Apr 27, 2021 6:17 PM
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yelwing
I get my second shot tomorrow. I had a very mild case of COVID on December. I’m a little worried what this second shot might do to me
overworkeddad
I started wearing shorts, brown socks, and sandals after my second shot. Good luck!
SoupForMyFamily
grats @op thanks for doing your part
Nyrruk
I've had covid for 10 days and its been awful. Went to the hospital last night for breathing issues. Please sir may I have some side effect?
thevortexmaster
Got my first one yesterday. Nurse says my second won't be until almost August
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Grats! Mine was pretty bad, it it doesn’t last long!
leashley
Same. I'm gonna get stoned, watch a few movies, drink a ton of water, and feel better tomorrow. Yay, science!
Anduie
Remember: eat and drink. I didn't do that and that was a terrible decision.
I'm sitting with water and applesauce right now, trying to work up enough energy to warm some soup.
Soup is always a good choice
Inkfinger
Enjoy your autism, idiot! Nah I'm just fuckin' around. On behalf of us tired healthcare workers, thanks for being part of the solution.
hallenjohn
Same boat. I feel like I got hit by a truck. But, better vaccinated than not! ?
AmotsEinhorc
Got my 2nd AZ yesterday. I'm fine. No side effects. I'm on immunosuppressants. Not sure if that makes a difference. 2/
1st dose I just felt tired and slightly warm but fine within 24hrs.
Selfieattacksquad
Jumping gee wilikers
WenTheEternallySurprised
I had wicked side effects, but I also had 8 people I know die of COVID.
Eunoterp
I take cortisone and predisone steroids for a torn rotator cuff. zero ill effects
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Wife & I both got hit hard - we suspect it's 'cause we're relatively small people - luckily, it doesn't seem to last long.
Szavor
You will soon be an expert sales person for Microsoft! Congratz!
Sqeezytzatziki
But how's the 5g reception??
foreverinchains
Most of the side effects are your body's immune response to the vaccine, which means it's doing exactly what it's supposed to.
JimmyKrackKorn
That's what they want you to believe.
Yeah, it's just annoying that my body tends to allocate ALL its resources to my immune system when needed, so I feel like shit.
Welp, it's better than dying.
DrewBerg
That's just your new 5G chip installing itself into your brain. Dont worry, it'll pass soon and once you reboot you'll be as good as new.
GenshiV
Have you tried switching OP off and back on again, OP?
FrickinLasers
Wtf are the side effects, man!?
3rdoption
Mine were just achyness, fever, chills and general yuckyness for about 12 hours. No different from a short cold.
krugle
Inexplicable desire to purchase microsoft products!
yakiudon
https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/pricing/purchase-options/pay-as-you-go/
SteveMND
For about 30% or so, IIRC, it's like a super-bad flu for a day or two. Weak, feeling run down, fever, achy.
Drumon
The day after my second dose I felt tired, my joints were a bit sore, and my body felt warm. Didnt do much that day and 100% the next day.
ChanMan9000
Same
PeregrinFalconPunch
Body aches, especially in the knees. Ibuprofen helped a lot!
Somerandomoldguy
Same as most vaccines. It's your white blood cells freaking out as they learn how to murder anything that looks like covid.
dudedude09
Much less chance of contracting and spreading a dangerous virus.
GrilledSpamNCheeze
My wife got flu like symptoms..body aches, chills.. think she has Moderna.. which I'm getting 2nd one may 20th..joy
Full speed 5G signal, everywhere you go!
For me: sore arm, fever and chills, general exhaustion and achiness. (Most of that is normal for me any time I get sick, it's just a lot.)
But thankfully my wifi is oddly fast today, so I can entertain myself without getting out of bed!
NoSoundatWork
Make sure to drink enough mein Freund
tumppu
Ooh, so the 5G chip is already working! Can't wait to get my first jab this friday.
yelwing
I get my second shot tomorrow. I had a very mild case of COVID on December. I’m a little worried what this second shot might do to me
overworkeddad
I started wearing shorts, brown socks, and sandals after my second shot. Good luck!
