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Why? In one week he: United all of Europe, gave NATO a whole new purpose, forced Germany to rearm itself, forced Switzerland to no longer be neutral, fast-tracked Finland’s and Sweden’s desire to join NATO, will succeed in getting the Ukraine into the EU, and (let’s hope) began the downfall of the current Russian government. Hell of a week Vlad!
KamikazeGerbil101
I think he may have destroyed Russia in his attempt to recreate the USSR !
Corynthos
Oh, oh, oh! He also solved Covid! Almost nobody is talking about it anymore! xD
VindictiveBathToaster
“And the nominations for the Nobel Prize in the field of being a cunt are: HOLY SHIT! This is a really long list!
CoarseAndSalty
I feel like a bullet in his head would seal the deal.
georgedragonslayer
Also, took the top spot from Kim Jong-Un and Xi Jinping as the most hated dictators on the planet. Please give him full props for that.
n0n53n53
This is a pivotal point in world history. It will either mark the end of democracy or will reaffirm and strengthen democracy. It's not over
inthepines
need to remove him from power before he launches nukes. He is unstable
Jonesso
lets name it the Noballs prize
RaymondChoppard
Turns the Talibans into moderate people...
mikecaa
He should get a stick of dynamite shoved up his ass.
mikenco
Won't matter if Europe is a radioactive crater...
catskhiker
Bullet Recipient
SoniqueTui
Nobel's invention you mean right?.. I wish it didn't take threat of doom to unite..
KaraokeLemur
Someone tell him the "Person of the year" isn't an honour.
SjundeSjukaSjomannenSjunne
Postumus
LickFury
Hopefully this doesn’t turn into “if I’m going down, you are all coming with me”
georgedragonslayer
It already has. There is no way for him to win this.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
Time POTY to be sure.
lemmesmashplease
There is something wrong with the world when one single person can cause so much suffering.
jjw9
He Putin his new title: Vlad the Self-Impaler
yello0
Fuck.. that’s funny!!!
jjw9
Thanks, OP, glad you enjoyed it! I enjoy all your posts!
3rdoption
I just hope someone is left to present it...
RedCamaro
....present it to.
FunctioningWorkaholic
photoshopbot01
Also gave Europe a big incentive to move from oil and gas to more renewable and local energy sources.
TheSpaceCroissant
Crossing our fingers
dragonsdemesne
Yasser Arafat and Henry Kissinger won Nobel Peace Prizes... seriously. I almost wouldn't be surprised.
imgned
Wait, what? Forced Switzerland not to be neutral? Well, that’s gotta be a first right? Sauce?
yello0
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/tunedin/switzerland-breaks-neutrality-will-freeze-russian-assets-in-response-to-war-in-ukraine/vi-AAUqBb3
punchingnazis
madrush
And caused Ukraine to ask to be in the EU
w00tberrypie
Also, don't forget: unseated Ajit Pai for "most punchable face."
4vie
No, no no, *that* podium has space for *maaaaaany* people
Yakumae
Honestly theyre all like scp001. We don't know which one holds the real most puncahble face,, but all are definently on the same level of it
literallymike
He's also very wee. Like 5'6".
amoeba15
There's also Shkreli... A lot of punchable faces out there
PimpinKen
I guess we are going to have to have contest then. Line them all up and start punching.
PimpinKen
I thought tucker already did that.
tesseract4d2
Punch? Nah, we wanna drag his face against fresh nonskid.
coronakilla
God that guy sucks
06cpayne
I though Ted Cruz already did that?
ReginaKasteen
I would vote for either Ted Cruz or the kid from Game of Thrones.
artistandascholar2000
But Ajit is still a close 2nd, I assume.
myotheralt
Ajit is a solid number two.
amoeba15
sunyudai
Well, yes, but we are talking about his punchability.
artistandascholar2000
I was thinking a bit runny but it’s all relative.
Anwinity
I'd put him 3rd, kinda want to punch trump more
artistandascholar2000
That’s more than fair.
saxon2060
Forcing a country to rearm and forcing another to abandon neutrality is really sad. The other stuff seems pretty good tho.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Switzerland has been a safehouse for all kinds of ill-gotten cash for decades. Forcing them to stop that practice is definitely good.
SupposablyPersnickity
Maybe create a new category. Nobel Cunt Prize.
richiWebKing
Nobel Piece of Shit Prize.
yourethinkingtoohard
This ?
Kyen155
Sorry to say, but a cunt has depth and warmth to it and this clown has neither!
ballsoutflyer
We have one already. Darwin Award.
allihearisnoise
What you write so crassly is enjoyed for its beautiful brutality. You made me chuckle! +1
squishybaker
He's already leading for dick of the year.
davemClickDriver
He has won this 3 times already
billstranger
The anti-oscars are called the "razzies." How about the "nazzies?"
fendeele
What's the prize?
mycatsings
Hi face on every roll of toilet tissue
ceceoh
Acme anvil and a high cliff.
magpiegriffin
A polished turd and your assets frozen.
Ialmostgotthis
The BACK cover of TIMES magazine.
lurkyouallnightlong
The fold out of MAD magazine
Kuvajainen
As a woman, I object my genitals to be associated with excrement of any kind! Make it Nobel Shit Prize!
ceceoh
I guess Nobel Booby Prize is out, too?
SupposablyPersnickity
I’ll concede the point. :D
jimicus
As a man, I object to your genitals to be associated with Putin!
ballsoutflyer
No can do. Even shit has a purpose - it's what dung beetles use. Need something lower.
yello0
“MASSIVE CUNT OF THE YEAR” award.
FnordGallop
Wouldn't that be Australia's highest honor for good social works?
yello0
Lol!
Tokreal
As a german I don't find it positive that we *have* to "re-arm" ourselves though now necessary due to this asshole....
yoyo42
It's not great for any of us. It's the INTENT that matters.
TheSpaceCroissant
I hope this will lead to an actual European defense budget and an increased cooperation in military organisation between our countries.
nokia58
We have to increase military spending. The time is over when we were able to pay off our responibility with DM and Euros.
nomealone
Which arsehole, Putin or Trump.
elgwango1
Amazing choice of of arseholes and wankers perhaps a joint prize
Chromentor
And as a Swede, I am not sure about the NATO joining.
varsipieru
As a Finn, I’m still not convinced ?
Swedishbouldering
Keep our treaty with Finland. Stay out of Nato but work with them. With Norway so close we are a buffer.
FuzzyX
Before this begin with Ukraine then Russia was doing unusual troop movements near Sweden. Joining NATO is for your safely.
herperderp
The only time Article 5 has been invoked was after 9/11, leading to the war in Afghanistan. Sweden and Finland want no part in that sort.
TheSpaceCroissant
You mean you're bot sure it's gonna happen or that it's a positive thing?
Chromentor
Not sure it is a good thing. But I am NOT(!) informed enough to have a strong opinion on that. And perhaps I should read up on it.
TheSpaceCroissant
I don't know either, honestly. Nato has the reputation to be an extension of the US army, I guess an alternative would be an exclusively =>
TheSpaceCroissant
European military defense treaty that could be tied to being part of the EU.
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mushuporky
scary why?
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Splooff
No shit!
mushuporky
I've been watching these events since the early 1970s. One would think NATO membership would be welcome given the current environment.