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That Strait was perfectly fine before the "Kamala will start a war with Iran if elected as President" the freak who screamed that before. Now he wants the USA reimbursed, holy shit bags batman, what a clown.
painterofdark
As stupid as he is, he never forgets the thief instinct.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
The rest of the world wants the remboursement for ISA geopolitical crazy decisions.
Durgon8tr
then they should send him the bill for the extra billions of dollars they had to pay for oil because of this idiotic shit stain
Howlingowl
From who? Himself? Now there’s an idea.
“World. Pay me, Donald Trump, to sit on my ass and play golf for 30 days or else I will start leading the country.”
nimeton0
"Trump says..."
deathblade369
I'm sure the rest of the world will get right on that.
Stumpkiller
So, in other words a forever war. Worst president ever.
xj4low
Trump wants a lot of things. Doesn't mean he gets them. Fun things happen when outside the US. He isn't surrounded by YES men. Every other country will just laugh in his face as they restructure trade agreements to take the US out of the picture.
horsetuna
I hope they send him bouncing cheques.
hsalonen3000
We are going to send a quite strongly worded letter!
Birdnose
Thing is… it would need to be open and protected first.
MajorNikon
Want in one hand and shit in your diaper. See which one fills up first.
LiterallyAWizard
Ha! Joke's on you, all of his diapers come pre-shat!!
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
This is a mob protection racket.
Onetonmanwithaspoon
The grift that keeps of grifting.
Germankipp
He got jealous the Iran was going to charge tolls for ships going through and did what he always does. Tank a deal and steal another's idea
DickMcStiffens
Save the strait for me Clark.
toolzgalore2
Iran I'm serious, you keep threatening to kill him. I bet you won't. I bet you can't. You don't have the balls.
sadurdaynight
He fancies himself ceo of the world now. Imagine that. He wants to withold aids medication from another country if they don't hand over mineral rights.
dyerzeve
Other countries hearing diaper Don’s request…
ItsACrazyWorld
Just fucking die already you rotten sack of shit.
Dapperworth
anaberration
he makes me stabby....
madmax17
Classic.
lostlittletimeonthis
JohnnyQ82
I want to be reimbursed for having to listen to American political fuck ups daily for the best part of 10years now.
jonalexassblast
By US he means us, as in him and his buddies.
Dolenmorgul
But first you reimburse us all the money it cost us without ever being involved - the rest of the world
LitterBoxKing
They wouldn't join his war, so why would they pay for mob protection?
jimicus
Because he's a mobster?
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Because he thinks of Americas armed forces as a protection racket. Not like there's no historic precedent.
WhyDontYouMakeMe
As long as we're trying to go back to the 1800's socially, Trump thought he'd bring back gunboat diplomacy, as a treat
3ifish
In more traditional terms this is referred to as The Protection Racket, as in "It would be a shame if something would happen to your business."
Zetor
SmergBlaerghl
Hey, Trump!
Marcolorn
Just die already, you decrepit rapist.