SoupForMyFamily
grats @op thanks for doing your part
Nyrruk
I've had covid for 10 days and its been awful. Went to the hospital last night for breathing issues. Please sir may I have some side effect?
thevortexmaster
Got my first one yesterday. Nurse says my second won't be until almost August
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Grats! Mine was pretty bad, it it doesn’t last long!
leashley
Same. I'm gonna get stoned, watch a few movies, drink a ton of water, and feel better tomorrow. Yay, science!
Anduie
Remember: eat and drink. I didn't do that and that was a terrible decision.
CarInAVet
I'm sitting with water and applesauce right now, trying to work up enough energy to warm some soup.
SoupForMyFamily
Soup is always a good choice
Inkfinger
Enjoy your autism, idiot! Nah I'm just fuckin' around. On behalf of us tired healthcare workers, thanks for being part of the solution.
hallenjohn
Same boat. I feel like I got hit by a truck. But, better vaccinated than not! ?
AmotsEinhorc
Got my 2nd AZ yesterday. I'm fine. No side effects. I'm on immunosuppressants. Not sure if that makes a difference. 2/
AmotsEinhorc
1st dose I just felt tired and slightly warm but fine within 24hrs.
Selfieattacksquad
Jumping gee wilikers
WenTheEternallySurprised
I had wicked side effects, but I also had 8 people I know die of COVID.
Eunoterp
I take cortisone and predisone steroids for a torn rotator cuff. zero ill effects
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Wife & I both got hit hard - we suspect it's 'cause we're relatively small people - luckily, it doesn't seem to last long.
Szavor
You will soon be an expert sales person for Microsoft! Congratz!
Sqeezytzatziki
But how's the 5g reception??
foreverinchains
Most of the side effects are your body's immune response to the vaccine, which means it's doing exactly what it's supposed to.
JimmyKrackKorn
That's what they want you to believe.
CarInAVet
Yeah, it's just annoying that my body tends to allocate ALL its resources to my immune system when needed, so I feel like shit.
foreverinchains
Welp, it's better than dying.
DrewBerg
That's just your new 5G chip installing itself into your brain. Dont worry, it'll pass soon and once you reboot you'll be as good as new.
GenshiV
Have you tried switching OP off and back on again, OP?
FrickinLasers
Wtf are the side effects, man!?
3rdoption
Mine were just achyness, fever, chills and general yuckyness for about 12 hours. No different from a short cold.
krugle
Inexplicable desire to purchase microsoft products!
yakiudon
https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/pricing/purchase-options/pay-as-you-go/
SteveMND
For about 30% or so, IIRC, it's like a super-bad flu for a day or two. Weak, feeling run down, fever, achy.
Drumon
The day after my second dose I felt tired, my joints were a bit sore, and my body felt warm. Didnt do much that day and 100% the next day.
ChanMan9000
Same
PeregrinFalconPunch
Body aches, especially in the knees. Ibuprofen helped a lot!
Somerandomoldguy
Same as most vaccines. It's your white blood cells freaking out as they learn how to murder anything that looks like covid.
dudedude09
Much less chance of contracting and spreading a dangerous virus.
GrilledSpamNCheeze
My wife got flu like symptoms..body aches, chills.. think she has Moderna.. which I'm getting 2nd one may 20th..joy
GenshiV
Full speed 5G signal, everywhere you go!
CarInAVet
For me: sore arm, fever and chills, general exhaustion and achiness. (Most of that is normal for me any time I get sick, it's just a lot.)
CarInAVet
But thankfully my wifi is oddly fast today, so I can entertain myself without getting out of bed!
NoSoundatWork
Make sure to drink enough mein Freund
tumppu
Ooh, so the 5G chip is already working! Can't wait to get my first jab this friday.