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I'm already rested, relaxed, and caffinated
Let my tubby ass relax and give my friends a beer because none of my friends are driving drunk tonight.
Stay safe tonight you glorious bastards.
bwsmith
Good on you!
IamtheMonkeyKing
So, hufflepuff then?
Greymalum
Smile, you seem like a classy chick. I love asking women out for drinks or coffee, I am a sucker for a good smile. And long hair..
shakespearenut
Oooooo
RWM90
-1 for selfie, +1,000,000 (Imgur's only letting me do +1 for some reason) for being DD and keeping the roads safe!
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Tysseract
Caffeine is a drug
shakespearenut
Coffee is oxygen. Coffee is life. All hail the coffee gods
bigmfmike
Take care of those haaairy babies! Bla la la la.
stuffandthing
Good for you :)
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ZleepyKiwi
You the mvp.
Dragore88
Love your t-shirt
shakespearenut
Thanks! Hermione is my home girl
Dragore88
Voldemort is my one I have the dark mark tattoo along with the deathly hallows symbol and marauders map tattoo as well
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TheRealMistahJ
Have fun, be safe, stay sexy
shakespearenut
You too
TheRealMistahJ
I certainly try :P
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jasnsmith
Good job @op! Also great shirt!!
shakespearenut
Thanks! I love Harry potter
TheStealthHippopotamus
Drop them off safe and sound. Just at the wrong house
pooper27
Tacking one for the team. Good for you!
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trulyxtreem
Have a great new year OP!
shakespearenut
Thanks you too!
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I'm preparing for war with idiots
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shakespearenut
Oh I will... I will make an update later. I'm going to a red neck new years eve
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shakespearenut
Lol ok I will update later!
Hydr0p0nik
Ur a badass! If u feel like sending me some nekked pics u can. I won't mind.
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Hydr0p0nik
That's fine also! Happy New Year!
NuckinFutz13
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shakespearenut
Amen to that brother
blackwyvern
i'm scared
shakespearenut
You should be .... I'm about as vicious as a gawddammed Pomeranian on red bull
blackwyvern
those are nasty little bitters
shakespearenut
Only if the ankles are tasty enough
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
What a sucker
shakespearenut
Says you. I love making sure my friends have fun and arrive safe
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
But 7 years in a row? All I am saying is someone better be following the Unwritten Book of the Road to make up for it
ImgurLurkerAlsoYourBushes
Damn it my joke setups tend to cost me as much as I gain!
littlerayohsunshine
You.. looked like you just tore some poor guys penis off.
shakespearenut
Maybe I have.....
littlerayohsunshine
... I just laughed so hard I almost puked. Good for being a DD. Have a great New Year. :)
shakespearenut
Thanks you too! Glad to make someone laugh