On my way to steal your girl!

Mar 20, 2014 6:35 AM

TooSoonJr

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On my way to steal your girl!

james_may

10/10 would give it up

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Mr. Steal yo Girl!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thanks for my weekly reminder that there's a new top gear episode!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As you see viewers, I've done it properly.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Permission to say COCK

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

well, my panties are flooded

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

James May's Booty Lab

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Booty, you say? Imgurians. Roll out.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is there a video source for this?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Con Bro Chill - Dance Theif. All their stuff is awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgMweTcrIYs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the most fun James May had since he explained how this works ten minutes ago.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#MrStealYoGurl

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

This is amazing

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

i want one that says 'oh crikey, it's the rozzers'

12 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

Beaulieu motoring museum, England. I went there once. If you see the old Leana, know that I licked it on the corner of the driver's door.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yesss, this yess!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Upgrade

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is the ultimate hipster-mobile

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@allineedisone THIS HAS MADE MY LIFE

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Rapide I CANT GET OVER THIS. IT JUST GETS BETTER THE LONGER I WATCH IT

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I KNOW RIGHT, HIS FACE, HIS BEAUTIFUL WIND SWEPT FACE

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They sez me rolling

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sir Steal-yo-girl.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go Captain Slow! +1 for Top Gear.

12 years ago | Likes 386 Dislikes 3

"hey, I know where this thing is from!!!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is this from the new series?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

it is at least series 16 or older i believe

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Episode 8, Season 7

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mr Slowly!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

always upvote Top Gear!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

COCK

12 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 4

oh yeah baby say it again

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bloody Nora

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"Hello"

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Its "Permission to say "Oh Cock" on national television."

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

read it in James May's voice.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A DOODLE DO

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

nice save.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Permission to say cock".

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This just made my day.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On my May to steal your girl * sorry im leaving

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just laughed so hard. This won't get to the front page, but it should. Good try, OP.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 9

why wouldn't it, betheslothyouwishtoseeintheworld?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet, it lives. Here on the front page where the cats are.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some say he knows two facts about ducks, both of which, are wrong. And that he knows how to make it to the front page.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its the thought that counts :D

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

And think you did. However, if it does get the front page... Let the record show that I believed in this post!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I also believe in the you that believes in this post!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know - you could be the next Martin Luther King Jr. With that kind of talk.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think you got your wish sir, to the front page we go!! i think... i dont know... ive never been there before...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, what now huh?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummm... I think it might actually. Someone on the front page, let me know when we arrive at shore.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We arrived!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

HOLY CRAP! That was like RIGHT after I commented. That's the second time this has happened in 24 hours. I need to play the lottery.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just checked with the future. You are not going to win anything. Sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would love to hear James May say "swiggity swooty. I'm coming for dat booty." even better, Jeremy Clarkson.

12 years ago | Likes 1123 Dislikes 6

If this could only get a few more upvotes, maybe they'd do it on the show.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Email them, challenge them to each sneak it in somewhere during the news segments on the next series.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine any other way than him saying it all slow and dramatic. "Swiggty swooty.... I'm COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY! POWAAAAAA"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not Ron Jeremy?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

he would hit those t's so hard

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"And let me tell, this girl had the best booty... IN THE WORLD!"

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He would say it in his 'announcer' way of quoting things which would be great.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. All of this.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Swiggity swooty. I'm coming for that booty." -Jeremy Clarkson

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"swiggity swooty. I'm coming for dat booty." - The great almighty lord, Morgan Freeman

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Swiggity swooty. I'm coming for dat booty." -James May

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That shirt makes the Ladies go crazy

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use English (uk) as the voice for my iphone/siri. It sounds very similar to Jeremy Clarkson and that's why i love it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what?! can we get that via download or is it preloaded into all iphones?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine was preloaded, bunch of different languages!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Patrick Stewart

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Just watch American Dad. His character (Bullock) says a lot of crazy stuff, and it all sounds great!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Whilst chasing hammond.

12 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

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Read in his voice

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OLIVER!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

OLIVAHHHH

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Someones been writing erotic fan fiction in their spare time....

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am an American white man in my 40s and my inner monologue sounds like Jeremy Clarkson.

12 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I might do this from now on.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Time for the smug face!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They say he once at all the Grasshoppers. All we know is he's not the Stig.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm still George Takei in my inner monologue.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...in the world

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

...in a Golf

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"it was the greatest booty...in the world..."

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

you, I like you...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*wuurld

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*wuuhld

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone have the original gif?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i'll see about making one tonight for ya, only ones i made have text on them.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly that was bullshit. Thanks for nothing. /s

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hey there, time traveler! I came here looking for the same thing. Did you have any luck elsewhere?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately not. I would love just the gif.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found the video: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3o1tx3 It starts at 13:47

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0