Dec 30, 2019 2:07 AM
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captainken
Professional Scientist here. Can confirm, this DOES indeed work but only for 8 to 12 minutes when the cat dies of a fucking heart attack.
nilesh334910
That is so creative.
napoleon11
this is funny
TCGView
Could also use two pieces of bread with butter in the middle.
danielrozenek
Perpetuum mobile
urgotobekiddingme
I love the sweat and intense concentration on gis face it just makes this so enjoyable.
d3jake
It's an old joke, but a great re-fresh.
Pepperpete123
So they made a cat battery? A cattery?
SolaceHaestas
Ah yes, violating the laws of thermodynamics
SoupCanMan
Well. As a beginner sparky, as long as the voltage is consistent, any problems would be the engineers problem, not mine. Looks good.
MrCupcakeisallmine
Ok fine, but why would he put an infinite source of power in the washing machine to generate power for the neighborhood.
stonqledisponible2000
The origin of nyan cat
megagreg
This wouldn't happen. The toast never "lands" when it's on the cat, so the laws of toast physics are preserved when the cats lands feetfirst
kennerly
You would put the toast butter side up on the cats belly.
FallingStar7669
You'd have to put smaller pieces of toast butter side down on the cats paws.
flowen8
Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
markm0101
E = T(bsu) x P(lsd)x C^2
angels30
Never noticed the Javert-esque gimp dude cranky away on the generator before
ButtmoTerror
That stone cold look on his face is what makes it.
Gauntlet2013
This is unexpectedly hilarious
IWRITEINALLCAPS
WHY NOT JUST BUTTER BOTH SIDES?
ChorizoPig
she canna take it, captain!!!!
Alfadorfox
It's not that it never lands unbuttered side down, it's that it always lands butter side down. Both buttered sides are a valid landing face.
ReadySetBake
This guy gets it.
OliverClothesoff70
Of the cat?
sf111
You need the felidic destabilizing element to perpetuate motion after initial kinetic charge has dissipated.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Relax, Roddenberry
That man is a genius.
Psionickitten
Why did he not think of using two pieces of toast with butter in the middle? Doesn't have to use the cat then!
He's wearing a labcoat, so...you know...obviously.
DrunkBobRoss
This is hilarious, what is this from?
ZimKat
Idea straight up stolen from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.
As many times as I've read it you'd think I'd remember this. You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
howdoIsavethis
Flying horse energy drink
Thank you!
MirtoLegrand
Wouldn't you get the same resault putting butter on both sides of the toast? That would cut productions cost like 75%
RearadmiralButtStuff
You have to arrange three toast around a central axle
Each one covered in butter on one side. The force of the one buttered on top turning over should be enough to turn it indefinitely.
jefbenet
Better yet, use two cats!
Syko73
You need to the fur to generate the static electricity
denlara
you need the cat to produce the electricity because of the fur moving thru the air, creating static
Ok, You win
DeanOMiite
And not kill a cat haha
ShadeWilson2
If it always falls butter side down and has butter on both sides, maybe it wouldn't spin at all? Since the butter side is always down.
smax410
Then what’s the point?
OneBarWarrior1
Curiosity killed the cat
Giffylongstockings
But satisfaction brought him back
Curiosity was never convicted. #FreeCuriosity #JusticeForCuriosity
SimpleNinja
*result
Thancs!
Welcc
Thephedora
I thought about that too. But realized it would some how land one side, than the other.
JohnnyTwoStreams
Make sure you use salted butter though. The salt help the electrons travel, so it generates more electricity.
Nigbad1984
This is the type of information we need! Off to buy a pack of salted butter.
^this!
pizzatheyorkshireterrier
The toast would just balance itself vertically on the crust edge.
majinbuxl
EXACTLY. Dammit y'all pay attention this is simple.
PunteDai
with enough rotational momentum, it should keep on spinning
MrJewsbury
Make a ball of toast and butter points around the outside. Spin away
Sleepy360
Ah - I see you are a learned fellow.
Cglikespie
Butter the whole thing.
Bananabeanie
Then it would not spin.
Nize426
Nah, the rule is it lands butter side down. If both sides are already butter, then it doesn't matter which side it lands on because 1/2
tenaciousjeebs
Oooh a paradox! Because it’s buttered side up as well.
it will always be butter side down 2/2
ReverendAurora
So strap two buttered slices back to back. If one lands butter side down, the other is butter side up and thus that cannot be.
At the very least it should just levitate in place. Add a little rotation and boom.
