That's a lot of slappin'

yesdearmetoo

And I'd punch him right back. No cheek turning from me.

2 years ago |

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ruint

I would turn the other cheek. Checkmate.

3 years ago |

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420supercoolusername69

Jesus would flip the table at your house and chase you off with a whip

3 years ago |

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WhoToldYouLifeWasFair

Jesus would slap the holy shit outta you.

3 years ago |

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Ambipolar

Would be an eco-friendly way of cooking chicken.

3 years ago |

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HapilyDamaged

And The Lord sayeth unto thee "Wouldst thou like another one"?

3 years ago |

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Spartan132

Jesus:

3 years ago |

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Debadguy

I'd slap him back. Maybe we'd laugh afterwards?

3 years ago |

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psstuphere

He slapped both of my buttocks when he "died for our sins", if you know what I mean

3 years ago |

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PostalHeathen

3 years ago |

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ButtplugHandGrenade

On my taint, hopefully.

3 years ago |

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ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere

3 years ago |

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