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CorneliusCornwall
Wow these are much worse
Zigor22
some of these arent even close
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
I think there's a difference between 'roast me' and 'kill me on the inside'.
CalculatedSpaz
Owlberightback
If I wanted to be picked on like that, I would just go back to middle school
loaqswki
BobbyRockets
These aren't funny. They aren't even accurate in any form of exaggeration, which is basically the roast point. Lame!
gateaublaster
Mr fluffypant's drawing did him justice,
krapmyself
This is supposed to be an insult but these folks just got free caricatures of themselves!
5hiza
KFC bucket is brutal
russrob84
That the funniest one...lol
DonaldFuck
drumsechoingtonight
This is why I never want to get drawn by a caricature artist. Goodbye to what little self esteem I have left...
CrabWallet
Your self esteem is bound up in your face? How old are you?
pisshole
Woah finding a gem like this in usersub is rare :O
sketchyCrab
I'll make some more this week. Hopefully.
AdditionalPylons
Amen
PolishMartyr
GTimgur
Which is weird cause some of these people are very attractive.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
USUALLY YOU HAVE TO PAY A THEME PARK WORKER WITH SHIT SOCIAL SKILLS TO DRAW YOU LIKE THIS.
ToxicPsychotic
I kind of don't get it. most of these seem to be just adding ugly features that weren't even there in the actual photo.
Bonerhitler
the people who post on the roastme thing don't know how to do good burns, like a fourth grader screaming random illogical shit.
NaomiDeplume
What I really don't understand is why people ask to be roasted in the first place.
sketchyCrab
Hey, I made this.
vanfem
Oh wait, you actually did. It's interesting how you can exaggerate things those people try to hide and are likely most self-conscious about.
lilmookie
@sketchycrab OMG! HEY ROAST M- actually nevermind.
transfuse
Nice. You're probably tired of people telling you your stuff reminds them of The Oatmeal, but keep doing these and you'll rise above that.
MegaDeuce
Christ you're gonna give those girls an actual complex
Buckbeak1486
The Imgur app really needs to be less touchy about scrolling while you're zoomed in...
tathrok
http://gph.is/1nHKNnf
jondorianistheman
girafficdesign
This made my night
TheGuyWhoOnlyPostsGIFs
GuacamoleMoleMolester
jackdouglass
god already did
fiddlewheelx
are there any opposite roasts? where you ask to be said nice things about you?
bigsplat
Yep, /r/toastme on Reddit is what you are looking for.
fiddlewheelx
of course its called toastme... what would /r/ghostme be then?
ProfessorMelonHead
Everyone ignores you and pretends you don't exist
Aquilarden
Assisted suicide requests.
Jumacao
Amusingly, five of these women could make it to the front page if they posted a Christmas selfie.
TopperHarIey000
Yeah especially the last one is hot as hell
HalfJudPrince
I think the beauty of /roastme is that no one is roast-proof.
SomeOldGuy
I only find the last one attractive.
itsdubbyab
I went back and immediately figured out which 5 you were talking about.
browsib
3, 4, 6, 7, 9.
Phischstaebchen
Some of this are really mean. No idea why cute geeky girls get so much rancorousness
CrabWallet
You can just say "rancor." Rancourousness isn't a word.
Phischstaebchen
This dictionary thinks different? http://dict.leo.org/ende/index_de.html#/search=rancorousness
CrabWallet
I'm not sure what dictionary you think that is, but Webster's doesn't include it, Wiktionary doesn't include it, and OED treats it as 1
Phischstaebchen
Germanz :P
CrabWallet
non-standard World English. However, even if we pretend this low level of recognition is sufficient to make it a word, it's still an error 2
CrabWallet
in your sentence, because it would mean "the state or condition of being rancorous." Your sentence needs the simple noun, "rancor." 3
Phischstaebchen
I even fell more bad that grammar gets more attention than people getting shamed...
CrabWallet
The people asked to be shamed. That's why they're holding signs that say "roast me."
keyserv
"Emotionally scar me."
