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Aug 20, 2021 11:53 PM
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DwayneTheCrackJohnson
RIDE, MON! Ya bombaklaat
Cuummiess
They sussed us...darn it...gotta find somewhere else to share our satanic verses
skootchtastic
which closet case cocksucker figured this one out
WoodyGoodman
Exevium
Prith
oldsweaty
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
Anagram of Pride Moth: Hot Men Drip
notactuallyabrownman
Hells yeah we do!
djangojazz
I also saw Pie Dr in there if that is all it takes to find fault in things.
zenmaster11
GradiustheFox
STRAIGHT. STR AI GHT. “The development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race." - Stephen Hawking
ThailandExpress
GIVE GOD BACK HIS RAINBOW YOU HEATHENS! /s
otterkrylon
No.
notactuallyabrownman
Unintentionally making the targets of their abuse seem cooler to a huge part of the population. Nice work guys.
Sm9yCg
Have you ever noticed that "JESUS" contains "SUS"?
Nurich
Judas did realize that
Rehjee
PRITH as well, but no one cares.
Rebonack
No it says that about Leviathan. Come on guys it's right there. That means a giant sea dragon is the king of the gays.
Applewhite5
That’s pretty metal
nangke
The full passage is very metal, but it's about the Leviathan, not Satan
Davrem
Holy fuck, is it ever!
infilTRAITOR
Okay, now do it with the original bible language; Hebrew.
Fraggleish
It's an anagram of "hinted romp"
LiquidSodium
If being gay takes you to hell im not trying to go to heaven
tracereading
Imagine failing at life so hard you can't let other people enjoy theirs.
ILikeGirlsWhoLikeSlurpin
you smokin lol
totallyspambox
Wait, there are 5 letters in demon, pride month has 31 days, men have 1 penis, “this is some bullshit right here” has 32 characters…
arawhotdogsuspendedinatupperwareofvaseline
Pride month actually has 30 days lol.
ThePastmaster
31+1+32 is 64 times 5 is 320, that's more than one third of the Number of the Beast! Micro-Satan Confirmed!
Thewinterisstillhere
Pride has 5 letter, month has 5 letter, demon has 5 letter. 555. This is the number of the gay demon beast.
TheRadicalizedYouth
Don’t we all want a gay demon beast’s number#
OptimusPom
Isaiah 45:7. God created evil itself for the lols but let's not dwell on that.
chicktracy
also isn't Job 41 about the power of god's wrath?
YapYapDaGrunt
Im a Christian and a firm believer that God made no mistakes, if you are Gay is for a reason and I believe that you are in Gods plan for the
YapYapDaGrunt
Betterment of all, I may not understand your attraction to the same gender, I many not understand how someone might not feel like the gender
YapYapDaGrunt
They were born with, but I do understand goodness, I understand love, compassion and understanding. So be who you are and as long as you are
YapYapDaGrunt
Good and honorable and understanding and comprehending then you are a good person, God loves you and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
MejorQueUsted
That interpretation of that quote is the most idiotically ignorant stuff I've seen (today).
MejorQueUsted
*the bible quote
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
... they just steamrolled right over the fact that pride is supposedly a deadly sin for THIS? That's fucking hilarious, I love it
TheEmeraldProphylactic
It makes it difficult to be a proud Christian, proud American, proud Hetero, proud White, proud Republican individual!
Cebrail
It’s not like they can point out that one, as they are all very very very guilty of it….
ABn0rmal1
Because of all those Proud to be American bumper stickers they're still sporting.
spookyactionatadistance
They didn't steamroll over it. The quote they wrote specifically says tha tge devil is the king of pride.
maskedrabbit
PutItInNeutral
Deadly sins are from the Divine Comedy not the Bible.
Treblaine
But they love all the other deadly sins like Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, they exploit Envy and lust is blamed on who they lust.
lifeisadadjoke
Not just a deadly sin...pretty much the WORST one. Shows you the scholars we're dealing with.
rossdonohue
Ok, so first things first the 7 deadly sins are not biblical at all, the only leg there is to stand on is the theory that pride is the
rossdonohue
Gateway to all other sin because you need to think yourself the most important to justify sin against others to further yourself
Skelemental
They're too busy dealing with said sin themselves
Gababu
No one listened to gandalf when he tried to warn us. Pride you fools!
Sinmiedo1931
Just letting you know that was an excellent comment. Caught me off guard and woke my wife laughing.
ElectricDanger
Barring the fact that this only works in English.
kadaeux
Didn't you know, the bible only exists in english, and Jesus was a white blonde dude. /s
ElectricDanger
Oh shit that's right.
DaSauceSeeker
The older I get the harder it becomes to convince me Satan is the bad guy.
balover1996
You’re leaving the matrix.
badatediting
nangke
The Bible verse being quoted isn't even about Satan.....
tracereading
Satan pretty much only did two things to humanity directly. Eve and Job. And Job he had permission for.
Recidivous
Like... he's still a bad guy. Like sure, he's down for fun, but he'll dump you like your Vegas partner doing a line of cocaine.
McDerpNderp
gamblingpoet
Milton's Satan (from Paradise Lost) had a huge impact on me and would be considered a hero in any other story except his own.
nosferatradamus
A hero in any other story except his own.. That describes one or two of us as well..
prrrkitten
Job: A comedy of Justice is one that had an impact on me.
cadburyegg
When viewed only as a piece of literature, and without being expressly told that God is the good guy, the protagonist of the Bible certainly
cadburyegg
comes across as being Lucifer -- the child of a wrathful, jealous, and petty tyrant -- who takes a stand against a foe he is overwhelmingly
cadburyegg
outmatched by. He stands against him not because he thinks he has any chance to win, but only because he believes it is right.
ralmar414
This is also the plot of at least a few anime series. What fun!
Muunk
Lol where did you get this? It's not in the Bible at all. Lucifer WANTED to be like God. His sin was pride, not some "cause".
Treblaine
"Okay boys and girls, you know why Lucifer was so bad, he wanted to be ME! Wanting to be me, can you want to be anything worse?"
HiddenSanity
I mean... according to God.
WHYYOUDIDTHISTOYOURSELF
As a kid who read this dumb book inside and out. No. Lucifer's sin was pride according to God, objectively the most prideful being ever
Kamasu0Tra
Books are written by the victors of a war.
Ste505
graehall
HAH. Fucking. Genius.
thatlamer
nootherusernameworked
So uh... Who's Mo, and where can I find them? ;)
InsouciantSausage
IlluminaBlade
drandolph
AlessandraLaeif
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Ride 'em, cowboy ❤️❤️
masteryoplait
Ride more is definitely more likely
AgamemnonsMemes
Mo's pretty lucky.
sodomantis
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
patotheduck
badatediting
808Lion
Oh there's Digimon I'd love to ride all right.
Rabidbacon
RIDE MON!
Noahbalboa82
Ride moth!
comehomefransbrauder
One of my nicknames is Mon. Sssooo, yes! ride tf outta me!!
aloharamada
So, you are either from Jamaica or you deal weed in a predominantly caucasian country? Or, you know, your name could be Monica.
comehomefransbrauder
Monika so close.
aloharamada
Ah, German spelling.