brrrraaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnssssssssssssssss

Oct 4, 2023 6:20 PM

I was pooping at work, and both of my phones went off at different times.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Build up, expectation, happens too early and it’s over.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately I did not turn into a zombie....... I guess I have to go to work tomorrow..

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They went early. Jerks.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I was told 2:20 EST. Nearly screamed like a little girl. And by nearly, I mean, absolutely.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

BRRRRRIIIIIIIAAAAANN! BRRRRIIIIIAAAANNN!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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Shit, are we slow or fast zombies? I forgot to ask moderna.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I got the booster. I'm gonna be a Licker. Zombie or not.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a lazy zombie, the food must come to me.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Eagerly waits for living brains to appear*

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Anyone know if uber eats will deliver the still living?

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Send more paramedics.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn't that just regular Uber?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

uh... well yeah I suppose so :D

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