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May 12, 2025 4:51 AM
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thebonesofmyancestors
I'm assuming that's Narcan?
frenofafren
All my diabetes meds are free.
sumthinsumthinsumthin
HumanCats
Looks like Jesus is more heroin than hero.
Rapbot20
So he WASNT dead....he was OD'ing and someone gave him narcan....that statement can be as true as any in that fable book
Targe0
His father's company owns a lot of realestate.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Humperdoo
NonZeroSumGame
This made me laugh. +1
Wapusk
I get free Narcan.
I just go the the pharmacy and they offer me a kit to carry around, including a QR printed right on the carrying case to show me how to use it, in hopes that should I ever encounter someone in need I can be able to aid them.
Awmph
the spiritual m'lady
SCP1504
Short answer: Nepotism
quade
Goddammit, I came here to say that!
CaldariBob
That's because Jesus lives in a country with socialized medicine and pharmacare, and you live in a country with perverse bidness school graduates who have realized exploiting your medical condition can buy them a new boat. A big one.
Shaodyn
A corporation sells a $5 medicine for $500 because people can't just refuse to buy it and nobody bats an eye. That's just good business. A rando sells a $5 stock for $500 during a short squeeze because corporations can't just refuse to buy it and everybody loses their minds.
Shaodyn
That's just not how the world is supposed to work! The stock market is for rich people to make themselves even richer, not for the poor and middle class to finally experience actual upward mobility for once in their lives!
ItWasMeIWasTheTurkeyAllAlong
Because he has better health insurance than you. I mean, it literally raised him from the dead.
4chanrefugee
According to the gospel of Luke, Jesus came back from the dead to avoid delays and minimize overrun on a construction project, 16th century theologians theorized was some kind of spanned deck or non load bearing internal partition. The .dwf files, held at the Vatican, have since been corrupted, turned to digital dust... Amen this is why .PDFs are the superior sharing format.
Pallwizzy
Well he wasn't American after all.