How disappointed were you when you found out a coyote can run faster than a roadrunner? ...
Roadrunner, top speed, 26mph; coyote is scary fast at 43mph (average of 35mph, still fast as fuck).... he didn't need any of Acme's shitty and defective products (I am certain Acme uses AI to design their products, explaining why they suck so bad).
I've got a duck and a Canadian goose (she just showed up and never left) who both wag their tails like this. It's so cute. The chickens don't do it, though.
McUUID
The tail wag is so cu- Damnit, I turned on the sound.
pleaseuseotherdoor
Hmmm. Wile E. never did try luring him with a little lizard. ... ... ... interesting ... ... ...
Thorketil
RatoMolhado
Polite guests never come empty handed.
cojerk
Totally fine to unmute. Nothing here that might cause an ear embolism. /s
Guisso14
THEY WAG THEIR FUCKING TAILS!!!!!!!!
Glenalth
Speed chickens are fun.
MrE158
Meep-meep!
circuspandabear
That’s a friendly road runner.
conklin5
I knew that Acme Instant Porch Roof Collapser would never work.
Sebastopol140
TankardHoot
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SciFiGuy2018
Beep beep!
VelvetWarhol
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ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Apex jurassic predator
SOLARvsFACISM
Is this the famous Mr. Meepmeep?
bippityboppitybuttsex
How disappointed were you when you found out a coyote can run faster than a roadrunner? ...
Roadrunner, top speed, 26mph; coyote is scary fast at 43mph (average of 35mph, still fast as fuck).... he didn't need any of Acme's shitty and defective products (I am certain Acme uses AI to design their products, explaining why they suck so bad).
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
At least they can outspeed a lazy cat. And if need be they can always take to the air
Yasashii93
This is the first time I’ve seen a birb wag its tail like a dog in excitement
LateNightBunnyParty
I've got a duck and a Canadian goose (she just showed up and never left) who both wag their tails like this. It's so cute. The chickens don't do it, though.
kylepayton1360
How do you know the goose is Canadian?
LateNightBunnyParty
She keeps talking about bagged milk.