IronMagnus
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Most Viral edit: I also make Lasagna https://imgur.com/gallery/d1fsBqu
Jul 22, 2023 2:51 AM
IronMagnus
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Most Viral edit: I also make Lasagna https://imgur.com/gallery/d1fsBqu
Thunderchunks
THANK YOU! *FINALLY* someone else that uses Google Keep!
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Finally something for migraine week (I get massive cravings for cheese/ dairy in the week leading up to a migraine)
08hobbylemons11
#1
pinatafarmer
Yeah! Now go earn those red wings boyyyyyyy!
KixStar
Omg this looks so good
WeeemRCB
Good man. Not just for being a good partner, but for sharing the recipe
Snooj
I'm on my period, Greg. Can you make me cheesy chicken pasta.
Macetheace50
I'm not on a period, Greg. Can you make me cheesy chicken pasta. Just saying, Bro!
softfrogsafe
Sweet mother of cheesy goodness
Shade169
i saw the first pic and thought it was a frying pan and "oh that looks nice" then saw the pan had some DEPTH and was "oh fuck yeah"
StrategicWeaponsPlatformNineAndThreeQuarters
I make a bechamel sauce, keep adding more milk (I use oat milk so it's not overwhelmingly dairy) and cheddar and parmesan until it's pretty rich. Then I pan-fry a chicken breast, let it rest and then cut into chunks. Cut bits of bacon into the same pan and fry. Add mushrooms. Put the rested chicken back in the pan and dump the cheese sauce on it.
rcantProblemCreator
Lost me at "jars of alfredo sauce"
elinveronicap
If I had access to jars of Alfredo sauce, I'd still be with it. But a lot of American recipes are full of mixes and jars and stuff, that even if they're available (which they mostly aren't), they're quite expensive.
rcantProblemCreator
I feel you. I live on Spain and theres nothing American here...but I have never had a good alfredo sauce from a jar.
rambot
NGL, I laughed, after all those ingredients, that someone would put in another 1/4t salt.
onlyhalfghost
now remember, after your two fucking pounds of preservative-laced mass manufactured alfredo, you gotta add that QUARTER TEASPOON of salt.
rambot
Te delicate pallette might miss it
undercoverles
Hnnng all that cheese. Hopefully it'll help prevent the Period Shits (The 2nd worst part of ANY period.)
WallflowerWednesday
squigglebaketerraform
I'm gay do you have a sister?
Rongeong
graehall
I also choose this guy's wife's cheesy chicken pasta
keillrandor
hnnnngggg
katiekinsman
I ask my husband to make me mac n' cheese when I'm having my period. Maybe I need to ask for cheesy chicken and pasta next time!
decoyadrress3000
Make your own sauce bro!
thinkybrainpains
so much salt in the store bought
3atheR1ch
Mmm cheesy period pasta
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
maybe i'll get my guy period so i can come to your home and have dinner
imgurmage
Oh, you've got a cold too?
ConsumerOfStories
manstruating
GravyEducation
That's called Tuesday
WateryTartan
Does brutal diarrhea count?
LookinFineLayinDimes
Does this looks like something you should eat if your having brutal diarrhea? Bitch you need saltine crackers and a Gatorade. You eat this, all 8000 feet of you’re intestines gonna end up in da bowl.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
The one line about his wife’s period was a brave choice for a recipe introduction but it’s better than the life story.
IronMagnus
It was her idea.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
That was definitely more aimed at poking fun at the recipes with the 500 page novel before them than y’all! No offense intended if it came off that way.
GravyEducation
If all recipe anecdotes started and ended with "I'm on my fucking period give me a fucking break just make this" the world would be better
ElbowDeep
I'm... I'm on my period
Rovylern
My wife gets period dementors. Chocolate keeps them at bay.
Copperbrat
Hey @OP, I'm uhhh... on my period too.
RavingIrradiator213
@GushLikeAFountain
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
I saved the recipe to try at a future date
IronMagnus
I forgot to mention in the recipe, once you put in the Alfredo sauce and spinach, turn the heat down to low. Don't wanna burn the sauce. Also you guys' backstory is super cute.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
That’s for the heads up!
WombatsRunAwaytoDig
Awww - as someone who gets periods, thank you for cooking for your wife while she had hers. +1 Curious, too: anyone besides me not like Alfredo sauce? Total dealbreaker.
undercoverles
I like it in very small amounts, so i can see why some may hate it all together. For me it really depends on how "rich" it is, and if they've added gross extras like sugar. A good alfredo should be creamy but viscous - easily able to coat the pasta without adhering to it like a thick paste glue. It should have a complex flavor with hints of butter, garlic, and a tang of cheese, but not overpowering to the point you lose the subtle herbal flavors. It should NEVER be sweet!!!
