That’s some impressive crap!

May 18, 2026 9:00 PM

On Saturday, our shop finished doing some repair work in a customers semi truck. The customer had his keys so he was supposed to pick it up Sunday even tho no one was there. Monday, we came in to find the truck was still sitting there. We called the customer to ask why and he said it looked like someone vandalized the truck, throwing a bucket of paint on the hood and windshield. When we checked the security video, this is what we found.

The vandal was a Sandhill Crane flying over and dropping an impressive sized crap on the truck as if it were a targeted attack. After we cleaned the truck off, the customer came to claim his truck

Kinda have to hand it to the crane. A lot more impressive than the half-assed efforts from our local seagulls

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My god that's a crazy big bird poop

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When I was living in Florida, a crane got my car… the windshield, driver’s door, and most of the roof was white.

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Fraser and Niles's shittier cousin.

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I think it was the tossed salads and scrambled eggs that upset his tummy

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