Hammond would not be happy

Nov 26, 2014 12:39 AM

Hammond would not be happy

Still, pretty excited for the new movie http://youtu.be/RFinNxS5KN4

dino_rarrrr

so meta

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*jurassic

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Good spot. Noted with thanks

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Totally didn't steal the joke from Nostalgia Critic.

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No idea who that is. Was a genuine independently formed insight. Not exactly ground breaking thought either so presuming I'm not the only 1

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Actually his whole joke is based off of what Ian Malcolm says in the first movie and how they keep making terrible sequels anyway.

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Fair enough. Think we can all agree on that. Original Jurassic park for the win. Everything else is Indiana Jones 4 ...... it never happened

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You trying to make me watch the trailer, OP? Cuz I don't wanna see it. I don't want the movie summed up in 2 minutes of footage.

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Movie starts; everything goes well; person in charge has ego trip; things start going bad; dinos get loose and eat people; regret is had.

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You must be fun at parties.

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Why yes! Here's a snapshot of me at my last one

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tell me about the bridge

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That's how everything always works in a consumerism driven society.

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Is that what they taught you in college?

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What does college have to do with realizing that people will do almost anything for money?

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I take that as a yes then.

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Clearly you didn't learn English in school, otherwise you would have realized that was a subtle "no," with a counter point.

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Don't worry I did realise; it was 'subtle' humour.

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