RatKingCerf
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Oct 22, 2017 12:40 PM
RatKingCerf
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TequilaSquared
So... Pull out when you fuck her pizza?
TomZarekForVicePresident
I will fight for your pizza's abortion rights.
AWhiteYoshi
#1
jsaund86
I really like he mustaches guys shirt. Is there any way I could get one short of joining any armed forces?
TheGreatAndPowerfulSage
I can say from personal experience that pizza does not make a good condom.
Raidenn
#5 I'm sure that caption was an imgur comment when this was originally posted
AllThatJazzzzz
THOMAS EDISON WAS A FRAUD AND A THIEF
kojenk
kojenk
the list by killing/eating actual people.
TsukariYoshi
#19 Ayyy lmao
Hoiloidl
Yes, don't get her pizza pregnant!
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Do you put the tie at the top of YOUR neck? No. So neither do giraffes
boogertown
My exact thought
porcodemonio
PO-LICE THAT MOOSTACHE!
Computational
#27 People dont even wear ties at the tops of their necks
PunnyPunenstein
Up vote for the title alone
CarrotSharpener
This was a damn fine collection.
iamdanman
Listened to These Heaux. My ears are bleeding
TooMuchPressureToThinkOfAWittyUsername
The screenshot sent to her mom is like watching a horror movie-- I'm scared for that girl lol
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
#1.
moricai
If only we could master genetic manipulation so we could get her pregnant WITH pizza.
Enoan
She's like 6
Hetuni
Or get her pizza pregnant, as it asked.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
Pizza the Hut!
kimehameha
I don't get #15 what am I missing here? ????
MichiMikey
Theyre gonna give the mermaid boobs.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Yup. From the size of those snow balls, they gonna be some big titties.
HaroldtheHoneybadger
I don't condone gun violence, however it's probably that sort of attitude that got you shot again #22
kojenk
"Guy in room 34 got shot in his room" "ffs we just had him in ops this morning"
flamingbeast999
TRUE
usersubbordercontrol
TRU TRUUUUU
flamingbeast999
Its dumbasses just trying to act like a gangster
NastyHabit
Ypu just made me listen to Bhad Bhabie on youtube and now I kind of wish I'd die.
ShinksAvoHazaar
"Don't do it"
mt77932
I think we found the 8th sign of the apocalypse.
hyaenidae
Really badly want to listen, but Google's nosey ass will never let me forget
ThePerfectTemperatureForHeresy
Incognito mode! Doesn't fark your suggested vids afterwards
UsersubJesus
DONT ENCOURAGE THEM
kukbert
The video has 44 million views on Youtube. She's cashing in.
itsthejacket
I thought she was cashing outside
IBeatMyDickLikeItOwesMeMoney
How bout dat
vvitchin
I just wanted to tell you your username made me chortle.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
How do you pronounce it? Is it baaaaby? Or is it bobie?
PinkSpongebob
Yes
matchstickmetropolis
How is babby formed?
hewhosits
How girl get pregnant?
Not2religious
B-had B-hayby. Maybe.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
See... thats what I thought but, why would the first bhad sound different from the second bhab?
alliberry
Because that's how VCe words work; the -y or -ie ending makes the a vowel long.
AranaiRa
That just sounds like Professor Frink.
Newthoenikker
Thanks for giving her more views and ad revenue to support her continuing to make music!
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
It can still get disliked though
SirBillington
That video has like 45M views for some reason, I don't think it'll make a difference.
DetectiveSloth
Middle schoolers
imadethiswheniwastooyoungshootme
I'm gonna be honesty. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting. It's still garbage, but hey everyone is when they start. 1/2
imadethiswheniwastooyoungshootme
also she would be the first rapper to be a meme and THEN a musical artist, so that's something lol
captainmojojojo
*Pregananant
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Fucking lol
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
*gregnant
captainmojojojo
*pregnert
HighFunctioningSociopath221B
*dangerouse pargent sex: will it hurt baby top of his head?
coolguy4206969
Stamps? Like for letters? Why would you want so many stamps?
where2bee2
Fud staimp
saintofchaoticgood
Food stamps
plooptyploots
madAgniK
Food stamps
BackfiringE28
Food stamps. I think...
sodifficulttotrainproperly
Food stamps
TooMuchPressureToThinkOfAWittyUsername
Can't tell if you're making a joke but if it's a legit question, I assume they mean food stamps
Phenomie
Probably food stamps
ThePerfectTemperatureForHeresy
Foodstamps
Eogos
I think she means food stamps
hyaenidae
Food stamps are all the rage these days, better than bitcoin
NurseMary
Food stamps.
V1adimirPutin
Food stamps?
annmiha
Foodstamps
ScottishPower
What are foodstamps?
UserguyMcMister
It's a card that can only be used to buy food. Designed to help people in financial hardship. It can be helpful but the system gets abused.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
It sucks since it makes it harder for the people who actually need it. I've heard of so many people trading their food stamps for drugs.
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
govt assisted aid to buy food
annmiha
Stamps the government gives you to buy food
ThePerfectTemperatureForHeresy
Something you hit your food with to put your name on it