How to train yourself to no longer type 2017

Jan 3, 2018 7:53 PM

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I'm so glad 2017 is over....I must've pressed num lock key a couple of million of times.

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*how to slowly erode the flesh from your fingertip cuz you won't learn...

8 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

Calm down there, satan.

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That is literally what I did in my car to keep from rolling down the driver's-side window. (It goes down fine, but is reluctant to go up.)

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I would rate this post 5/*ouch!!!!!*

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Fukkin saved

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But booby trapping is a felony under federal law! -A bunch of killjoy imgurians from another awesome post

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah at my work I still need to type 2017 for the next couple months

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Look out! Your keyboard is under a tac!

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underrated comment

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Take my upvote you piece of shit

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How to train yourself never to use the number 7.

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v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An easier and less painful solution is to remove the 7 key

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But...but negative reinforcement (or non-removable keys)!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Positive punishment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an accountant, no

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t know how people not use the top row.

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Or use the top number keys like a normal person.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Unless you're a pleb and don't use the numpad like half the users i support (the other half are accounting)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need that for the cAPS lOCK

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Replace that thumb tac with a needle from a hypodermic syringe. You don't need a lot of force to get pricked

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never use those keys for anything, except in combination with NumLock for rarely pressed extra controls

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hello from 2022, it sucks here

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have keyboard macros setup and sometimes I remap them to the number-row. Boy, let me tell ya, it's a confusing experience to forget them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"March 8th 20*CTRL+C* *ALT+E* *B* *D* *CTRL+V* *file saves as* *ENTER* *ENTER* *ENTER*" WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If your keyboard has MX stems (pretty much all mechs and even some membrane gamer boards) you could get custom keycaps for those

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only a temporary thing cause my M keys are too far away from home row. I sometimes forget to reset it when I'm done with a project.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also skip 64 days every year

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but what if i need to type Janaury 7 2018?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is funny but what was the first year this was posted?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed at the "blood type" tags combination haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have the exact same keyboard @OP.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about on Sunday when it's January 7th, 2018?

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Yes.

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Sunday bloody Sunday

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1/3+4/2018

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Gently.

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v

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You can still use 7, you just got to REALLY want it.

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just write it as January 6+1, 2018

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L is a 7 upside down.

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I thought it was on bum lock at first. Haha I'm keeping it.

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We don't mention that day in particular

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No work on Sundays.

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Its a leap year, no worries

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That's my birthday

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Samesies.

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Same!!

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Mine as well!

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January VII, 2017.

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Damn, *2018.

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Oh wow. I really hope its genuine. Fucking epic.

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You wrecked yourself because you didn't check yourself.

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lmao

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played_yourself.gif

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LOL. Looks like you're regretting not using that pushpin

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Kind of hard putting a pushpin on an Android phone.

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Those are quitters words

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.... I mean idk about you, but I totally have a pushpin sticking out of my phone. Gets annoying when I accidentally drop it on my face tho

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What about the other 7 in the keyboard?

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What other 7? That's the only one I can think of.

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The one above the letters. On the left side.

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Sprinkle cyanide powder over your keyboard to never get the date wrong again.

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Damn, that’s so dark I need a flash light.

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are you short on thumbtacks ?

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No. I'm tall regardless of whether I'm on thumbtacks or not.

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Yes

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Just got a whole knife then

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But my birthday is 7/27/1977, I have to type that sometimes.

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Well, soon you won't have to anymore.

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Your birthday wil now be 8/28/1988

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or to be safer 1/11/1555

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I do 1/1/1911

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HA old

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My birthday is 7/27 as well! Hello birthday friend!

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Birthday friends yayyy!

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Mine too!

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Mine too! 7/27/1995

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7/27/1996!! surprise I am your replacement

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We share a birthday! High five internet stranger!

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Neat, mine too. Maybe we are siblings, what's your mom's maiden name?

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That’s my brothers’ birthday. It can’t be yours!!!!

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7th of Heptavigember was an auspicious day.

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Well then you gonna have 4 damned holes in your finger.

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If he's accurate only one

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My birthday is 7/27 too!

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Congrats on being 40

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Your DoB is irreplaceable. You can change your name, address, phone number, etc. You cannot change your DoB. Keep it safe!

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And the 3rd digit of your security number is....

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A.

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I have two exes born on 7/27

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uhuh. And what about your pin? Checking account number?

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Maybe so, but what's your ssn?

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42

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777-77-7777

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Mine's 14

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Crazy, mine's 15

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Damn, mine is 19.

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