Nov 29, 2020 5:17 PM
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the_more_you_know
FirstThingThatCameToMind
imagine this but they set fire if they walk anywhere from 6 to 28 feet of eachother.
Whobeye
Is that a blunt in the first scene?
Conser1
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/15/lockdowns-should-be-last-resort-whos-europe-chief-says.html
OneWashingMachine
Davedavedavedavedave
Noksus
Thing is, you don't know you're good at it until someone recognises it, at which point you will do anything to get the compliments.
SkinnyGee463
What would happen if you put little masks on the matches? Nothing! Checkmate libtards!
dwelleroftheblackestdepths
That's the Venice Canals in background,,Californias on fire, yo
priddyPrincess
I thought you can't light matches without the striker strip? Unless its strike anywhere. And these do not appear to be those kind...
thraxFX
Consider coronavirus carries to be already lit matches. Don't be unnecessarily pedantic.
I am never "unnecessarily pedantic" it was a legitimate personal inquiry. I apologize if it came across as snarky, that was not my intention
Just the way my brain processes things sometimes, and I can't really help it. no need for insults...
slapthebag24
How’d they teach those matches to walk & run?
Dugadug
Everyone who needs to see these ads wouldnt understand these ads
MenloPart
Or call it a hoax.
Primordias
So people just want to watch the world burn...
badmusicpuns
If this would be the incidence of covid we would all be dead
HankThePropaneTank
TheLastSpaceman
Trump rallies v
boondoggle2025
It's not very complicated
Bifurcate
A little over the top?
TotallyNotASnail
Stay at home to avoid burning to death. Got it
Aeav8r
I see Australia is here. Welcome!
NeutralNebula
So basically don't headbutt random strangers in the streets
Dimestream
But how am I going to get my Renegade points and save the Krogan?
ethandurst
Or trample a crowd
tickle4berries
It’s a custom in some cultures to touch heads as a greeting. Kinda like kissing on the cheek. So, don’t touch heads.
LilRedPanda98
Ruined my plans..
Override9636
Well yes, also don't do that during a pandemic.
ImF1ne
Wow. We are very different people.
hedcase
If there head is on fire.
Pulsifer
Awwwww
Raxiel
But how else will I make friends?
Skr121
If they're not wearing a mask
assmaster4000
That's what the nit nurse used to say
isetprettygirlsonfire
So if I cut off all the heads and put them in a pile I can make a really big fire, got it.
DocNitro
Carve the skin and flesh off, to get bare skulls, then, make a throne from them. Just a suggestion.
But then there is no fire. No fire, no good.
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Hardestpartisfindingausernamethatisnttaken2
I wanted actual flames
MrStealUrChange
And one woman.
Baroonz
At what point do we just burn down the forest
sausageironmountain
Some men and a lot of Karens
AGiantSlor
I'm one of those ppl. Except I'm staying home and waiting for the smoldering wreckage part of this story.
Goochlicker22
I’m going on vacation in 3 weeks ??
bhazz
Democrats say the housing market is too expensive. Crash it and finally everyone can afford a house! :P
mike13815
You may have stayed home this thanksgiving. You may have said "no" to your conspiracy theorist relatives wanting to come over. You may have
People who get it for Christmas will share it for New Year's.
responsibly prevented infections, organ damage, and deaths. But you have to go back to work tomorrow, and your coworkers are sociopaths the
moment anything mildly inconveniences them. They had thanksgiving with family and friends. They went shopping and didn't wash anything. They
brought their kids who aren't remotely capable of understanding how to protect themselves at school. And they all got it. Now you're in a
meeting with jerry, who likes to wear his MAGA mask on his chin, and everything in the room is now covered in the virus. Those papers he
handed out and you took to your desk have spread it everywhere. You sit for hours, working, and it eventually makes it from the papers to
FirstThingThatCameToMind
imagine this but they set fire if they walk anywhere from 6 to 28 feet of eachother.
