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EDIT: Friday frontpage again! Thank you everyone! I do some reviews for a hobby, this week I've checked "Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii" You can watch it here https://youtu.be/rx-ysDlmEjg or you can read it at https://hypeimmune.wordpress.com/
ZaphodBbx
Did he work in the blinker-fluid department?
taez555
ShadeMeadowsArt
I don't get it?
3rdoption
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someguy7734206
The BMW drivers in my area are far more likely to use their turn signals than the drivers of any kind of pickup truck.
ArcUlfr
That's the case in my area as well, but add Teslas to the naughty list.
Willk95
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Porcupine has the pricks on the outside
KAPTKipper
His blinker juice was out
xHeavYx
Front page with 68 upvotes? Just a fake edit in case it does make it so you can promote your YT? xD
mickjl
I love that joke. I really really love it.
jeejeejerrycotton
There's a poem that I first heard in Finnish but soon realized is easily translatable to both Swedish and English (but only if you know what a W is in the context of BMW; otherwise you can't make it rhyme): "Miksi ajaa BMW:llä kun voit lentää LSD:llä?" "Varför köra med BMW när man kan flyga med LSD?" "Why drive a BMW when you can fly with LSD?"
jeejeejerrycotton
(And no comments about my Swedish. I got an L in short Swedish in 1997 and that's enough for me. I can still read Fantomen just fine.)
KamikazeGerbil101
imyourrealdad
That was an unexpected turn.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Not to the left, not even to the right.
Decoyape11
Ohhhhhh signaling!!!!!
RalphH
As a BMW owner I am offended. Also, what does indication mean?
MapleSyrupMafia
I bought an e30 and took it apart to get the body fixed before the swap and there's not even a turn signal lever in there, pretty sure it was an option even back then!
knudude
In the UK, indicator common word use for “turn signals”.
RalphH
nope, still does not ring a bell.
Colopty
You're gonna have to explain a little further.
knudude
You know what? How about THIS indicator? ;)
bikergeek6249
BillyBobJimJoeJames
I need explanation. Thank you
JemIsTrulyOutrageous
I think the implication is, BMW drivers don't use turn signals. So him giving no indication is on brand.
profloyo
Bet he was riding you’re ass about it too
MCTMCT
Are you saying he didn't even blink?
thricebakedxyz
Held his breath, too.
MaybeIllDisappear
They just abruptly merged into a new position.
SacrificialClam
We had no idea the kind of turn this would take
ReallyOG
Canigetbannedagain2
Fresh out of blinker fluid because bmw fluid is $139 a bottle, to remove the reservoir cap is $79, to refill using special tool #lol'r-420 is $156, checking ECU if tank is full is $279, calibrating weight differential of fluid is $457, test drive to ensure wiper fluid works $76, cleaning clogged wiper fluid nozzle $123, refilling the now half empty tank is another $139 for a bottle, having to replace the timing belt plastic guide rail because they are worn $5790...
PicassoCT
So he aint liquid anymore? Maybe should buy blinking fluid?
Pikkupanda
Difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
Porcupines keep their pricks on the outside.
Pikkupanda
(I love German cars and usually change this joke to Lexus because where I live they’re way worse.)
TheDildoOfConsequences
I live in Germany. Hereabouts your BMW is quite likely driven by a scruffy old fart like myself, and it's the American sports cars you have to watch out for. :)
MapleSyrupMafia
*Altima owners entered the chat
Pikkupanda
Are you in Charlotte? That’s like our city’s official car.
swedeonamoose
Höhöhöhöhö.
jeejeejerrycotton
REH REH REH
RalphH
Hähähähähähähä!
AdmiralJohn
I'm very angry at the number of times I had to read this before the joke hit.
UprootedGrunt
I needed the comments to realize what the joke was.
mrsparkle001
I'm still not getting it, unless indication means something I'm not familiar with.
witheredspoon
do you drive a BMW?
mrsparkle001
Not now and probably not ever.
comeonjointhejoyride
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TheNonSequiturFairy
BMW drivers don’t use their turn signals. That’s the joke, anyway.
thricebakedxyz
In the US
mrsparkle001
Oh indication = turn signal lol
TheDildoOfConsequences
Yup, that's it! It's one of those lights that's in front of your bonnet.
mrsparkle001
in front of my bonnet you say