TheSwedishCryptid
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I'M THE DOG, I DO THE LICKING.
Apr 17, 2013 1:56 PM
TheSwedishCryptid
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tucotheugly
nasty
fshredder
Dem pup eyes on the top one....he's so embarrased.
ChillaAquila
And the way the dog's eyes quickly glance up a split second before it re-loops :3
fshredder
Priceless.
Konoton
What did the paw say to the face? BITCH SLAP!
GladyMccree19
I understand that the person making the joke doesn't understand what they are referencing.
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
LoveEngineFive
As a border collie owner, yes.
ifuckinglovesquirrels
Mine has a sever 'licking my face all the time' syndrome. I'm totally trying this.
LickMyFrosty
I can't stop watching this...
JCLII
Me neither. haha
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
Uhh, yeah. You know all those urban legends about dog's mouths being really clean? Bad news on that...
Some1OnceToldMe
Border Collies are the most fantastic dogs in the world. Hands down :)
badlawsweremeanttobebroken
Bitch. Please. I do the licking around here!
errdayimhustling
Bitch Slapped
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
My dog eats cat poop.
seatitan
fun fact: dogs lick you because they consider you a higher "rank." when you lick them, they get confused because you are "higher."
Dtherese83
Your face in the the bitchslap picture is priceless! BRAVO, +1
RedAfroNinja
I love your face after the slap, did that just happen?
Dainslaif
The look on her face at the end sells it.
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
lmao, her face after the smack!
fraxxxi
lick not lest ye be licked thyself
TheOnlyKraken
You're basically licking poop.
hokinaut
Those are not the same dogs. The first is a Border Collie , but not the second. Not even the same girl. We are better than this Imgur !
rozz
Really
kinvmadness
The markings match up. I'm afraid you are wrong sir.
hokinaut
I own a both a male and female border collie. The ears are wrong on the second. And look at the girls, they are clearly different.
1billionducks
Agreed.
cheesecake7
Is anyone else annoyed that the saying is the wrong way around?
cheesecake7
Woulda been funnier if it was the right way around and the gifs were swapped over imo.
paperclipeater
Duh. That's why it's funny... >.<
paulec252
thatsthejoke.jpg
azazyel
Human, do you know how filthy that mouth of yours is?
bitingmarine
. Anyways, dogs have much cleaner mouths than humans.
benj1008
Especially right after they ate their own crap.
benj1008
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/dogmouth.asp
Koantum
Actually, it's, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." Completely different and much more logical the correct way.
EvilEkips
Isn't it "Fool me, you can't get fooled again"?
TheSwedishCryptid
I based it on the expresson of the dog itself. Looks shamed in the first picture... And shames in the second :p Logical.
Koantum
I get that, my point is you should have put the pictures in the opposite order and then it would have worked with the idiom.
paperclipeater
It's switched around because of the DOG's reactions.
Koantum
The pictures could just as easily have been placed in the other order, which would have made more sense, and made the idiom make more sense.
Laerchen
Not in this case? Look at the dog's reactions!
Koantum
Right, the images were also placed in the wrong order.
twicetheheart
I don't think you get the joke...
Koantum
I understand that the person making the joke doesn't understand what they are referencing.
satanismybitch
PLOT TWIST: Dog just licked his balls and ass
ALittleHurricane
PLOT TWIST: The two girls just licked their vag and armpits. 0.o
Stojas
PLOT TWIST: So did I.
tunayafish
His or yours?
Resurrectionist
Did you at least buy him dinner first?
harry1620
If you kissed me I would be totally ok with it.
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harry1620
You mean the ones who cant take a joke?
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harry1620
If thats how you want to take it. Im sorry youre offended.
harry1620
With apologies: http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16100000/White-Kitten-and-Red-Roses-kittens-16155601-1280-800.jpg
zekester
there's a line. get in it.
FangsFirst
Unfortunately, it's unlikely the dog uses the internet.
AnythingForScience
+1 for the "Licking your dog before he licks you" game. What's the current score?
erikviking
There are no winners in this game...
mL2D
I'll have you know I've begun playing this game with my dog and she totally doesn't understand what is happening.
SqueakShow
I played this with my brother's noob puppy. Got to 23. He's such an amateur.
mL2D
Also, I like how you win in the first picture but not in the second picture. Its as if the dog says HEY! NO! I WON, SHUT UP!
Flametide
Plot twist: he ate shit for breakfast.
onechillpuppy
Plot twist: that's not a plot twist.
Darjanator
Looks like bacterial infection is going for the win in the long run!
Moorebegining08
ima play with my dog....i'll probably lose...
SuchDoge
My dog does the opposite, when you put your tongue out he just licks even more; you ever had your tongue licked by a dog man? No goin back.
