tired of not finding Mr Right? Create your own soul mate!

Oct 13, 2014 5:56 PM

tired of not finding Mr Right? Create your own soul mate!

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Mr Right Now has a distinct lack of manliness in the nether regions.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I got given 3 of these and a grow your own prince for Christmas last year, do you think they are trying to tell me something?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got three of these for xmas last year, are they trying to tell me something?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I can grow 6X my original size

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup McDonalds will do that to you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Enlarge a boyfriend

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 times it's original size? Dude that's way better than a real boy. I'll take two.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

. . . annnnnd i'll require ID . . . /o/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 times 0 dick is still 0 dick.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Package clearly states it "grows." Heh... package.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0