Electricians hate him

Dec 30, 2019 2:07 AM

sDsnAlien

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6 years ago (deleted Sep 4, 2020 10:04 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Professional Scientist here. Can confirm, this DOES indeed work but only for 8 to 12 minutes when the cat dies of a fucking heart attack.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is so creative.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is funny

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could also use two pieces of bread with butter in the middle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perpetuum mobile

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the sweat and intense concentration on gis face it just makes this so enjoyable.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an old joke, but a great re-fresh.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they made a cat battery? A cattery?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, violating the laws of thermodynamics

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well. As a beginner sparky, as long as the voltage is consistent, any problems would be the engineers problem, not mine. Looks good.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok fine, but why would he put an infinite source of power in the washing machine to generate power for the neighborhood.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The origin of nyan cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This wouldn't happen. The toast never "lands" when it's on the cat, so the laws of toast physics are preserved when the cats lands feetfirst

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You would put the toast butter side up on the cats belly.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You'd have to put smaller pieces of toast butter side down on the cats paws.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

E = T(bsu) x P(lsd)x C^2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never noticed the Javert-esque gimp dude cranky away on the generator before

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That stone cold look on his face is what makes it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is unexpectedly hilarious

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

WHY NOT JUST BUTTER BOTH SIDES?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

she canna take it, captain!!!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not that it never lands unbuttered side down, it's that it always lands butter side down. Both buttered sides are a valid landing face.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of the cat?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You need the felidic destabilizing element to perpetuate motion after initial kinetic charge has dissipated.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Relax, Roddenberry

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That man is a genius.

6 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 1

Why did he not think of using two pieces of toast with butter in the middle? Doesn't have to use the cat then!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's wearing a labcoat, so...you know...obviously.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is hilarious, what is this from?

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

Idea straight up stolen from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As many times as I've read it you'd think I'd remember this. You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Flying horse energy drink

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't you get the same resault putting butter on both sides of the toast? That would cut productions cost like 75%

6 years ago | Likes 400 Dislikes 3

You have to arrange three toast around a central axle

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Each one covered in butter on one side. The force of the one buttered on top turning over should be enough to turn it indefinitely.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better yet, use two cats!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to the fur to generate the static electricity

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you need the cat to produce the electricity because of the fur moving thru the air, creating static

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, You win

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And not kill a cat haha

6 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 2

If it always falls butter side down and has butter on both sides, maybe it wouldn't spin at all? Since the butter side is always down.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Then what’s the point?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Curiosity killed the cat

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But satisfaction brought him back

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Curiosity was never convicted. #FreeCuriosity #JusticeForCuriosity

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*result

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thancs!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcc

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought about that too. But realized it would some how land one side, than the other.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Make sure you use salted butter though. The salt help the electrons travel, so it generates more electricity.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

This is the type of information we need! Off to buy a pack of salted butter.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^this!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The toast would just balance itself vertically on the crust edge.

6 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY. Dammit y'all pay attention this is simple.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with enough rotational momentum, it should keep on spinning

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Make a ball of toast and butter points around the outside. Spin away

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah - I see you are a learned fellow.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Butter the whole thing.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Then it would not spin.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nah, the rule is it lands butter side down. If both sides are already butter, then it doesn't matter which side it lands on because 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Oooh a paradox! Because it’s buttered side up as well.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it will always be butter side down 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So strap two buttered slices back to back. If one lands butter side down, the other is butter side up and thus that cannot be.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At the very least it should just levitate in place. Add a little rotation and boom.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0