Tony Lazuto says Hello

May 14, 2025 3:31 PM

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The Saga of Tony Lazuto's Hitman, in possibly narrative order.
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Classic.

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A Greek tragedy in 8 acts.

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Tony Lazuto's Buthole Says Hello......

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@buttholeo

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 Tony Lazuto said hello

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You should check out Joel Haver's video about Tony Lazuto

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... I had no idea there were more of these.

+1 to you good OP

1 year ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

Hopefully I didn't miss any.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Turns out I missed quite a few: /gallery/complete-tony-lazuto-saga-NVWeKQO

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is basically the 2016 film The Accountant.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It went a bit under the radar, but I liked that movie. There's a sequel on the way.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sequel is bad. It actually has a scene where they have a very blurry distant camera picture. Then the accountant tells the tech to "enhance" and they end up with a perfect closeup pictured of the perp.

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When I first played the Elden Ring DLC, I was afraid to walk up to Igon the first time you encounter him, cause I kept thinking about that first comic.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did the same thing with the guy in regular Elden Ring, because I didn't want to be called maidenless. Turns out that you don't get access to leveling up or maidens unless you let him call you maidenless. Truly a cruel game.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite.

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YOU'RE AN ACCOUNTANT

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"I had to write off all of those liabilities by utilizing my ASSets."

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and he'll do a number on you

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In butthole's defense, they might have been through a lot together, but they were all shitty times.

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Perhaps, but I will say just this: Everytime the shit had hit the fan, me and my butthole were on the same side...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if you guys are only using your butthole for exits, you're missing a world of fun!

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Volume warning

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you're missing some /gallery/complete-tony-lazuto-saga-NVWeKQO

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Thanks, I knew the comments wouldn't let me down.

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Hope at least he`s a good accountant.

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Well with the amount of time he spent killing those people, he's probably super behind at work by now.

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He's probably made more work for himself, having to cover up all those transactions that might nail Lazuto for the crime. So either super far behind, or keeping himself employed and generating his own work.

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Rule of thumb - a good accountant has the additional time to kill 1 person per week. Common knowledge.

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Who is Tony Lazuto ?

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Chartered Accountant.

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Wrong order. #2 should be last

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2nd to last

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oh, true

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No, I think you were right. Just 1 and 2 was all that was needed.

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So here's why I I think that one should be nearly first from a narrative framing. #1 is the hook/In medias res, #2 is the scene that happens immediately after #1, then the following scenes are a flashback after Tony asks about it, finally #8 brings the flashback sequence to an end and back to the present where he explains what he's been doing. Finally Tony dies to a buthole problem, bringing the story full circle.

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Machete Cut eh? But why is the hitman being drive yoinked?

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Honestly I think the art just wasn't super consistent with his design, I thought he was the one doing the grabbing.

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