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Let's get this bread
When I relax bad things happen. Same when I do nice things for myself.
It's been years since anything like this happened to me.
Mine isn't saying anything right now, but he is perched atop my phone preening.
This Fairy Wren has taken a bath.
This would be amazing
Pippin tax (and Princess Monster Truck cameo)
Today's message from Pippin: "pippin."
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styxthetrashbandit
#37 the parking lot has all the food tossed easy places. And more casual people who feed animals instead of hiking.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#7 🎶 “lately I’ve been dressing for revenge” 🎶
preparanoid
#18 he was a big fat racist
Wapusk
#24 Much like Art Nouveau AND Art Deco, I like https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MXFqcmdzOGU1NDl4eHZlYTY2bTVuZXAxd2duenlzcWJuaXNkdXA5MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J/200w.webp
Kunosart
#30 My whimsy through the horrors
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
#11 if he:
- leaves you unable to breathe in the middle of the night
- lets you feel the tremors
- lets you know how easily you can be replaced
- kills you a little more every day than yesterday
Then that's not your man, that's a walking red flag and you need to leave him last month
djphydoux1701D
#2 I have this pencil sharpener... it is every bit as awesome as it appears.
ParaspriteHugger
#43
ParaspriteHugger
#3 I'd assume they hold that seminar.
tehguldincalk
#48 shopping at my local bulk store was always such a nice pick-me-up for this reason
dap6000
#43 the corkscrew. Ouch.
powwerbottom
At least it falls off ond grows back once a year
theycallmedoctornooche
#10 I believe cow bread is just cheese
ParaspriteHugger
#24 hey, some like them peeky.
NateFrog
#13 Why would we be eye fucking when we could be wine drunk and real fucking?
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
It's called foreplay, Natefrog. I recommend trying it.
nils311
#16 this is @CiaoPanda giving advice
CiaoPanda
Omg yessss you’ve seen me post this😆💖💯also hello friend🫂
TheDreadPirateBoberts
just realized i am capable of recognizing some guy on the internet's bird just by looking at their face
not sure how to feel about that
MrStealYourGiF
#23 also for the Looney Tunes Space Jam energy.
MrStealYourGiF
#12 ... and other necromancer origin stories.
AnxiousCuttlefish
#18
enkille
#35 heavy smoker, alcoholic, kidney stones, constipation
AndTheArghnauts
#42 few creatures have been more perfectly named
Pilgrymm
#13 Been wanting a glass of wine recently. I have a ton of good reds and some Schramsberg saved in my cellar but wouldn't you know it I quit drinking.
Babomonkey
#43 $7.99 for a kazoo?!?
butcherfan0301
#40 "And here we can see the snail stalking this particular person for some unknown reason. "
Geveg
"Beside the snail is a large hollow tungsten ball. Although it has been forcefully opened and covered in snail slime, no evidence can be found of how the snail accomplished this."
TheMostKink
#3 I don't see a problem with that.
Nuclearun
Definitely the kind of person you wouldn't schedule a meeting with if it interfered with their conflict resolution meeting...
DevilsAdvocat
neither I.. 'as an added bonus, people have stopped trying to start inane chit-chat with me'
DAPARROT
I didn’t know you had a lovebird.
Princess Monster Truck is a great name for them though.
How well do they get along with Pippin?
CodyBurkett
She gets along okay, the two basically leave each other alone.
CodyBurkett
Also the lovebird is my friend Kayla's (along with the ring-necks I occasionally feature here). I visit her birbs with Pippin every so often and we make veggie and fruit mixes for them and get them to all socialize with each other
tocfanke4
#24 I'm not getting it. And I feel a bit uncomfortable because this is our Kiki. https://imgur.com/aXgLEtP.gif
Pilgrymm
My Kiki was a Siamese kitty. Bestest cat ever I miss her.
tocfanke4
Awww, so sad to hear. But you got to be with the best kitty ever so that's a deal I'd make
Pilgrymm
I'm sure lots of people say their cat is the best ever tho, but yeah she was the best ever.
InitHello
Every people says that. And they are 100% right.
Akaszkronos
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouba/kiki_effect
RocketKokket
Never heard of this before. Neat!
Zanzetuken
Hadn't heard of this, but the meme made sense to me anyway, I guess proving the phenomenon?
Lutki
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9184456/
Lutki
Human brains make all kinds of links all the time. Like interpreting tone, and associating closed consonance and open vowel sounds with emotions like anger and warmth respectively, along with the sharp/round shaping. Everything is sorted into good or bad feels automagically. Like research shows that the overwhelming majority of decisions people make are decided by vibes before even registering in the conscious mind. Everything else is post hoc justification.
tocfanke4
Thanks, never encountered that.
jherazob
You were one of today's ten thousand
tocfanke4
Weird thing, I was familiar with a similar thing from Monty Python. They had a sketch about "Tinny" sounding words and "Woody" sounding words. The character hated tinny and loved woody words
MayMayz4DayzYo
#6 Those bastards.
SirSage
Close, its Great Bustard #34
MayMayz4DayzYo
ilhares
Efreeti
Thaaaaat's not the same. "They" in conspiracy theorist circles means Jews. Especially when surrounded by multiple parentheses.
ilhares
It may mean that to you, it does not hold that meaning for me or many others. It's simply the ephemeral 'they'. "They don't want us to succeed?" "They who?" They don't know who 'they' is.
Efreeti
No, I'm not talking about the comment you reacted to, I'm talking about the image you used to react with. There's nuance there.