Jan 3, 2018 7:53 PM
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mrbj2
I'm so glad 2017 is over....I must've pressed num lock key a couple of million of times.
Metalhead47
*how to slowly erode the flesh from your fingertip cuz you won't learn...
HughGRecti0n
Calm down there, satan.
AmyBethMegJo
That is literally what I did in my car to keep from rolling down the driver's-side window. (It goes down fine, but is reluctant to go up.)
gatobagger22
TeamToasterNeverForget
I would rate this post 5/*ouch!!!!!*
xvxnekoxvx
JinJinkies
Fukkin saved
TerafloppinDatP
But booby trapping is a felony under federal law! -A bunch of killjoy imgurians from another awesome post
DeadyBearr
Yeah at my work I still need to type 2017 for the next couple months
Poop8
skyrim11
Look out! Your keyboard is under a tac!
idontenglishsorry
BaggedMolk
underrated comment
bulabula7
Snutch11
Take my upvote you piece of shit
MenaceToSobriety
How to train yourself never to use the number 7.
Ponderpoo
v
Dav1dSnyder
An easier and less painful solution is to remove the 7 key
hotdropoclock
But...but negative reinforcement (or non-removable keys)!
ABillionDucks
Positive punishment
teardropivyyearofthetiger
As an accountant, no
Bulldozer2017
I don’t know how people not use the top row.
NobodyReally3
Or use the top number keys like a normal person.
Sholan
Unless you're a pleb and don't use the numpad like half the users i support (the other half are accounting)
JoeHarkins
I need that for the cAPS lOCK
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Replace that thumb tac with a needle from a hypodermic syringe. You don't need a lot of force to get pricked
PyllyNalleMissionaries
I never use those keys for anything, except in combination with NumLock for rarely pressed extra controls
ollikahn
hello from 2022, it sucks here
jsktrogdor
I have keyboard macros setup and sometimes I remap them to the number-row. Boy, let me tell ya, it's a confusing experience to forget them.
"March 8th 20*CTRL+C* *ALT+E* *B* *D* *CTRL+V* *file saves as* *ENTER* *ENTER* *ENTER*" WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
BenSnow97
If your keyboard has MX stems (pretty much all mechs and even some membrane gamer boards) you could get custom keycaps for those
It's only a temporary thing cause my M keys are too far away from home row. I sometimes forget to reset it when I'm done with a project.
prepbatman
also skip 64 days every year
AtomicCB
but what if i need to type Janaury 7 2018?
antoonz
This is funny but what was the first year this was posted?
plusonefororegonians
I laughed at the "blood type" tags combination haha
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
We have the exact same keyboard @OP.
PopHeroine
What about on Sunday when it's January 7th, 2018?
TanDumpLord
Yes.
Treblaine
Mentalfloss249
Sunday bloody Sunday
nutinbutfilly
1/3+4/2018
Magpiebones
Gently.
EZ4U2SAY
KhevaKins
You can still use 7, you just got to REALLY want it.
RobertLSU
just write it as January 6+1, 2018
AsianDad
L is a 7 upside down.
AMRIV
focusundrunkes
I thought it was on bum lock at first. Haha I'm keeping it.
IWantUrTacos
We don't mention that day in particular
rugmiem
No work on Sundays.
parker52
Its a leap year, no worries
crashdedede1313
That's my birthday
ShowMeYourCatses
Samesies.
Buglet
Same!!
onesharedmoment
Mine as well!
humblebragger
January VII, 2017.
Damn, *2018.
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
TamereEsti
Oh wow. I really hope its genuine. Fucking epic.
DinoKebab
You wrecked yourself because you didn't check yourself.
lethaldoobie
lmao
Boredashell
played_yourself.gif
GoogleFucker
LOL. Looks like you're regretting not using that pushpin
bluemofia
Kind of hard putting a pushpin on an Android phone.
Lambdafish1
Those are quitters words
.... I mean idk about you, but I totally have a pushpin sticking out of my phone. Gets annoying when I accidentally drop it on my face tho
DashDaddyD
What about the other 7 in the keyboard?
Bskubota
What other 7? That's the only one I can think of.
