youuu

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True life hack

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, a camping stove is crazy good for certain cooking at home and quite inexpensive.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those cost like $10 or less at any Asian grocery store. More at a white American one. Get some butane and go. They're awesome.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

On a second note. Do not use propane indoors. Butane is okay.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See! Size doesn't matter!

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The thing is Andy only uses the portable burner because it’s easier for filming purposes. He’s mentioned it in a few videos. The video guy gets better footage on the cutting board so they use the portable one instead of the induction behind him

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess hed have to remodel his kitchen to put that stove in front of him just like every other YouTube chef eh?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's referring specifically to the heavy duty gas ranges at Chinese restaurants. It's sometimes believed they're 'necessary' to make stir fry and such because of the super high temperatures they can achieve. The little stove is just for the camera, so it can be done on the tabletop. Imo there's half a dozen other reasons "wok hei" is difficult to achieve at home, besides the temperature - prep and speed being the biggest one.

3 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 1

This is why I keep messing up my orc hybrids. Uruk hai

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can NOT get the best stir fry on your stove top. Sorry but ya can't, these are jet engine fires and perfectly made woks, it's inimitable. But it's still tasty on your own! Just don't buy a wok imo, the heat distribution is meaningless on a regular range, just do a good pan and work on stir/toss. And yeah prep, whole lot easier. Things go fast

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 8

Some domestic Range cookers have the larger high kW wok burners now but yeah most people don't have them so good advice I guess

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like woks cuz they're wide like a pan, but also a bit taller so can hold more. Also makes them easier to clean.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This. Plus, tossing the rice in a wok is far more forgiving.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I use a charcoal chimney and can get my wok glowing if I chose to. If you think one way is the only way, I pity the loss that comes with that frame of mind.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Sort of related, but best sear I ever got on a steak was over my charcoal chimney starter

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think he was saying "gas" was the only way. The point was "a source of extremely high heat" is the only way. Which, you seem to agree, is not something you can achieve on a regular stove.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well it's just like, my experience comes from home cooking and renters shit. You don't get that glow on your average range. And a lot of people can't afford grills, don't have a good space to cook. That's all I'm saying. Pan and gumption can still get you a good fry

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can get "wok rings" to go on an ordinary gas stove, which are supposed to help focus the flame, but it's still not ideal. You can also get induction hobs specifically designed for woks, with a curved surface, but they're a little pricey and I've not tried them.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That Induction is actually better than a small gas stove. I have it. Yes it was expensive but so is Gas.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's interesting... I hate to be THAT guy and be like, why am I paying for this when I could just buy a good pan. Granted I am poor and that could totally work for pricier kitchens than mine. Also I'm actually a mediocre cook I just drink and know things

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I mean, a good pan can cost the same price as some of those stove tops. People forget just how costly the upper ranges of cookwares can get up to.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe the point is the same as using a proper round-bottom wok in the first place: the stir-fry "tossing" technique is a part in producing the delicious flavors.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was getting ready to yell at you in the first half but I agree. It’s not the same but you can get pretty tasty doing it yourself. And it won’t cost $30 a plate.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I haven't had the best articulation lately but you know what I mean. It's easy to learn, hard to master, and your tools make the difference.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man this new character limit is bonkers and I'm still celebrating yesterday's holiday

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really glad they increased the character count on imgur posts. I love when people come in to topics like this and explain the lore in detail.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Only on mobile and the new desktop layout though. Those of us still using the less buggy old layout only get 140 character still.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only exists on mobile through the buggy, ad-ridden app, lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro ain't it neat? You can be brief, no more (1/2) unless you actually want to.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a bic how much can I make

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

As much as you could possibly want, assuming gas refills. It'll just take one helluva long time.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey that's my lighter

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Nuh uh I had the blue one

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One day I will find the fucker that stole my Hello Kitty lighter

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Vengeance will be swift

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A bic, in this economy. Stop bragging.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shaddup and take a toke with me. I wonder if I can watch all of Creed before I sleep

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this? A burner for ants? This Bic needs to be at least.... three times bigger!!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One rice

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Also I dig your username

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh great, now I have to replay this again before the sequel comes out.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Boooo its not for PS4. Trust only in the Force.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rice is really good when you're not hungry and you only want to eat one of something

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Easy, just make smaller batches.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does the soy sauce go around the rim?

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

when it drips down it covers the food better

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Even coverage, and i think you get more time before it hits the hot middle. You want it to coat the ingredients before it gets blasted into tiny chunks of dry.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It gives the sauce a chance to brown and reduce before being absorbed by the rice, imparting a nice smoky and caramelised flavour to it

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Thank you soy sauce marketing rep

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not 100% necessary if you don't have bad soy sauce. Most of the Kikkoman in the is (maybe other non-Asian countries too) is not great. The flavor to salt taste just isn't there. Luckily, Hawaii makes some damn good soy sauce, and you can get it on Amazon. Look for the aloha brand soy sauce. You'll thank me later.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fun fact uncle Roger is not the guy from the "emotional damage" meme

3 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 6

Recently noticed imgur has trouble with this.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am now emotionally damaged.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

WHAT YOU MEAN

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And yes, I know the difference. I follow both Steven He and Nigel Ng. Just an excuse to post the gif.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What's next, you're gonna say he's not Jackie Chan either?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why that guy has three accounts?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Him and Steven look completely different. I don't see how folks can confuse the two.

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

I find one very attractive and not the other. It's weird for me too. But I get confused with Brad Pitt/Matt Damon and Leonardo di Caprio, so I can't judge

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh ThEy AlL lOoK tHe SaMe To Me.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Racism /s

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No need for the /s.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Perhaps some are making an innocent mistake ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm asian. I watch both Steven Hu and Uncle Roger. First time I heard Emotional Damage I looked up and asked my nephew if he watched Uncle Roger. He was confused.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry, my face recognition is shiiiiiiiiit. It's a constant issue at work :(

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Morning Bill!" "(sighs) It's Pam."

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

it's the voice.

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

the voice, and Steven happened to wear a orange-y shirt as well.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0