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LariCheltsy
He was also in a more dramatic role in the Godzilla remake (whatever the name of the one with the MUTOs was)
ActionJohnnie
usernamesarereallystupid
Pitter-patter...
TheHeckYaMeme
Let's get at er
FNH8U2
Give your balls a tug, MCU.
Roland191145
So you're going into a berserker rage fighting SENTINELS the other deeyyyyyyy.....
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
flipskibbens
Yer out savin the world they other daaaayyeeeee
DrLivingstoneIpresume
M2500
brownsugga
As a short guy, I think I should play the part. My acting experience 0. I did do a play back in elementary school so its been about 30 year.
brownsugga
My fame will DEFINITELY not get in the way of this role
taksoto
He's under 6 foot tall? He's got tall people energy.
ericellis26
Imagine Logan asking Gambit if he's a 10-ply soft boy
WitchIrkalla
SCHRAMB0
He could totally play Beast if he slimmed down, or Blob if he slimmed up.
PhailRaptor
Except Hugh has gone on record saying he'd come back for Marvel. He's just done with... is it Universal that has rights to XMen?
SpockIsMyHomeboy
All the heroes at the fancy party with Wolverine
nxrble
*soft fancy party
DrKriegersClone
Fuckin' ten ply, bud.
sparklepantsthedestroyer
*super soft birthday party
iambrose
I need Deadpool in a boa and party hat. Though he wouldn’t need an excuse to do that, just put him in party city
SneakyTheGit
The softest party ever
kmikl
*Dary's super soft birtdey party
ScrewYouAndTheDildoYouRodeInOn
Gonna need some gym time
nacx12
I never knew I needed this so badly
Drewgiveurballsatug
Giveurballsatug
Canadoug
cyno01
Howreyanowbub?
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Manbehindthemadness
I ok with this
80srockerchick
No. Just no.
AlmostIdiotProof
Jared Keeso is great watch 19-2 if you want to see him in a more serious role. The school shooter episode is really something else.
MissKalanek
I need to see that. I've only seen the original french version
BatmanAndCradleRobin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UiVWn7T9Hk
iambrose
Oh shit what happens next?
fuckingscott
Shoresy could be deadpool!
BelaLugosisnotdead
Fuck you, Shoresy!
zeroisnothing
Fuck you, Shoresy!
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
hotdoginathermos
Give yer balls a tug
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
Ya tit fucker
LaffertyDanie1
Fuck you Shoresy!
jennym123
"Fuck you Cable, your mom made me wear red sunglasses but I did her from behind and took them off when she wasn't looking."
cyno01
Ryan Reynolds voice from a toilet stall "Hey Logan, tell your mom to keep her finger out of my ass, i only let Scotts mom do that!"
fuckingscott
Cyno tell your mom she squirted so hard she fucked up the ph balance in my fish tank so bad that she killed my betta fish
coffeeismyfriend
** bowl fart **
Kelevra732
He plays Shoresy soooo... yes, yes he could
etSpirituSanti
Fuck you Shorsey
gablestout
Fuck you Reilly your mom keeps tryin to slip a finger in my bum but I keep telling her that I only let Jonsey's mom do that ya fuckin loser!
supraman2turbo
give your balls a tug tit fucker
Pmmeyourink
I didn't realize he was under 6 ft, he like the tallest guy on the show.
brokenLS1
With the obvious exception of Jim Dickskin
gimmemoses
Dickins.
brokenLS1
That's what I said.
hedgehogsinhats
Canada is far away so he looks smaller
Celtoloco
that part of Ontario is known for, shall we say, homescholled folk. All short and funny looking. Also im from there so I can say that
jiynxed
Well, he's five ten so he's still like 8 inches too tall to be comic book accurate.
jiynxed
But as far as height goes that's the magic of blocking.
StanielRonathan
Jackman is 6'2. But the films did some creative camera work to not frame him as that tall.
PandaDander
Robert Downey Jr. Had to wear platform shoes so he wasn't eye level with Gwyneth Paltrow's tits
PapaBearclaw
Hugh Jackman is like 6'2" homey. I think you can calm down with the accuracy argument B
jiynxed
Absolutely. You aren't going to find anyone who's height accurate.
SometimesIBuildThings
Or any woman that's 90s comic accurate.
StanielRonathan
It's nothing a little camerawork can't frame an illusion around, just easier when you're not trying cover up nearly a whole foot difference
xHabakkukx
Wolverine canonically is 5'3"
SaintCody
Holy shit
Dagordae
And the artists give no fucks. Because keeping consistent sizes is hard.
markthomasc31415
Thats why the code name Logan. Smallest mountain in Canada
mytruepersonality
He's literally one of the only characters I can cosplay except for the facial hair, muscles, attitude and generals badassery. So maybe not.
FirstAidPoetry
Go for cosplaying Puck.
DarkwingDuc
Yeah, but we all know that's not going to happen. This would at least be a step in the right direction. Bonus that he's Canadian.
henrikpetersson51
And has a really hairy back. Why does no-one seem to remember the hairy back?
Sidewinder1018
Yep. People born in the 1880's were short. Weirdly though X-men Origins: Wolverine has him fighting in the Civil War.
Toiletbreak
Yup, too tall. Need someone like Emil Hirsh or travel back into time and have a young Jack Black do a Chris Pratt
middlehead
And the internets says any man under 6' might as well be 5'3", ergo, vis a vis, concordantly
retroman688
Are....are you The Architect?