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captainken
Professional Scientist here. Can confirm, this DOES indeed work but only for 8 to 12 minutes when the cat dies of a fucking heart attack.
nilesh334910
That is so creative.
napoleon11
this is funny
TCGView
Could also use two pieces of bread with butter in the middle.
danielrozenek
Perpetuum mobile
urgotobekiddingme
I love the sweat and intense concentration on gis face it just makes this so enjoyable.
d3jake
It's an old joke, but a great re-fresh.
Pepperpete123
So they made a cat battery? A cattery?
SolaceHaestas
Ah yes, violating the laws of thermodynamics
SoupCanMan
Well. As a beginner sparky, as long as the voltage is consistent, any problems would be the engineers problem, not mine. Looks good.
MrCupcakeisallmine
Ok fine, but why would he put an infinite source of power in the washing machine to generate power for the neighborhood.
stonqledisponible2000
The origin of nyan cat
megagreg
This wouldn't happen. The toast never "lands" when it's on the cat, so the laws of toast physics are preserved when the cats lands feetfirst
kennerly
You would put the toast butter side up on the cats belly.
FallingStar7669
You'd have to put smaller pieces of toast butter side down on the cats paws.
flowen8
Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc
markm0101
E = T(bsu) x P(lsd)x C^2
angels30
Never noticed the Javert-esque gimp dude cranky away on the generator before
ButtmoTerror
That stone cold look on his face is what makes it.
Gauntlet2013
This is unexpectedly hilarious
IWRITEINALLCAPS
WHY NOT JUST BUTTER BOTH SIDES?
ChorizoPig
she canna take it, captain!!!!
Alfadorfox
It's not that it never lands unbuttered side down, it's that it always lands butter side down. Both buttered sides are a valid landing face.
ReadySetBake
This guy gets it.
OliverClothesoff70
Of the cat?
sf111
You need the felidic destabilizing element to perpetuate motion after initial kinetic charge has dissipated.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Relax, Roddenberry
markm0101
That man is a genius.
Psionickitten
Why did he not think of using two pieces of toast with butter in the middle? Doesn't have to use the cat then!
OliverClothesoff70
He's wearing a labcoat, so...you know...obviously.
DrunkBobRoss
This is hilarious, what is this from?
ZimKat
Idea straight up stolen from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams.
DrunkBobRoss
As many times as I've read it you'd think I'd remember this. You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.
howdoIsavethis
Flying horse energy drink
DrunkBobRoss
Thank you!
MirtoLegrand
Wouldn't you get the same resault putting butter on both sides of the toast? That would cut productions cost like 75%
RearadmiralButtStuff
You have to arrange three toast around a central axle
RearadmiralButtStuff
Each one covered in butter on one side. The force of the one buttered on top turning over should be enough to turn it indefinitely.
jefbenet
Better yet, use two cats!
Syko73
You need to the fur to generate the static electricity
denlara
you need the cat to produce the electricity because of the fur moving thru the air, creating static
MirtoLegrand
Ok, You win
DeanOMiite
And not kill a cat haha
ShadeWilson2
If it always falls butter side down and has butter on both sides, maybe it wouldn't spin at all? Since the butter side is always down.
smax410
Then what’s the point?
OneBarWarrior1
Curiosity killed the cat
Giffylongstockings
But satisfaction brought him back
jefbenet
Curiosity was never convicted. #FreeCuriosity #JusticeForCuriosity
SimpleNinja
*result
MirtoLegrand
Thancs!
SimpleNinja
Welcc
Thephedora
I thought about that too. But realized it would some how land one side, than the other.
JohnnyTwoStreams
Make sure you use salted butter though. The salt help the electrons travel, so it generates more electricity.
Nigbad1984
This is the type of information we need! Off to buy a pack of salted butter.
MirtoLegrand
^this!
pizzatheyorkshireterrier
The toast would just balance itself vertically on the crust edge.
majinbuxl
EXACTLY. Dammit y'all pay attention this is simple.
PunteDai
with enough rotational momentum, it should keep on spinning
MrJewsbury
Make a ball of toast and butter points around the outside. Spin away
Sleepy360
Ah - I see you are a learned fellow.
Cglikespie
Butter the whole thing.
Bananabeanie
Then it would not spin.
Nize426
Nah, the rule is it lands butter side down. If both sides are already butter, then it doesn't matter which side it lands on because 1/2
tenaciousjeebs
Oooh a paradox! Because it’s buttered side up as well.
Nize426
it will always be butter side down 2/2
ReverendAurora
So strap two buttered slices back to back. If one lands butter side down, the other is butter side up and thus that cannot be.
ReverendAurora
At the very least it should just levitate in place. Add a little rotation and boom.