Why I'm terrified of birds

May 5, 2026 10:47 PM

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Another gem from CrackerMilk
Source: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hpSpnZ4v9Rw

"gem"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Always updoot birds???

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

had one fly headfirst into my window once,.
cracked their neck - found em in the garden the next day.

was flying away from a predator and forgot to look ahead.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happens all the time

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is so naturally gorgeous

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Birds aren't real then explain this.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She really loves that bird costume....

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As do we.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m sure someone spilled their seed tho

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mildly funny video: Meh

Mildly funny video with b00bs: 400 upvotes!!!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah ....dont spill your seed....after drinking to much

2 months ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

I needed this more that I thought I did

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had a nickel...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm starting to think making these stupid fucking things is so lucrative that I really missed the boat years ago.

2 months ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 4

There's only one way to find out.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You didn't exactly, since you can still start today, but it's years of work to become big enough to make real money off videos.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

are you outrageously attractive and/or good at acting or filming?

2 months ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

You just need one babe. As OGCrew / Yeah Mad call one of them, "backup thumbnail"

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm lots of things.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 1

I am too

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eucaliped a good shot

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

weird looking bird.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stressed and fucking depressed.

2 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Thank you.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a koala-ty screencap.

2 months ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Heh! Take your upvote, you majestic bastard.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crikey!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So it’s a shapeshifter. Just another reason to be terrified.

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I just choked on my nicorette and died. Thanks. +1

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That and the chlamydia.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I didn't know Koalas could fly. learn something new everyday

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They can't but sometimes they accidentally drop sideways, when they prey is scarce

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0