Whobeye
Is that a blunt in the first scene?
Conser1
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/15/lockdowns-should-be-last-resort-whos-europe-chief-says.html
OneWashingMachine
Davedavedavedavedave
Noksus
Thing is, you don't know you're good at it until someone recognises it, at which point you will do anything to get the compliments.
SkinnyGee463
What would happen if you put little masks on the matches? Nothing! Checkmate libtards!
dwelleroftheblackestdepths
That's the Venice Canals in background,,Californias on fire, yo
priddyPrincess
I thought you can't light matches without the striker strip? Unless its strike anywhere. And these do not appear to be those kind...
thraxFX
Consider coronavirus carries to be already lit matches. Don't be unnecessarily pedantic.
priddyPrincess
I am never "unnecessarily pedantic" it was a legitimate personal inquiry. I apologize if it came across as snarky, that was not my intention
priddyPrincess
Just the way my brain processes things sometimes, and I can't really help it. no need for insults...
slapthebag24
How’d they teach those matches to walk & run?
Dugadug
Everyone who needs to see these ads wouldnt understand these ads
MenloPart
Or call it a hoax.
Primordias
So people just want to watch the world burn...
badmusicpuns
If this would be the incidence of covid we would all be dead
HankThePropaneTank
TheLastSpaceman
Trump rallies
v
boondoggle2025
It's not very complicated
Bifurcate
A little over the top?
TotallyNotASnail
Stay at home to avoid burning to death. Got it
Aeav8r
I see Australia is here. Welcome!
NeutralNebula
So basically don't headbutt random strangers in the streets
Dimestream
But how am I going to get my Renegade points and save the Krogan?
ethandurst
Or trample a crowd
tickle4berries
It’s a custom in some cultures to touch heads as a greeting. Kinda like kissing on the cheek. So, don’t touch heads.
LilRedPanda98
Ruined my plans..
Override9636
Well yes, also don't do that during a pandemic.
ImF1ne
Wow. We are very different people.
hedcase
If there head is on fire.
Pulsifer
Awwwww
Raxiel
But how else will I make friends?
Skr121
If they're not wearing a mask
assmaster4000
That's what the nit nurse used to say
isetprettygirlsonfire
So if I cut off all the heads and put them in a pile I can make a really big fire, got it.
DocNitro
Carve the skin and flesh off, to get bare skulls, then, make a throne from them. Just a suggestion.
isetprettygirlsonfire
But then there is no fire. No fire, no good.
ThinkingOfOneTakesTooLong
Some men aren't looking for anything logical. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Hardestpartisfindingausernamethatisnttaken2
I wanted actual flames
MrStealUrChange
And one woman.
Baroonz
At what point do we just burn down the forest
sausageironmountain
Some men and a lot of Karens
AGiantSlor
I'm one of those ppl. Except I'm staying home and waiting for the smoldering wreckage part of this story.
Goochlicker22
I’m going on vacation in 3 weeks ??
bhazz
MenloPart
Democrats say the housing market is too expensive. Crash it and finally everyone can afford a house! :P
mike13815
You may have stayed home this thanksgiving. You may have said "no" to your conspiracy theorist relatives wanting to come over. You may have
MenloPart
People who get it for Christmas will share it for New Year's.
mike13815
responsibly prevented infections, organ damage, and deaths. But you have to go back to work tomorrow, and your coworkers are sociopaths the
mike13815
moment anything mildly inconveniences them. They had thanksgiving with family and friends. They went shopping and didn't wash anything. They
mike13815
brought their kids who aren't remotely capable of understanding how to protect themselves at school. And they all got it. Now you're in a
mike13815
meeting with jerry, who likes to wear his MAGA mask on his chin, and everything in the room is now covered in the virus. Those papers he
mike13815
handed out and you took to your desk have spread it everywhere. You sit for hours, working, and it eventually makes it from the papers to