Rinsl0r
Sir/madam, I will be honest here, what I am about to link is some really gross stuff, Sorry in advance NSFW:
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Rinsl0r
And I only just realise now that was only but a few seconds of what was actually a few minute long video.
IllegalDuckling
ChameleonFacedGoon
should be a can't deal with it gif. GET ON IT PEOPLE
MichaelScar
"Holistear"
ryanmason
Almost.
MichaelScar
You have no idea how much I hate myself
ryanmason
Hang your head in shame!
thegriffin88
You asked for it.
RepresentativeOfNorway
Vincentz
My sister did one many years ago. He drew her nose very big. She was so scarred that she made me shop her nose smaller on her wedding invite
transfuse
Wow.
Valiton
That's probably one of the funniest things I've ever read. I know I don't have the self-esteem for something like this. Why do people do it?
crashdummy35
Damn.
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
"just fuck me up fam"
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
"Say no more"
BaselessRumors
Brutalize my soul, fam.
ShantyMcBridenbar
Yikes...that last dude probably hears the sunrise every morning
randomstranger200006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRJfPRFmFW8
ugotclowned
The Mr_Fluffypants one is actually charming. Looks like a proper caricature. Exaggerates some features w/out making him look grotesque.
chrismofer
smaller frame glasses or contacts would help him out but other than that the dude looks fine
MFfromHell
That's what I thought as well. He came out of it pretty unscathed.
Bonerhitler
The rest try really, really hard to insult the person. The face on the KFC bucket one is fine, but the artist felt the need to then
Bonerhitler
randomly make her fat when the picture suggests otherwise. That's straight up bad caricature work.
shadowex3
It's from /r/roastme, the whole point is to come up with the most brutal insult possible for the person in the picture.
chrismofer
right. and the insult didn't fit, so it ceases to be brutal. it doesn't hit her insecurity.
GrinningCat
But it's not even a good insult. Sure, it's brutal... if any of it felt like it was real. Most of them picture sets look too disconnected.
RedTec
Yeah man, exactly, I especially hate the really long ones that seem to know their whole life, that shit is just sad
Bonerhitler
But it's not brutal. She isn't fat. Making up things to insult someone about is just stupid and detracts from the valid points.
Idriveboats
This is more savage than words. Some might say more savage than 1,000 words.
BaltimoresJandro
1000 Savages in the wind.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
/r/MakeMeBlowMyBrainsOut
titzore
Some say a meme is a worth a thousand savages
GoodGuyRiggs
link117318
This guy wins
BOOFNOOF
greasymustache
elementalwatson
More savage than 1000 savage words
DrJohnnyZoidberg
FFX-2?
TheyCallMeDrFeelGood
Rex83ll4t0r
It's so savage it's Fred Savage
kbooz
Or Adam Savage!
qqkikilicious
"Pictures are worth more than a 1,000 words" ... for those that don't understand the reference.
EdwardSnowdensNeckMoleIsUnfortunatelyMySpiritAnimal
I'll give you 200 words for it
sketchyCrab
Higher res versions on my website. http://sketchycrab.com
LapisScarab
Hell of a lot better than the normal roast me posts. Funny caricatures instead of unfunny jokes.
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
There are over nine images in this post. no NO NOO... It can't be.... It is....
Alvatore
WHAT?! OVER NIIIINE IMAAAGES?! *crushes smartphone in anger*
kevlosophy
Upvote so for all :)
mycatToastwasafatasshole
You just gave me a well needed laugh. +1
1337likeninja
Could it be... the legendary... super slayin?
Orpheusko
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
GeorgeMotherfuckingWashington
WHAT NINE THOUSAND!!!?
Hobochap
Fantastic. All-around great work everyone
Ohond
Over 9000 words is exactly the amount of words used in The Bible!!!
HenceforthPotato
I would argue over you usage of the word exact
Idriveboats
Well... You're not wrong.
CitrusAss
You're not wrong
PopatoMc
That's like up to 30 or more
ThisIsToMarkResearchMaterial
ZachsAnomaiy