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50. It's kinda of like a cat tax, right? Thanks for staying, come back soon!
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39. Edit 2: First dump and most viral! Thanks! Ummmm, if you're inclined send money to legit bee saving organizations! My favorite is Bee The Change from Vermont. They plant pollenator flowers in the unused areas of solar panel fields.
Or send me your favorite Schitt's Creek quote! #EwDavid
slowpoop
Anesthesiologist*
pinegag
What a pleasant dump. Thank @op
MadPoopah
I'm finally going to just ask- why are we supposed to comment F to pay respects?
junkerzbunkerz
I don’t understand #28...
CaptainDogvious
Can someone explain the avatar one
palmo
Oepdipus complex (son wanting to fuck mother) was Freud. Electra Complex (Daughter wanting to fuck father) was Carl Jung.
Squiggler
For the bread one it should be "knead-to-dough" basis but that's just me.
DeadyBearr
Naw from the little I know about the show Pam is kinda a bitch
susscheese21
I wasn't expecting the hank Hill one tbh.
Yrmsteak
neither was Hank, tbh.
hstein3
Alsehr
A group of rabbits is a fluffle? No the fuck it isnt.
abbynorml1979
Sigmund wrote about the Oedipus Complex, his daughter came up with the Electra Complex which is the one that involves the daughter and dad.
Dachsmeisterin420
#35 “me so horny. me love you long time! You party?
HowdopeopleliveinSF
Hidden valley latte +1
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
I hear it’s disgusting
megenoito
Cazzyle
TheSealPushedMe
jzatarski
never understood women calling their BF 'daddy', seems weird to me.
IveBeenOnHereForHours
Me too!!! This has come up before in conversation and they are like, “you just aren’t having enough fun in bed” like um wat
palmo
I don't get it either and outside of sex I would hate it, that said it's inexplicably hot when a girl calls me daddy. I'm fucked up...(1
palmo
also, that was a Carl Jung's theory, Freud was Oedipus. Though Freud was a contemporary and I think they agreed on it some. (2
intensemx
No! lol don’t you do it
LessonsFromDad
#3 what is with people thinking their waiter makes their food?
totallycooldude
Who said the waiter made that? He just took the order.
LessonsFromDad
Then why is he holding the bee's? That's one dumb cook in the back.
totallycooldude
Because his job is to take the food out? Also yeah the cooks dumb. That’s the joke. I just feel like you’re reading too far into it.
LessonsFromDad
Ya, it's a flaw of mine for sure, hahaha
macandcheese21
Someone please remind me what # 37 is from
waitingforkaitlyn
Linny, Tuck, and Ming-Ming too, we’re Wonderpets and we’ll help you~!
vinylvinny
“No, no, YOU do! You have lice!” Or really anytime David is on screen.
Wraivyn
My favorite scene is Moira's fruit wine commercial. "craaab-bapple"
ingenredes
#7 I've always wondered why they never know how fast they were traveling in movies. Are they just too lazy to check the speedometer?
itsdavidjackson
#23 is a Jim Gaffigan joke so screw all y’all for not crediting him
Mackeroy
i feel like +80% of all the tweet memes on here are actually from him through different accounts
Wraivyn
To be fair, I did title it "Stolen Things". Lol
fragmentedfire
The girl with one super muscled arm was in Hotel Transylvania 3. I know this only because my child has watched it 17 times in 3 days.
dmoore182
Pam was a bitch.
totallycooldude
The moment we all knew dmoore182 had to move away or die.
thisguyishere2
Letrollface
MarkPenrice
OK, I know the answer is probably just "Tumblr", but wtf is going on with that gender ID post? I thought I was well informed on these things
MarkPenrice
But ... each one represented by two people? Whose arms can be different (and, note: entirely binary) genders? Did the creator get confused
MarkPenrice
between genders and that classic diagram of genes / alleles crossing over in the chromosomes of sex cells?