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https://variety.com/2022/film/news/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-director-1235278405/
(For some reason it's not a big stretch for me to think of someone who looks like Winnie The Pooh being a brutal murderer ?)
Sweet, sweet art sauce: https://lukemcgarry.com/
AtsaMattaForMe
The701
tirpider
:/
WellJustPronounceItGifThen
As much as Pooh missed Piglet, he really enjoyed that bacon sandwich
d0o0o0d
atat23
Oh bother
oplekv2
Wow... it's actually possible for copyright to expire to public domain?
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
usually 75 years after the death of it's creator, unless bought and maintained before then. Mozart's works for instance is public domain
SlyMrFox
Used to be much shorter, but Disney had it changed so the could keep Mickey Mouse.
chromeliger
Sonny Bono was involved, wild times
nukesontheway
They are only finally able to catch him when he gets stuck halfway out a window
DeltaBladeX
Brad0
Wtf dude hahaha
DeltaBladeX
Actual cannibal Winnie the Pooh
siccoyote
ComcastLover
Public domain? Lemme try drawing him!
awesomecat42
The version with the red shirt is still Disney's, unfortunately.
ComcastLover
Shirt ain't red, bub
Shaodyn
"A concept they've been sitting on since 2010." Who the fuck has an idea like that at all, let alone sits on it for 12 years?
BurlRavenscroft
Not a quitter
Shaodyn
"One of these days, we're going to set the world record for most childhoods ruined with one movie."
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
They've likely been sitting on it since the 70's, passed down from father to son for this exact moment
Shaodyn
Just waiting for the moment when they could ruin several million childhoods at the same time.
GadenKerensky
You ever been on the internet for longer than two hours at a time?
Shaodyn
Whole damn place is full of freaks.
jixathejinx
MattyMakes
Oh yea, that's why that film was made. Weird
sonnuvah
Anything's possible with Pooh! He could even become the President of China if he wanted.
EchoOfSnac
Oh, boy, do I have news for you!
IsolatedAsshole
Oh bother.
00LimaRomeo
-1, for this post and every other one like it. Leave the silly old bear alone.
packetpusher201
Are we supposed to get off your lawn too?
1whitemoon
Idk why, but I always found him to be creepy. Something about his eyes.
martyroflittlefaith
I like that Disney cannot control me hearing their voice actor when I read this
scoutMoonDiver
Oh bother.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Jim Cummings has probably contracts that forbid voice acting such a murderer but this voice could work https://youtu.be/fsUtMXyNHtc?t=48
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Buhbasaur
Yet. If there's a way, disney will find it and monetize it.
martyroflittlefaith
Update: I just been served with a cease and desist
beerbellybandit
GadenKerensky
I wonder if this guy ever realised how fetishised Kaa was before he died.
Mostlydeadpool
there's a substantial hypno kink community. it's true. Kaa is just one of the few animated character that actively involve hypno.
GadenKerensky
Ironically enough, mostly this Kaa. Book Kaa was apparently a friend and mentor to Mowgli.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Dreadric
Frignificent
Since everyone seems to have trouble with this word; https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/whelp
KarakLohr
Well, he was named after Winnipeg (in a roundabout way), so it was kind of inevitable really.
Mostlydeadpool
Winnie the pooh was the one gaslighting her friends that they're crazy "ooh eeyore, you don't like doing anything. you're always depressed."
DepressToImpress
Blood is sweeter than honey
3Davideo
What, are his victims diabetic?
L0rdinquisit0r
"kind of drive a car over her head" its a pig and a bear, they should be eating her alive.
Rovylern
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Icantthinkofaname2
:(
Tarlon
Embrace the Prince of Excess, little one.
Tarlon
A surprisingly... good ending??
Mostlydeadpool
Slanneesh approves of this post.
YuffieK
HankScorpioCEOofGlobexCorporation
It's not even fair use anymore. Fair use is an acceptable use of an existing copyright. Nude & brown is okay b/c the copyright has expired
RuBisCO1
I remember from childhood the warning of coral snake verse king snake : Red to black = friend of jack, red to yellow = dead man's fellow.
TK421isAFK
Or "red and yellow = kill a fellow".
RuBisCO1
I heard several variants, as long as it rhymes
TK421isAFK
"Red and black, friend of Jack. Red and yellow, stay the fuck away from Alabamo."
GoldenKirito11
I prefer, “Red and Yellow? That’s Mickey’s fellow. Brown and Nude? That’s Fair Use dude!”
SlyMrFox
It doesn't work with the original version.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
What's the original? I don't remember what Flanders is saying.
SlyMrFox
If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
huh. Kinda like the Lollapalooza episode "If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back".
Sharkalanche
Now there's two exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky from here. Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples.