hawthorneandash
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Jul 20, 2016 3:46 PM
hawthorneandash
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PileOfWalthers
Super important when trying to hook up with somebody: don't talk about any of your prev. hookups. Shouldn't need a duck to tell you that.
Xebrus
If someone you meet today is an asshole, they're an asshole. If EVERYONE you meet today is an asshole, well, check the mirror.
batteryforeverlow
HereComeTheOffensiveComments
All my exes were crazy. I knew that going in though. Crazy girls usually had the best sex. Crazy redheads were a Double +.
catilingus
Yes. Shitty guys call girls crazy when they aren't (I'm mean some are) to control them. They're assholes. It's the worst thing they can do.
Johnsky
Did you just fucking call my wife a douchebag?
Xecryo
To be fair I'm pretty sure mine is crazy. I ran into one of her friends last year who told me she accused him of cheating on his taxes>
Xecryo
Xecryo
CaffeinatedSlacker
What if the SO meets all their exes at an asylum, then can it be both?
hawthorneandash
I suppose. But it leads me to wonder why they were hanging around the asylum.
benovere
To catch pokemon
hawthorneandash
Oh then by all means.
ultrasemen
I'm crazy already. And how could my SO have exes, if I'm only one who can see her?
hawthorneandash
Judging by your username, does it even matter?
ultrasemen
That's just bad transliteration of "Семён" (russian name) that has been haunting me for years. ё reads as yo.
hawthorneandash
That's exceptionally unfortunate but also very funny.
ultrasemen
Semion? Semjon? Semyon? None of them are really correct, but better than "semen" I guess. But I realized it too late. Doomed for eternity.
ultrasemen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09WahRyR2mI how it's pronounced
Yuri909
What if I really did have crazy ex who did nothing but insult things I cared about and hit me when I broke up with her?
hawthorneandash
You can have a crazy ex. They just can't all be crazy or it kinda makes me question your credibility.
HeyOP
Do you only have one ex?
Yuri909
Four
HeyOP
Then you probably won't be saying *all* of your exes are crazy, just the one, right? This post wasn't speaking of you.
benovere
All of my exes live in Texas.
Joetrane
all my exes live 6 foot under the ground.
iLoveLampiLoveLamp
I don't tell them about my ocean front property in Arizona.
mantonyz
That's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
HeyOP
But Texas is the place you'd really love to be!
getschwiftyatthrifty
George Strait?
sunsparkad
Hey! Not everyone from Texas is batshit insane. Just most of us.
HeyOP
Found the teen.
sunsparkad
This amuses me. I was born the year before the NES was released.
HeyOP
And you're Texan. Yet, you don't recognize the song? He gave you the title.
sunsparkad
1) I only moved to Texas about 8 years ago. 2) Not a huge music fan.