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((Please pardon my sloppy photoshop job.))
President Skeletor has finished the demolition of the White House and replaced it with a replica of his old lair on Eternia, Snake Mountain! He gave a brief speech just moments ago. Here is a transcript.
Fools of America! Behold your new master! The White House is now Snake Mountain, and I, Skeletor, stand supreme!
Your feeble defenses have fallen before my mighty mind and magnificent mastery! The age of weaklings, wimps, and wishy-washy wafflers is over!
You doubted me, you mocked me, you boobs! But now you tremble before Skeletor! The sovereign of this splendid stronghold!
Your bumbling bureaucrats, blundering buffoons, and pathetic paper-pushers are powerless! My reign shall be bold, brutal, and breathtakingly brilliant!
Kneel before Skeletor, ruler of Snake Mountain-on-the-Potomac!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
ImAWeirdMom
I will always pardon a sloppy photoshop job.
Do sloppy Photoshop jobs not AI.
Well done @OP.
mirrorz
Hey now, that's not fair. Actual Skeletor is somewhat likeable and in really good shape.
TheMoonBnuuy
dude is actually legit buff, and not in a "uses a suit to hide his fat and pretend he's ripped" way
Helixninja333
Skeletor would be such a massive improvement: you can literally trust him around children and even puppies like him.
TheMoonBnuuy