Perfect for the drive in theater

Jul 12, 2018 4:28 AM

aazak

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EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Glad I live near one of 348 or so drive-in theaters left. Not the best viewing but its got this great atmosphere, literally and metaphorical

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 422 Dislikes 1

As long as you park your ass in the back

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

Does it come complete with a flux capacitor to take you back to a time when drive-ins existed?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd love to take one of these to a NASCAR race and just chill with beer all day. If that makes me a redneck, so be it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Park it in the front row.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'MURICA!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you just have to find a drive-in theater.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do they still have drive in theaters

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not perfect for the car behind that one at the drive in theater

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok ok ok. Thats cool af.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes! Cowboy Dan's a major player in the cowboy scene. He didn't move to the city, the city moved to me, and I want out desperately

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diabolical

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They call him the Sofa King because he's sofaking obnoxious.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

better park your ass in the far back so you dont block anyone view!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They removed the drive in from my city. Broke my damn heart.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Introducing: the double-decker couch!" ... "That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 8

Technically is triple. That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“This is just the worst”

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Triple

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I think I got it but just in case I need you need you to repeat everything

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Now that, is hillbilly tech genius

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I saw this at back to the 50s this year. If it wasn't this, it was the same thing, different truck.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@loyaltyisfamily Completely correct.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure. Last row only though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's a little story about a man named Jed. A poor Mountaineer who barely kept his family fed..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

" Life finds a way " - jeff Goldblum.... and I have no idea where that thought came from- still waiting for the coffee to brew...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once rented a Uhaul truck, set it up like a living room and took a date to a drive in and parked on the back row. Success on all accounts!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hello reporting in for a date

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it works, it isn't stupid!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gonna tell ya little story 'bout a man named Jed ...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s the awning that doesn’t make sense better for a parade

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The awning is in case it rains.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably better for sun, since it's permeable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what happens when the guys on the top sofa drink lots and beer and have to piss?

8 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 5

Sweet science, that sentence is fucked.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Trickle-down economics...

8 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 1

All the drinks are on the crown, just a matter of a trickle down

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It rains ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Golden showers

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

WTF?!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gravity happens

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally seriously though, I can see a few simple ways to significantly improve this. Add a fold out staircase or ladder for the upper levels

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and for the love of God, safety hand rails attached to the foot platforms

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's stairs at the back you can just about see.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So, they stand at the top of the stairs and piss over the side?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

golden showers for everyone

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just fire away in an upward trajectory.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys still have drive in theaters?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Jul 13, 2018 1:31 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That actually sounds really cool. I don't think we have any in good ol europe.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Theres not a lot of them left in america but I have one in my town :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0