chukyrlaw
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Jun 17, 2026 10:26 PM
chukyrlaw
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distractedFreek
In microscopic font in between "of" and "War": "losing"
Ricdesan
You are on a roll pete, like cat hair and crumbs after it was dropped on the floor
B3N15
Not to be that guy, but he technically didn't even manage to rename the Department of Defense. It's name can only be changed by Congress, all this idiot did was change the letterhead.
EmbedAndBreakfast
Apparently Hegseth is also dyslexic. Nothing against dyslexics but if you're going to bench in front of cameras ask someone without it so you don't think 135 lbs is 315 and then brag about your masculinity. Also, stop bragging about killing people, it's a bad look for a drunk who's supposed to be heading the world's greatest military.
GroovyCrowley
He didn't even fight a war, he did let Grok fight a war for him.
https://newrepublic.com/post/211981/pentagon-used-elon-musk-grok-ai-bomb-iran
urusername2
Get fired!
JCDenton10
Weak ass can barely push press 15 lb dumbells
Zarf42
DUI hires
TsubakiTragic
On day one of said war he killed approx 150 schoolgirls. Perhaps "Department of Monumental Cockups" would be a better name for the US DoD.
albakSPrince
And how much will it cost to repair the US military bases that Iran damaged with the missiles?
HypnagogicHallucinations
I'd just like to congratulate Iran for winning the war on Iran.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
I like secretaries of war that don’t lose wars
huffnpuff72
If he's that bad at war, what would he be like with defence?
Pokegeologist
Warboss Hegseth is not worthy.
ParrotHat
A roight propa git, 'e iz! Oi've seen squigs dat kan foight betta, krump betta, get da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH goin' betta dan dis grot!
CommonMerre
jacblake
It’s not a war, remember?
mrthewhitee
Also secretary of war is not his legal title so he's a trans-secretary.
Mansoor68729
Goes back to Faux news.
Grimlinnan
Drunk Rapist and Loser.
Lampmonster
And his family hates him.
WiiShaker
His own mother.
FlyingButtPliers
They think they won, they just paid Iran 300 billion to fuck off and stop attacking them for a bit
Bizarkly
"Hey -- wait: how about best two out of three? I was just getting warmed up!" 🤦♂️
AxellTheDragon
Also the hypocrisy of Don the Con renaming it the Department of WAR (without Congress approval as well) and then expecting a Peace Prize.
wickerandcork
You forgot to add
….. he profits
WhattaMattahYou
animi
Ah, but also loses at exercise.
VitaminJay
Let's be honest, the only reps he does are vodka shots.
kuscheck
DickTipPapercut
losing at exercise? have you seen him do his fancy prancy sidey steppies!?
mrbadxampl
aw, give him time, I'm sure he can lose plenty more wars if you just give him a chance!
1stDrunkJoe
Instructions were incomplete. Should've named it Dept of Winning War and then played the instructional video War Games with Matthew Broderick.
darthstormer
Nah, he's run his course. Trump will throw him under the bus and replace him with someone even less qualified.
Lampmonster
Probably that crackhead that sells lumpy pillows.
Rovit82
Only time left for him should be in prison.
xj4low
It's almost like he has little to no experience leading and refuses to listen to his generals. If any of them say something negative, then they get asked to resign.
ThatPug
It'll be impressive to see how they lose the war vs Cuba that they're slobbering to get started.
Daliena06
I'm just picturing the "Department of War" doing that scene from Kung Fu Hustle where Sing is trying to find someone in the crowd he can actually take in a fight.
DrewK98
Iran was the guy sitting down, Cuba is the baby-face.
xeoxion
Cuba can fight back some but they don’t have the 70 years of preparing for isreal and usa invasion.
If anything, this loss will make him want to hit Cuba for a fight and victory. Then claim he’s great and he’s always right.
It’s typical overcompensation for a narcissist when they lose one fight they pick a easy win to pump themselves up