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It’s the 22nd day of the Cheeze Calendar and I can now say I’ve done more Advent posts than there have been Fast and Furious movies.
Today’s door was easy to find as it was next to yesterday’s door.
I’ve definitely had more queso emergencies than I care to relive. And it’s always polite to bring something to contribute to the party. Napkins do not count as a contribution unless specifically asked for.
The West Country Protected Farmhouse Vintage Cheddar. And the UK has determined the origin. I’m going to say cows, but His Majesty’s Cheese Chancellor may have determined something else. From a taste standpoint, this is so far the closest thing to actual cheese in the whole calendar. It would not be unwarranted to pair the Vintage Cheddar in a two-pack with a Slim Jim. And so on a scale from 1 to Ephemeral Fantasia, the Vintage Cheddar rates an Earthworm Jim. We think it’s mighty fine. For the whole sordid history so far, profile excavation is in order: https://imgur.com/user/MaskedTrout