BleachedPassion
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Sep 29, 2017 9:05 PM
BleachedPassion
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david42
Had a laser burn my eyes in thousands of places. LAZIK is great.
Kinger1793
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
itsapieceofshit
An eye tattoo! What could go wrong?
tpgreyknight
On today's episode of Easily Avoidable Problems…
skipweasel
"Convinced into getting"? I thought the Canadians spoke English (well, and French in parts)
quade
‚-_°
colombocock
Eye see what you did there
RichardHardley
Why not just skip the infection and scoop it out - then she could have a new prosthetic eye with a neato design for every occasion?
hikidsdoyoulikeviolence
Poor decisions were made.
Cocainemoon
Florida woma...oh
HolyHellJezebel
I like how the article I read earlier listed her profession as "model".
BiggusDorkus78
Canadians, we have fucking lots of idiot morons up here too, seems like more every day like this stupid bitch here
AWESOMEBOT
Stupid games stupid prizes
cousteau
This is satire, I assume.
cousteau
WHAT THE FUCK, EYEBALL TATTOOS ARE AN ACTUAL THING!
WowThisIsFun
They are. I have 2 friends with eyeball tattoos
blarglebrle
This is advanced stupid.
solarspyder
TheZade
MorbundRotund
I heard this on the radio this morning. The speech she gave, just sheer class.
CaptianNoodlyDoodlyDoo
Sounds like it's near me, also sounds like she's stupid.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Wait -- are we sure this isn't from The Onion or World News? Because no one is really that stupid... (Right? Right??)
cousteau
I'm about, hmm, 72% this is from a parody news site. Or maybe I'm biased towards what I *hope* this is.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Given that I was totally wrong, you're totally right -- I was hoping. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
cousteau
Hopes deleted. https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2017/09/29/eyeball-tattoo-leaves-model-in-pain-and-partially-blind/#6cf4dabc24b0
dolphindreamsandsatan
Ahhhhhh!!! ;-)
justbeingjessica
My city finally makes the news and it's just to prove how stupid we are :(
LordAdamz
What is more stupid is how she seems to deny her responsibility in this. She was convinced, poor girl...
coronalmassejection
Can Canada have a Florida too?
cenataur
Looks like unicorn jizz... There, new profession sorted!
pitcher17
Here. Hold my meth...
Enohpoxas
How fucking stupid is she to dare risk an organ so important for life quality?! Being able to see with two eyes is something I deeply 1/
Enohpoxas
Value. Primarily because I have not been able to do such for the last five years. It is hard to imagine that there is any difference 2/
Enohpoxas
Between being able to see with one and two eyes, but the difference is enormous. To me, the world hardly seemed real with only one eye. 3/3
sandbreather
That's why you don't trust just any artist.
WowThisIsFun
I know 2 people with eyeball tattoos and they are completely fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
SamLasssy
Yes, put that needle in my eye.
Kelroth127
What a fucking moron.
Falkorburnstoo
cooplander
The second dumbest person involved is the tattoo artist who agreed to do it. He/she won't be allowed to do that much longer.
Kelroth127
It was her boyfriend who did it and fucked up. She reported him to the cops and is speaking out about the dangers now. Silver lining, maybe.
SirLintalot
that color looks more purple to me though
FriendOfShaq
This is EXACTLY why I haven't tattooed my penis.
VinzClorthoInSunglasses
That and they don’t make needles that small. Trust me. I can’t get mine done either.
skipweasel
In case you lose an eye?
ProzacPhilosopher
Welcome aboard
Vortality
Knew a chef who had a revolver tattooed down there
BleachedPassion
Even your dick is a more acceptable place for a tattoo than your eyeball
Falkorburnstoo
That's a matter of opinion.
iwaspromisedbobs
Can I get a source. I need reading material for when I'm on the throne.
FirstDagger
Have a good flush
cousteau
https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2017/09/29/eyeball-tattoo-leaves-model-in-pain-and-partially-blind/ I didn't believe it either.