WombatsRunAwaytoDig
Honestly, the way you describe it - light, herby, flavorful, garlicky and a little cheesy, containing no sugars or fillers - would be perfect. 😂 Maybe I've just always had shitty Alfredo sauce!
undercoverles
Hah that's fair! Yeah a lot of the Alfredo sauces you get in restaurants here or even worse, jarred, have waaay too much sugar and fillers. The best i've ever had was made not by an italian, but by a Swedish Mom. She flavored it with bay leafs, basil, the tiniest amount of oregano, and a drop of winter truffle oil. I believe she also added part of a chicken stock cube and fresh parmesan. It was so herbal and aromatic that it brought me to a whole new tier of alfredo. Drooling thinking about it..
IronMagnus
Well I cook for her all the time, not just during that time of the month.
WallflowerWednesday
OP's wife here: the pasta was AMAZING. Can't wait for leftovers!
madamfives
Real question: how did you handle that much dairy on your period?! I would commit war crimes after a bowl of that. Not saying that would stop me, though.
IronMagnus
Can confirm, that is @op wife
Feralkyn
...So you're saying you're not single ;)
egoAristippos
Congrats on your hubby. Take good care of him, he seems to do likewise. Good Luck to both of you.
positiveleroy
Sorry about your uterus.
huntakiller
*english accent* "real bloody sorry"
Toomanyteethes
I also choose this Lady's husband
CaviaPorcellus
thank you for excluding the 9 paragraphs about how your grandma used to cook this for you when you were little
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
Only 9?
Doctorfatherson
His grandmother used to make this when she was on her period. When maw maw had a sloppy giner, she'd whip up a mess of moonsickness pasta. With chicken!
CaviaPorcellus
"sloppy giner" jesus fucking christ, lol
Bluntcid
SarcasticComment
I'm just offered he didn't list the individual ingredients with a definition instead of their measurements, then burry the actual recipe just shy of random links and comments
GuaiLoh
Justtherecipe.app
IronMagnus
I just made this recipe tonight. I am the grandmother!
pxlphile
*galaxy brain* 🤯
AmyBernadettePenny
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
Meemaw? Is that you? Did you finally find that pack of cigarettes you went out to buy?
TheQuantumBean
Meemaw is dead! There is only Cheesy Pasta Queen now!
CosplayComet
I'm, ummm, I'm on my period.
slack3rdav3
yo dude, me too
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
I’m Brian and so’s my wife
1specialk1
Umm, yeah. Me too!
Putitinyomama
jonReremy9669
kaytwit
I'll need catering here in about 2 days...
eetsumkaus
nono, the rules clearly state it's only when his WIFE is on her period. That being said, they also don't specify who the cheesy pasta is FOR
cwrwbach
Congrats! You get nothing
THEmichaelscarn12
CosplayComet
Well yeah!!! But I want OP to cook it for me!! :(
Fhant
Are you married with OP?
SecondSince
Not yet...
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I too, choose OP's wife's husband
Makas13
I sure wish I was
PectorialMuscles
Doesn't matter, the sacred laws must be obeyed.
GravyEducation
I didn't even know men could get periods, and at 32 no less, jeez I'm gonna need a pick me up from my cramps
NoonaTuna
Yo, snapchat me.
ThatOtherTransGirl
As it happens, all genders experience hormone cycles! You may just not be able to observe definite symptoms. Sometimes strength/sensitivity runs in the family. That's how I came to discover during transition precisely what my family's period symptoms feel like. The answer: Very bad. XD
combatwombat0
I've heard of that before too but never looked much into it
GravyEducation
Wait I've heard of that. Male "menses." But not really cuz ya know... not the same. Got any reading material?
ThatOtherTransGirl
Here's a short article that simply explains the role of a number of hormones in men and how they cycle. They have a good number of citations at the bottom leading to studies whose material they use! https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/the-health-hub/conditions/mens-health/men-master-your-hormones/
ThatOtherTransGirl
When it comes to trans women experiencing period symptoms, there's unfortunately not a lot of scientific study. We're a small demographic, and because hormones are complicated, not all of us will experience them either. I recall having something on hand earlier in my transition when I was still bickering with terfs online regarding this, but I seem to have lost it. The most I can personally offer is my symptoms line up w/ my cisgender family members and typically occur monthly.