Jul 22, 2025 5:31 AM
iamerror101
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Hope it's still living its best life.
pigeon
cgt9803
LMAO as he just slid away!
CeoHuntingSeason
"expecting", lol they aren't expecting anything, the brain there is only for recognizing food and bending to pick food
mumbleape
"This is fine", but pigeon.
TheMurderousCricket
"Here he is again... EVERY. FUCKING. TIME."The ATC probably...
RicheTheBuddha
That was a better outcome than poor space bat
warpfactor1
Moon walked right off that wing
xuriV
I like to think he just does this with every plane taking off
Gryzwnt
He was positioned on a seam to start. My thought was he had done this before and was hooking his talons into the seam to hold on
B0reas
Bro. You have wings. Just unfold and keep flapping. Geez! Free acceleration!
That's what I was thinking
GravyEducation
Oh he totally did a sweet dive this is like his tenth time on this ride today
MBdub210
The lettering told him to stay off of that area so … his fault, really.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
That pigeon didn't even have a time to shoot the poop on the plane
sideeyehussle
I hope he wasn’t sucked into the engines ☹️
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
Definitely flipping the bird before the bird flips you.
sirbinlid
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d3ZpZXllY3oyYW4yZHB6ZWw5eHBzNWRydGo3MGQ4cWIwMnk2a2w5NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZBbf0jEskNncPVx967/200w.webp
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
This is ground control to Major Tom..
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM
Kreia
"I shall go where no pigeon's gone before! Atlanta georgia"
Dolenmorgul
Judging from the time they need to fly off as I approach with my car I assume they are not the smartest of birds
theusernameimlookingfor
I give that pigeon a 20% survivability rate. Given it is sliding into the exhaust region at full thrust. It is violent down there.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Hehehe, I got it.
dbox
Rude parrot on an airliner https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/621hcb/rude_parrot_on_an_airliner/
Harm
That was way too soon to start your scramjet,my guy.
GiantFlyingLabia
I’m hoping that isn’t one of those regional jets with aft fuselage mounted engines
Oatmealman1
That chuckle got me
hwatL4bloopy
OMG why is that so funny
tachyx
Trying to crash into a starbase
Cataleast
I fucking love how utterly indifferent pigeons are to anything that doesn't involve food.
professsionalsnootbooper
Nebbo
I know the answer is 'not much' but seriously wtf was going through that things brain lol.
Jandegrote
Not much is not doing it justice.
agonarch
"Meh" -pigeon
WackyTicTacCasualty
Fucking state of that runway.
putcleverusernamehere
That's outside the movement area not the runway but ya a little shaggy
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
That's just the grassy side area. Taxiways and runway look fine.
DancinTedDanson
Pigeon - Pigeoff
Tommyboypsp
Pidgeotto
RespiratoryRandy
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2tnNGFsZ2hybGw3OXhicHFidGZtcnozOHc5bzhsbHlrOTM5Zm4yZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FepewP2qxfTiTqspCM/200w.webp
SomebodythatIusedtonope
Pingegone
possumattack
Amazing
Vergenbuurg
v
HandoB4Javert
Jaqdakloun
I actually guffawed
MinistryOfSillyTalks
Well it works so why change anything.
MadHatter69
God forbid two people have the same idea but not at once
Both comments are from the same user.
So he recycles, good for him!
People repost, so why not recomment?! Haha
cgt9803
LMAO as he just slid away!
CeoHuntingSeason
"expecting", lol they aren't expecting anything, the brain there is only for recognizing food and bending to pick food
mumbleape
"This is fine", but pigeon.
TheMurderousCricket
"Here he is again... EVERY. FUCKING. TIME."
The ATC probably...
RicheTheBuddha
That was a better outcome than poor space bat
warpfactor1
Moon walked right off that wing
xuriV
I like to think he just does this with every plane taking off
Gryzwnt
He was positioned on a seam to start. My thought was he had done this before and was hooking his talons into the seam to hold on
B0reas
Bro. You have wings. Just unfold and keep flapping. Geez! Free acceleration!
iamerror101
That's what I was thinking
GravyEducation
Oh he totally did a sweet dive this is like his tenth time on this ride today
MBdub210
The lettering told him to stay off of that area so … his fault, really.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
That pigeon didn't even have a time to shoot the poop on the plane
sideeyehussle
I hope he wasn’t sucked into the engines ☹️
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
Definitely flipping the bird before the bird flips you.
sirbinlid
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d3ZpZXllY3oyYW4yZHB6ZWw5eHBzNWRydGo3MGQ4cWIwMnk2a2w5NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZBbf0jEskNncPVx967/200w.webp
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
This is ground control to Major Tom..
GravyEducation
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM
Kreia
"I shall go where no pigeon's gone before! Atlanta georgia"
Dolenmorgul
Judging from the time they need to fly off as I approach with my car I assume they are not the smartest of birds
theusernameimlookingfor
I give that pigeon a 20% survivability rate. Given it is sliding into the exhaust region at full thrust. It is violent down there.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
theusernameimlookingfor
Hehehe, I got it.
dbox
Rude parrot on an airliner
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/621hcb/rude_parrot_on_an_airliner/
Harm
That was way too soon to start your scramjet,my guy.
GiantFlyingLabia
I’m hoping that isn’t one of those regional jets with aft fuselage mounted engines
Oatmealman1
That chuckle got me
hwatL4bloopy
OMG why is that so funny
tachyx
Trying to crash into a starbase
Cataleast
I fucking love how utterly indifferent pigeons are to anything that doesn't involve food.
professsionalsnootbooper
Nebbo
I know the answer is 'not much' but seriously wtf was going through that things brain lol.
Jandegrote
Not much is not doing it justice.
agonarch
WackyTicTacCasualty
Fucking state of that runway.
putcleverusernamehere
That's outside the movement area not the runway but ya a little shaggy
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
That's just the grassy side area. Taxiways and runway look fine.
DancinTedDanson
Pigeon - Pigeoff
Tommyboypsp
Pidgeotto
RespiratoryRandy
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a2tnNGFsZ2hybGw3OXhicHFidGZtcnozOHc5bzhsbHlrOTM5Zm4yZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FepewP2qxfTiTqspCM/200w.webp
SomebodythatIusedtonope
Pingegone
possumattack
Amazing
Vergenbuurg
HandoB4Javert
Jaqdakloun
I actually guffawed
MinistryOfSillyTalks
Well it works so why change anything.
MadHatter69
God forbid two people have the same idea but not at once
MinistryOfSillyTalks
Both comments are from the same user.
MadHatter69
So he recycles, good for him!
DancinTedDanson
People repost, so why not recomment?! Haha