The one above the letters. On the left side.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Sprinkle cyanide powder over your keyboard to never get the date wrong again.
Damn, that’s so dark I need a flash light.
Nathanfake
are you short on thumbtacks ?
No. I'm tall regardless of whether I'm on thumbtacks or not.
Sanosky
Yes
SuspiciousCharacter
Just got a whole knife then
AlexTheSane
But my birthday is 7/27/1977, I have to type that sometimes.
LeadByBadExample
Well, soon you won't have to anymore.
nemobla
Your birthday wil now be 8/28/1988
or to be safer 1/11/1555
usersubbordercontrol
I do 1/1/1911
alexjonesisagayfrog
HA old
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
My birthday is 7/27 as well! Hello birthday friend!
ReleaseThePasta
Birthday friends yayyy!
Persephone1025
Mine too!
grapeflavoredpotato
Mine too! 7/27/1995
DoYouWantItYaass
7/27/1996!! surprise I am your replacement
Charlylimph
We share a birthday! High five internet stranger!
TaylorLately
Neat, mine too. Maybe we are siblings, what's your mom's maiden name?
workaholicsanonymous
That’s my brothers’ birthday. It can’t be yours!!!!
KoRplussomeletters
7th of Heptavigember was an auspicious day.
Emracruel
Well then you gonna have 4 damned holes in your finger.
userJanM
If he's accurate only one
booberrybinski
My birthday is 7/27 too!
inquisitivefluff
Congrats on being 40
MinorityOpinion
Your DoB is irreplaceable. You can change your name, address, phone number, etc. You cannot change your DoB. Keep it safe!
vonsmallhausen
And the 3rd digit of your security number is....
HTButterBunsofSteel
A.
Buzzkillinit
I have two exes born on 7/27
eetsumkaus
uhuh. And what about your pin? Checking account number?
tacoschihuahua
Maybe so, but what's your ssn?
DoYouHaveYourTowel
42
kaleber
777-77-7777
SteersAndQueers
Mine's 14
Shamwowser
Crazy, mine's 15
Damn, mine is 19.
mrbj2
I'm so glad 2017 is over....I must've pressed num lock key a couple of million of times.
Metalhead47
*how to slowly erode the flesh from your fingertip cuz you won't learn...
HughGRecti0n
Calm down there, satan.
AmyBethMegJo
That is literally what I did in my car to keep from rolling down the driver's-side window. (It goes down fine, but is reluctant to go up.)
gatobagger22
TeamToasterNeverForget
I would rate this post 5/*ouch!!!!!*
xvxnekoxvx
JinJinkies
Fukkin saved
TerafloppinDatP
But booby trapping is a felony under federal law! -A bunch of killjoy imgurians from another awesome post
DeadyBearr
Yeah at my work I still need to type 2017 for the next couple months
Poop8
skyrim11
Look out! Your keyboard is under a tac!
idontenglishsorry
BaggedMolk
underrated comment
bulabula7
Snutch11
Take my upvote you piece of shit
MenaceToSobriety
How to train yourself never to use the number 7.
Ponderpoo
Dav1dSnyder
An easier and less painful solution is to remove the 7 key
hotdropoclock
But...but negative reinforcement (or non-removable keys)!
ABillionDucks
Positive punishment
teardropivyyearofthetiger
As an accountant, no
Bulldozer2017
I don’t know how people not use the top row.
NobodyReally3
Or use the top number keys like a normal person.
Sholan
Unless you're a pleb and don't use the numpad like half the users i support (the other half are accounting)
JoeHarkins
I need that for the cAPS lOCK
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Replace that thumb tac with a needle from a hypodermic syringe. You don't need a lot of force to get pricked
PyllyNalleMissionaries
I never use those keys for anything, except in combination with NumLock for rarely pressed extra controls
ollikahn
hello from 2022, it sucks here
jsktrogdor
I have keyboard macros setup and sometimes I remap them to the number-row. Boy, let me tell ya, it's a confusing experience to forget them.
jsktrogdor
"March 8th 20*CTRL+C* *ALT+E* *B* *D* *CTRL+V* *file saves as* *ENTER* *ENTER* *ENTER*" WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
BenSnow97
If your keyboard has MX stems (pretty much all mechs and even some membrane gamer boards) you could get custom keycaps for those
jsktrogdor
It's only a temporary thing cause my M keys are too far away from home row. I sometimes forget to reset it when I'm done with a project.
prepbatman
also skip 64 days every year
AtomicCB
but what if i need to type Janaury 7 2018?
antoonz
This is funny but what was the first year this was posted?
plusonefororegonians
I laughed at the "blood type" tags combination haha
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
We have the exact same keyboard @OP.
