Oct 22, 2020 12:11 AM
iananimated
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Sirness
unckleslappynuts
over 60 and you get chunks......buckle in butter cup
whiskeyandapplecider
So knees pop at 30 and at 40 I’ll fart. :(
And chunks at 60 apparently.
DeviatedPrevert
also, it will take 5 minutes to stand up again
Yeah and the noise of your knees creaking will wake the cat.
Crosseyedcockatoo
Try being an over forty high school teacher.
God no. You'd be on Tik Tok before your ass has stopped vibrating.
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why we’re thankful for the no phone policy. Actually, I like my students being able to look stuff up. :(
frostingisgood
Sirness
unckleslappynuts
over 60 and you get chunks......buckle in butter cup
whiskeyandapplecider
So knees pop at 30 and at 40 I’ll fart. :(
iananimated
And chunks at 60 apparently.
DeviatedPrevert
also, it will take 5 minutes to stand up again
iananimated
Yeah and the noise of your knees creaking will wake the cat.
Crosseyedcockatoo
Try being an over forty high school teacher.
iananimated
God no. You'd be on Tik Tok before your ass has stopped vibrating.
Crosseyedcockatoo
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why we’re thankful for the no phone policy. Actually, I like my students being able to look stuff up. :(