ChomskyWouldnt
you ever had your lick dogged by a man tongue?
iberus89
licked by a dogman or a dog, man?
TheSwedishCryptid
5
upvotingstarwars
pics or it didnt happen
krasnyeteni
...cases of giardia?
Whopperhead
When I upvoted I thought it would go to six... fuck.
DragonLordG
5-what? How many times has s/he won?
TheSwedishCryptid
WOW aren't you exploring the old imgur of 2 years ago.
DragonLordG
Browsing on random.
theshybananaman
Yeah me too...
JohnnyF
to...?
Boscoishere
It a been 4 years what's the score now?
EvenBetterCool
and you didn't add the little slap?
Jalase
You kind of remind me of Penny from the Big Bang Theory, I mean, your face is like hers.
kalter
You dog owners are so weird sometimes.
ravenslvr13
it happens :)
TheManTheyCallJayne
Hell yes we are
OneSmartChicken
My cat's currently running around in a giraffe outfit. I'm not actually legally allowed to call anyone else weird.
jsktrogdor
Or own a cat for that matter.
OneSmartChicken
Well...uh...I don't have any argument for that.
kalter
I pretty much have to demand pics for that. You really can't get much more imgur famous than a cat in a giraffe suit.
ALittleHurricane
"No, you stop that. I'm the dog. I like. Not you."
liverstoner
you mean lick?
Pantarhei
like licking?
TheseAreNotTheDroidsYouAreLookingFor
I'm sure you meant lick, but kudos for top comment with that typo!
ALittleHurricane
WOW!!!! typo and top comment. Someone must be looking out for me. ;)
TheseAreNotTheDroidsYouAreLookingFor
Quick buy a lotto ticket!!!!
JuanVenturi
I'M THE ONE WHO LICKS
NeverGoFullDerp
Where is the Breaking Bad "I am the one who knocks gif" ?
MissBunnyCake
WE KNOW THE PENGUIN PERSON MEANT LICK CAN WE DROP IT AND ENJOY THIS HUMOROUS POST THANK YOU
ALittleHurricane
I am the Penguin Person. You will accept my typo as humorous and move on! ;D LOL
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JoshMatos
*lick >_>
ALittleHurricane
Yes.... that's what I meant. :( I'm so sad that it's ruined now.
ALittleHurricane
However, while impersonating a dog whose to say the dog didn't mean "like". 0.o
JoshMatos
Because there is clear licking in the gifs. Anything else wouldn't make sense. But look on the bright side, you still have top comment :D
ALittleHurricane
but dogs don't know how to spell....
BergerKing40
stop licking your dog.
al640814
i find it pretty weird yet funny at the same time =P
Pharya
There's a joke about licking pussy instead somewhere in here.
imaDOOOSH
stop dicking your log
NeonBoost
that's not the same dog, the face pattern is different... I'm not sure that's the same girl either :o
NeedsMoreDragQueenGifs
Imgurians; those who find it easier to recognize the faces of different animals than people
fshredder
It's because animals are awesome! People, as a whole, are...well, NOT awesome. Except Imgurians...you guys can stay.
TheSwedishCryptid
Don't tell me what to do!
Kellyann
laughed out loud... hahaha
Chimponaut
Lick all the dogs!
lipd
I love you too.
rachelzg
I love you.
ThatGuyNamedLuke
Goes perfectly with Ehrmagerd's comment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw >_<
houlihanthecrisscrossman
gif is perfect haha
Conorphelanphoto
You do realise that dogs don't use toilet paper right?
Resurrectionist
Calm your tits, zoidberg
falconpunchallover
AMAZING GOODSIR!!!
xenithia
Dogs lick their owners because they put them above themselves. In the first gif s/he is confused by this and in the second s/he is offended.
B1LLc0sby
TIL Cesar Millan's username is xenithia.
twicetheheart
This may be totally untrue but I will believe it anyway because it SOUNDS true. :)
devildollx
This is actually quite true.
LadyElise
Correction: the also lick your face if you left some of your food on it
CanYouFeelItNowMrKrabs
This checks out : http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/its-me-or-the-dog/training-tips/dog-licking.htm
leothedinosaur
Really? Souce? .__.
OneTonBrute
Also, dogs will smile, show you their belly, follow you, and avoid eye contact if they're submissive.
OneTonBrute
http://perfectpuppycare.com/why-do-dogs-lick-people/
sharsharbinx
6 years later domain name for sale
OneTonBrute
Didn't age well, did it?
OneTonBrute
If a dog thinks they're dominant they will stick their tail up in the air when confronting you and try to lead you around. Also nip and bark
OneTonBrute
at you when you're not following their instructions.