PopHeroine
What about on Sunday when it's January 7th, 2018?
TanDumpLord
Yes.
Treblaine
Mentalfloss249
Sunday bloody Sunday
nutinbutfilly
1/3+4/2018
Magpiebones
Gently.
EZ4U2SAY
KhevaKins
You can still use 7, you just got to REALLY want it.
RobertLSU
just write it as January 6+1, 2018
AsianDad
L is a 7 upside down.
AMRIV
focusundrunkes
I thought it was on bum lock at first. Haha I'm keeping it.
IWantUrTacos
We don't mention that day in particular
rugmiem
No work on Sundays.
parker52
Its a leap year, no worries
crashdedede1313
That's my birthday
ShowMeYourCatses
Samesies.
Buglet
Same!!
onesharedmoment
Mine as well!
humblebragger
January VII, 2017.
humblebragger
Damn, *2018.
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
TamereEsti
Oh wow. I really hope its genuine. Fucking epic.
DinoKebab
You wrecked yourself because you didn't check yourself.
lethaldoobie
lmao
Boredashell
played_yourself.gif
GoogleFucker
LOL. Looks like you're regretting not using that pushpin
bluemofia
Kind of hard putting a pushpin on an Android phone.
Lambdafish1
Those are quitters words
GoogleFucker
.... I mean idk about you, but I totally have a pushpin sticking out of my phone. Gets annoying when I accidentally drop it on my face tho
DashDaddyD
What about the other 7 in the keyboard?
Bskubota
What other 7? That's the only one I can think of.
DashDaddyD
The one above the letters. On the left side.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
Sprinkle cyanide powder over your keyboard to never get the date wrong again.
DashDaddyD
Damn, that’s so dark I need a flash light.
Nathanfake
are you short on thumbtacks ?
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
No. I'm tall regardless of whether I'm on thumbtacks or not.
Sanosky
Yes
SuspiciousCharacter
Just got a whole knife then
AlexTheSane
But my birthday is 7/27/1977, I have to type that sometimes.
LeadByBadExample
Well, soon you won't have to anymore.
nemobla
Your birthday wil now be 8/28/1988
Nathanfake
or to be safer 1/11/1555
usersubbordercontrol
I do 1/1/1911
alexjonesisagayfrog
HA old
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
My birthday is 7/27 as well! Hello birthday friend!
ReleaseThePasta
Birthday friends yayyy!
Persephone1025
Mine too!
grapeflavoredpotato
Mine too! 7/27/1995
DoYouWantItYaass
7/27/1996!! surprise I am your replacement
Charlylimph
We share a birthday! High five internet stranger!
TaylorLately
Neat, mine too. Maybe we are siblings, what's your mom's maiden name?
workaholicsanonymous
That’s my brothers’ birthday. It can’t be yours!!!!
KoRplussomeletters
7th of Heptavigember was an auspicious day.
Emracruel
Well then you gonna have 4 damned holes in your finger.
userJanM
If he's accurate only one
booberrybinski
My birthday is 7/27 too!
inquisitivefluff
Congrats on being 40
MinorityOpinion
Your DoB is irreplaceable. You can change your name, address, phone number, etc. You cannot change your DoB. Keep it safe!
vonsmallhausen
And the 3rd digit of your security number is....
HTButterBunsofSteel
A.
Buzzkillinit
I have two exes born on 7/27
eetsumkaus
uhuh. And what about your pin? Checking account number?
tacoschihuahua
Maybe so, but what's your ssn?
DoYouHaveYourTowel
42
kaleber
777-77-7777
SteersAndQueers
Mine's 14
Shamwowser
Crazy, mine's 15
HTButterBunsofSteel
Damn, mine is 19.