Years ago, i took my daughter to a college football game. we got a table afterwards at a Benihana. with half a dozen sorority girls. they all got steak. the teppanyaki chef trimmed all the steak for the girls. he was about to dispose of the trimmings and i was l like "wait!" he looked at me and said "oh, you like?" he then moved all of the trimmings to the center of the grill and spent the next couple of minutes working it with his knife and sauce. its still something i dream about. so yummy.
Just read an article about various chef's takes on things to avoid if looking for good food. One of them was this exact thing, performance food. Sorry I don't have a link. Think it was APNews or a GetPocket link.
The US just elected a dictator based on over priced eggs. Meanwhile this guy is being paid to just play with his huevos in front of a small hungry crowd.
only with years off egg-cercise, with the help of an eggs-pert and unter egg-cellent conditions you might break the shell of this eggs-tremely difficult talent.
RomanSnow
I would have absolutely lost my shit at the chick reveal
idrinkcheapbeer
Years ago, i took my daughter to a college football game. we got a table afterwards at a Benihana. with half a dozen sorority girls. they all got steak. the teppanyaki chef trimmed all the steak for the girls. he was about to dispose of the trimmings and i was l like "wait!" he looked at me and said "oh, you like?" he then moved all of the trimmings to the center of the grill and spent the next couple of minutes working it with his knife and sauce. its still something i dream about. so yummy.
Vergenbuurg
Meanwhile, the guy I got at the local hibachi place didn't know how to cook properly with soy sauce and just added a mountain of salt to everything.
MadHatter69
dingybasement350
That dinner now costs 900 dollars.
TheFastpaws
You are paying for the show. So I fully approve.
SirVG
Whatever this guy gets paid, it's not enough.
cactuskid1956
Shut up and cook me and omelet
khaoselement
Bro just playing with $53 of eggs...
drduffer
Dude probably gets all the chicks.
iananimated
Yeah but he often winds them up and they end up leaving him.
pullingsixty
Just read an article about various chef's takes on things to avoid if looking for good food. One of them was this exact thing, performance food. Sorry I don't have a link. Think it was APNews or a GetPocket link.
sambaah05
polepolekaz
He needs a magucian’s hat.
ChelVanin
Imagine all the money he saves on eggs with that trick.
Denvercoder09
Albumen it's a lot.
lozeldatkm
But I didn't order the egg rolls...
ToTheHilts
That’s pretty cool.
josiahpurtee101
Egg-sactly 🥚😁👍
S3rginho
unannouncedguest
Jeez just cook the damn food. I hate it when people play with food
Astral134
VindictiveBathToaster
Do restaurants in Japan have Americans sitting in a lawn chair next to a barbecue?
thegarts
He had the eggs in his right hand
Bhelios
Great job; awesome belt buckle.
mirrorz
The US just elected a dictator based on over priced eggs. Meanwhile this guy is being paid to just play with his huevos in front of a small hungry crowd.
tinydog
"Now hiring: cook/magician"
tombeithemist
Hen and Teller.
RobErtE87
Just cook the damn dish, man.
Jandegrote
Don't go to a restaurant where to put up a show? like whats next you complain mcdonalds has nothing healthy?
GoddessPurpleFrost
Gone are your years of wonder and excitement.
FallingStar7669
They're not paying for food, they're paying for entertainment. This is literally his job.
Exdeath5000
That was eggciting
AnApologeticCanadian
Really eggcited to taste the melted plastic from under that chicken toys feet.
lurkyloos
hotrodny
Customer: Can i get my breakfast already??
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
only with years off egg-cercise, with the help of an eggs-pert and unter egg-cellent conditions you might break the shell of this eggs-tremely difficult talent.
Tarmaccian
Those puns are eggs-cruciating
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
eggs-cuse me?!
Tarmaccian
You heard eggs-actly what I said.
huffnpuff72
Surely you are yolking
whatspaulplayingtoday
iananimated
Why would you go there if you didn't want the show?
whatspaulplayingtoday
It was meant for a joke. Apparently it didn't go over well. nbd.
iananimated
Sorry, there were a few comments of people hating on the show part of it and I latched onto your one.
whatspaulplayingtoday
All good, buds. Misunderstandings happen all the time. Have a good one.
iananimated
Cheers, you too.