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It's depressing how timeless this comic is.
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35741936
It just keeps becoming relevant again and again.
Mar 7, 2016 3:06 PM
MobileUserGundam
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35741936
It just keeps becoming relevant again and again.
KtH91
He looks like a tiny dog to me xD
QuiteALargeBagOfDicks
What the frick frack paddy whack bro?
Pdiddleshizzle
This is still funny
rhubarbpies
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4726504/giantdad-o.gif
moragisdo
Kim Jong Un definitely sounds like a guy with small hands
naturenick
I got your joke :)
BlackHartMTB
All of North Korea's power comes from the fact that Seoul is within artillery range.
arekanderu
Would be nice if the US would use a tactical nuke on Kim's personal home and label it an accidental discharge in NK.Someones gotta save NK
Veggisaurus
Someone needs to go into North Korea and free those poor citizens.
Sticklebrickk
They do realize we can turn their whole country into a sheet and f glass right.......right?
Koravel34
The idea that North Korea is nothing but a small child throwing tantrums is one of the most dangerous pieces of propaganda to come out of NK
HenryandFriends
Well! What is it!
anthonysulsona
Hahaha
ShayneOx
I'm in SK now, it sucks living in fear all the time, so you tend to just forget about it, then the media brings it up and it sucks heavily.
HempmonkY
What no candy? I feel jipped
Crashtastic
Not as depressing as mass shooting posts being relevant over and over again...
Sariad
all it would take is one small step...
jake106
Every year in March-April, when we do Ops Key Resolve and Foal Eagle. Same game, over and over.
Contemplatingdiabetes
North Korea is a baby throwing a temper tantrum.
jake106
Meh. It's the only response they actually have available to them when we play these massive wargames on their border.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
What I imagine Kim Jong Un does when he`s alone in his room
muffintamer
Cuz Kimmie you're a firework! Come on let your colors burn!
zeusdemigod131
Let them go ah! ah! ah! as the nukes fall from the sky-y-y
Deaderestpool
I remember trying to pcs in ' 10 and my buddy came in and said, "bad Korea is shelling one of our islands" I thought he was lying...he wasnt
AcquiredSire
Not accurate. The missile didn't hit a body of water.
Novirtue
And here it is in real life: http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042012/1334602684_footage_from_the_north_korean_missile_test_from_conan.gif
KAL6
TharrickLawson
I love it!
myusernameismyrealname
dont worry, youll see it again soon. they use it on every single post
slashzero
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
I just heard they probably have 15-20 nukes right now. That's enough to do some damage to its close neighbors.
Seta8967
Let put it in perspective these aren't the largest nukes so it would 2-3 nukes to destroy a city like Seoul/Tokyo. 1/?
Seta8967
They destroy Seoul/Tokyo/Busan/Osaka, that's 31 million people. Then lets account for artillery of another 2-3M thats 33M 2/?
Seta8967
We account for retaliation attacks of 2-3M. Roughly 30-36M dead in first week, 2 major economies destroyed, radiation decimated areas 3/?
Seta8967
Then after the war is done, we have 3 huge humanitarian missions. That not even including Russia/China/anyone joining NK. 4/?
Seta8967
This is why the US/Allied can't simply go marching in and break NK is because of the huge damage that would be caused. finished.
Vektraux
That's really the big concern, we aren't worried about the US territories, more about Japan and South Korea.
SukhoiSuperjet
North Korea is very slowly losing the backing of China. Beijing could end everything tomorrow.
TheToll
They still want a stable NK. Because civil war or something would end with millions upon millions of refugees entering China.
Mcknizzle
And the Russians. Both of NKs closest allies are getting tougher.
ImperatorAugustus
The fact that they voted to impose these new sanctions is a sign that Beijing is getting reeeeal tired for their shit.
Butane9000
Yeah, the second North Korea starts shit with the US and SK on it's own I think China will leave them to their fate.
YamatoIouko
Leave them to their fate? They'll probably be the ones to turn NK into a radioactive smear.
Butane9000
Nah, they'd just do what they did during the Korean War and invade from the north. Except with much better hardware & tactics.
YamatoIouko
Regardless: "You have failed me for the last time."
Butane9000
More like "You have embarrassed me for the last time"
justahumanonline
as long as no actual war erupts, and NK doesn't do anything too stupid with their nuclear tech., China seems fine with the status quo.
KillaMaaki
China's in kind of a tough spot. They're clearly getting tired of NK's shit, and absolutely don't want them starting anything, but (1/2)
KillaMaaki
(2/2) They also don't want an outright collapse of the NK government either even if they DO start something.
Cheomesh
That would really suck for people in SK.
Keairan
I keep hoping that the Chinese will just install a puppet in NK. One with a brain.
SukhoiSuperjet
They did have a man inside the DPKR government, but he got fed to wild and hungry dogs.
MobileUserGundam
Plot twist: Un is a puppet. But pretending to be a wild card is exactly what the Chinese want. What a TWEEST!
Keairan
Thank you Shyamalading-dong.
Migotchi
Mock them and all that, but I can't help but feel awful for the citizens of the country, brainwashed and/or starving :/
MobileUserGundam
No one mocks the citizens. We mock the leaders happily, because giving them the respect they crave is the worst thing we can do.
Migotchi
True enough. The whole thing is like a bad joke with no punchline!
3YearsaLurker
They need a revolution, or reforms, or SOMETHING.
ZVerix
A plague?
StraightJacket219
Rads, high levels of rads
McBook
North Koreans themselves are getting more and more tired of their Korea's shit. Women started wearing pants, think of the future!
Sharppoint
It's like this is a game of Civ and NK is an aggressive easy AI.
naturenick
How do we know reality isn't just a game of Civ?
Rox2
Because India hasn't nuked everyone.
Rox2
And then there's Gandhi. FUCK YOU GANDHI.
ApplesdaKitty
get that democracy learned. bye bye
maliciousGman
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Recidivous
They're too cute to attack and their petty attempts to destroy you is an entertaining distraction.
Keairan
You're trying for the diplomacy win after a lot of wars earlier.
IProvideFakeContext
Because you take one city state thats been attacking you, and suddenly youre a war monger.
chickenfriedriceisdabomb
fatal flaw of that game, for sure. BRB every other civ attacks eachother all the time, I do it once and they all denounce me.
MobileUserGundam
Kim Jong Un is the closest thing the country has to workable nukes. He is, after all, both the Fat Man and the Little Boy.
AmbiguousMike
Oooh you just double dipped.
MobileUserGundam
I know, I know. I wish I had thought of the joke when I posted the comic... I'm pretty sure it would've gotten more upvotes as the title.
Pretzelenthusiasts
HRW he reads this and kills 5 of his officers
ThatOneSkinnyFatGuy
They have nukes... Just not hydrogen bombs
Evris
50+ RADS
pwperk4721
No he didnt lmbo
MisterDoctorPerson
Good lord you just summon explodia on that bish. Obliterated.
madawgg
Your comment trumps your submission. Bravo!
farva69
You just made me spit out my morning coffee, because I was laughing so hard.
mt77932
I just laughed way too hard at this.
ROCKANDROLLMCDONALDS
You just double dipped!
MobileUserGundam
I genuinely felt bad about it, but I thought of it after I made the post. Or else I would've put it in there.
SarcasticKiwi
"Hello, Crimestoppers? Yeah I just witnessed a fucking murder."
ThatMicrosoftPaintGuy
Found the Canadian
SarcasticKiwi
What?
ThatMicrosoftPaintGuy
Isn't Crimestoppers a Canadian Organization?
SarcasticKiwi
Idk lol. I've just heard the phrase before.