ColoradoSky
You must be under 6’
Mimsey
Sometimes. His canon height has deviated to as tall as 5'6 before.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Poor art doesn't count.
drbloodbathmc
I’m taller than wolverine if he’s 5’3” don’t take this away from me. Still giving you a +1 because I like comic knowledge.
YharnamsFinest
He's been shown around 5'7 too, really depends on the artist, but he hasn't been explicitly 5'3 since like 93?
JamJamJamboreHE
He does tend to slouch. He got some crazy weight 5'3 300lb for his size due to the metal which has him hunched over a lot in the comics.
sirsmeghead
Yeah, slouching in the comics tend to make him look way shorter as well
WhythehelldidImakethisaccount
The 300 comes from the metal on the bones. Probably 230 if he just had his normal bones in place.
GeneralBadger
Hugh Jackman is 6'2"
iamoverrated
"Six Two"... Dude is really like 5'11" or 6' even. All actors lie about their height. Vin Diesel is supposedly 5'11".. dude is 5'9".
MiguelCamino
Vince Vaughn is 5'4.
Fravash
Huge Act Man*
EdgyDetectiveFromThe50s
Which shows that performance is valued over physical attributes when it comes to casting for Marvel. It’s a big reason for their success
EdgyDetectiveFromThe50s
(I acknowledge that this is not ALWAYS the case, just that it tends to be)
Hashbrown123
And he lost a Wolverine look alike contest for being too tall.
ISayShenanigans
Yeah right! I heard the same story about Dolly Parton losing a look alike contest as well!
SatanicSpirals
Dolly Parton lost a wolverine lookalike contest?
ISayShenanigans
?
Hashbrown123
I would pay good money to see her dressed as Wolverine. Not even in a sexual way.
TSwit
Not hairy enough
LasciviousHedgehog
Spray glue and make him roll on a barbershop floor
TSwit
samuelskoglund6
Isn’t that what make up and cosmetics are for?
TSwit
Henry Cavill looks/sounds like superman. Patrick Stewart looks/sounds like Prof. X. He doesnt look/sound like Logan. He looks like a bro.
samuelskoglund6
True, just saying that an actor can play the roll even if they don’t look 100% like the character they play. But we don’t know his range...
samuelskoglund6
True, just saying that an actor can play the roll even if they don’t look 100% like the character they play. But we don’t know his range...
magicrhombus
And what does wolverine SOUND like? As for looks, Jackman looks nothing like wolverine.
TSwit
Wolverine sounds like Solid Snake
samuelskoglund6
I mean, there’s proof that Nicolas Cage was to be Superman in a Tim Burton Batman V. Superman back in the day, could have been great maybe..
TSwit
I thought that movie was just Superman, with Brainiac as the villain. That suit for the screen tests was as colorful as his Alice movies.
samuelskoglund6
I thought it was a Batman V. Superman plot, I could be wrong. The suit looked great imo, and I think he was going to keep the long hair too?
jiynxed
Hugh Jackman looked like a waxed otter in the movies
TSwit
That he did
etSpirituSanti
He's has a glorious beard
CargoManshark
True, but those movies weren't very good either. Well except for Logan.
AmbroseGudmaker
I think you have to remember what superhero films were like before the first X Men film. They may not hold up so well today but they pathed>
AmbroseGudmaker
the way for what we have now.
CargoManshark
If were going with the paved the way argument Blade came first and is still good.
Lexiloohoo
Paved* the way:)
AmbroseGudmaker
Pathed is also correct. Maybe a bit archaic.
Iamnotanexpertonanything
After a huge fight scene. Blood everywhere. Wolverine walks off casually and lights a cigarette. He turns and says Fuck I’ll have a puppers
SithElephant
Cue Wick.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
"Figure it out, bub."
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
"Wish you weren't so fuckin' alive bub." Snikt.
MrSmilingDeath
Sounds like Wolverine to me.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Erutanmi
When a villain says something corny about beating him this time, he makes this face and says “Ay chump, don get yer panties in a twist.
WeakReference
To be fair..
theMightyPlatypus
"I'm the toughest guy in Marvelkenny"
iwanttomountndewya
"Get this bub a puppers"
BADG3RTACT
And as he's walking away "give her balls a tug"
ImguryProne
Kevin Hart?
ImgursLibertarian
I'd*
PieAndPunch
And momentarily breaks character and says it in his Wayne voice
1metalnation
Even better, Shorsey voice
PieAndPunch
"Give yer balls a tug Magneto. Titfucker!"
1metalnation
Hey magneto tell your mom to top my up prepaid cellphone, I'm running low on minutes from talking to apocalypse's mom
Formalis
Dial it back about 10-20% Scotty Summers
nrvagntsoleatr360
Bossco20
Cigarette? What is he out of Strawberry Yoo-Hoos?
wrenchhead
Notmybeardedladynotmycarnival
You got a problem with Jean Grey you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
AverageUnderpaidITGuy
Give your balls a tug
Isi151e
Nice muscle shirt bub, muscles coming tomorrow?
thebloody
What kind of ass backwards pagentry is that?
RaoulDukePaulAtreides
Marenate
drunkpanther
Figureet oot, bud
kmikl
... figger it out, bud.
AuralOcean
Why dontcha take about 10% off there bud
FloodingWaters
figger it oot, bub
macsnoname
Figgerit oat, bud