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Wood Balls making machine.
Apr 18, 2018 12:06 AM
tenhawzer
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yargon
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo => bolas de madera
eastend666
And that's how you make anal beads, kids.
SpottieOttieDopalisciousAngel
Stillrelevant69
Look out....balls
JuiceMakesGoodSoap
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purdhapley
Casualfriday45
If that bowl below was a strainer than that would be fucking CLUTCH guys!
kraquepype
geeratedinboxplease
i thought those were turtle eggs
jabkook
A girl with braces tried to do the same thing to me once.
nothebees
Ah, so that's where onions come from.
mrbiggings
I need this machine
Promethianfire
Little black squash balls. This machine makes little black squash balls...
Sagerider
As a matter of fact I do need some new balls. After three divorces my original issue units are less than optimal.
Donotmakemeballthis
Ben Wa......BALLS
onecowboytoo
anal beads.
DuchessGummiBunns
Hahahahaa thought the same thing
lmnopqrst111
I feel wood splinters in my eyes #gifthatmakesyoufeel
fishinfool89
XeonWolf
So this how tree eggs are laid
narcissisticarsonist
Minority balls!
intolerable
GloomyMP
Colon 2.0 design approved.
IveSeenYourButthole
This what I soak my wood in
burtgummersurvivalist
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
TheFlamingArp
Smooth as ice
Taarguus
"Yes, I'll suck them!"
gbombuh
Excuse me, ma’am... do you suck balls?
insomniack
I mean would you suck “theeeese” balls.
lookingOknaked
In my language word for eggs is used as a euphemism for testicles...
AnonOmis1000
As a machinist apprentice, I drooled a little watching this
scuttleKrab
Can you explain how the saw part goes deep enough to cut the far ball off but not the next ball it’s making? I’m so confused
Rathh9999
It's at a slight angle so the curve goes around the back of the ball more.
slapabear
I think the die might be approaching from a slight angle?
mavi222
here you go
I made a little illustration how it works
scuttleKrab
You’re awesome
mavi222
(the GIF should've been smoother, it even was in the photoshop. No idea what happened :c )
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
osnabb
DrPepperIsMyGP
Skeeballs!
FromDenmarkWithHate
Virtual Skeeball
mratio
Balls in holes
v
Ujjio
FrozenFoodGuy
What are skeeballs?
vonKaiser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXnWkN3KrOY
FrozenFoodGuy
Thanks!!
onecowboytoo
anal beads.
pookieeatworld
One man's Skee-balls are another man's anal beads.
MrRandom314159
I think they qualify as "Ben Wa Balls" if there's no string connecting them.
pookieeatworld
True, but all it takes is a drill press and some rope, and voila!!!
donatello1775
How does it cut fully through one side of the ball (that is still attached to the other ball) and not the other (that is attached to wood)?
RaveonyourBack
I was wondering that myself.
ShamelessLurker
The angle between the blade and the piece of wood is probably just slightly bigger than 90 degrees.
Luenzelot
The tool is slightly tilted to the side
donatello1775
No that's too simple. Couldn't be the case.
OmnibusLatinName
Is wood lathe voo doo acceptable?
donatello1775
Well that's the obvious answer. Don't know why I didn't guess that.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
45 years later I finally figured out how they made them
Knightendae
I wonder how many actually got that reference...
pyronyzen
cedar mothballs?
pointynipples
Nice username
anonnymoosecommenter
This was way better than the matchbox one. I got what I came for.
Apostraphie1217
I lathe this
anonjustforthisone
Can be read as either "Love" or "Loathe"
Apostraphie1217
LordVelveeta
Today on how it’s made: Plumbuses. Everybody has a Plumbus, but how are they made?
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
But what are they
Apostraphie1217
Delicious
v
pyronyzen
Cedar Mothballs
KingCharlesIIX
So the name of the victim appears on one and the perpetrator on the other, if it’s red it wasn’t premeditated so you have to act quick.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Who cares, they made it
ElbowDeepInStudentDebt
Cedar balls. You put them in your drawers and they drive off moths.
HeyImBaneLOL
Balls
ohmegatron
Duh!
eagleeye33
Skeeballs maybe?
hoizon
Yet they charge an arm and a leg for them
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
Lucky, I had a more “take a penny leave a penny” exchange
ZazzRazzamatazz
Nonsense! I can get 9 of them for like 3 Dave & Buster's credits!
Combatmatt
Arm and a leg of a chair.
owowowcrampcrampcramp
I think billiard balls... pool...
airandfingers
Those are not made out of wood. Some kind of plastic, apparently.
cybes
They *were* ivory, until people realised that was a Bad Idea. Then nitrocellulose, and they exploded if you hit too hard. Now phenolic.
Margrave9000
Explosive billiard balls sound fantastic.Too bad if that line is discontinued, no doubt due to some dipshit wimpy bureaucratic decision.
saxdiver
Phenolic resin, actually
zsefvgb
Don't they have a wood core?
NeverSeenAMovie
aCtuALlY
airandfingers
Yes, which is apparently a kind of plastic.
Rapturr
Anal beads I think. How it's made is getting weird.
flemkin
That bead saw could also be useful in the unlikely event the beads are too large. Prepare for reaming speed.
Apostraphie1217
Gayforbae
Oh yessss.... They feel so good when they're glowing bright orsnge.....
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
It never occurred to me that people make factories for sex toys.
Apostraphie1217
People also make sex in toy factories
ChrisMcDude
"Alright I need you to build me a factory!" "Sure what's it gonna be making?" "Ahhhh, yes, well..."
raminagrobis
I hope you know this is not a sex toy factory and they are, in fact, marbles.