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Jun 22, 2026 7:33 PM
SquaresUnfiltered
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509tigerfish
drousnavat
Been getting some milage out of this one since things went green.
therandombagofmeat
eromitlab
anteefur shit Turmp's pants!
lr94381213000
Bro, don't piss on my shoes and call it rain.
TrilithonStone
nimeton0
MAGA: Making Algae Grow Again!
petpet3d
Poetic that he created a literal swamp. 🧑🍳🤌
69Voltage
I believe you, bro!
Kennleth
Even if terrorists were vandalizing it, it still makes Trump look weak.
AnythingMuchShorter
I for one was surprised to learn that, apparently, a properly done pond coating that would normally last easily ten years, can be completely ruined and flake off in days if someone scratches it with a knife.
ansiichan
you are putting narrative on silly pool, rather than total humiliating capitualtion against iran, stop memeing the swamp, start memeing where it hurts
kiddk00l
Degarafarat
Maybe we should send sketches of the vandals to the media.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
It's gotta be Antifa!
FuManLu
I thought it was 4Chan.
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
As the leader of Antifa I have to say: https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cThvM3ZjeDA4eDVkN3Jra3gzOHBhaXZ4azdjNmNnOXpreGljNzNmZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l1J9LXPPgLvetNCDK/200w.webp
AlysObv
Algaefa
ForPriestSake
I heard he’s threatening to remove all defenses and funding against terrorism if he doesn’t get the changes to the midterm voting that he wants. The cognitive dissonance is strong!!! Though I think that’s just an excuse to say a terrorist attack happens at the polls so he can invoke the insurrection act and nullify the midterms
QuatermainFT
same terrorists that destroyed the east wing
urusername2
You mean the invisible vandals that don't show up on the 24/7 security cameras around the Reflecting Pool? Those vandals. Poor little Rumpo can't accept blame for a stupid idea, or shift blame onto the contractor [Greenwater Services - for realz], who was obviously unqualified, but gave him a big 'gift'!.
kyro
So when the algae doesn't go away despite the arrest, is it going to become a monthly scapegoat they have to invent?
OldButtStillFat
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Pardonmygarlicfarts
Team Algae
CouldntCakeLess
Are these terrorists in the room with you right now?
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
If trump or his "pool guy" is ... then yes.
witheredspoon
no, they are out on the golf course in maralago.
karlfrack
Show me on this doll where the terrorists touched you MAGAmoron.
CouldntCakeLess
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
We're in the room, so I guess from the MAGA perspective....yeah...they are.
Canigetbannedagain2
No, but I see blue paint peeling off the walls
missiletowe12
Algae is just the price we have to pay for a blue reflecting pool society.
lackinglife
I cannot wait for the mountains of evidence that they will surely have to back this claim up...
PennysWorthOfTea
An AI-generated "surveillance photo", complete with Tren de Aragua tattoos drawn in with a Sharpie marker
noonehasthisoneyet
At this point, if you support him you’re a pedo too. Not just that you support pedos. Fact.
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
24 hour video surveillance. Show us the video with the person, or people carrying out this brutal vandalism and we will all help to locate and prosecute them.
Show us some bullshit AI video, we will know you’re full of shit. Not that there has ever been any doubt.
fractalsphere
I have yet to see anyone explain how 'vandalism' could fuck up the pool that badly that quickly. The best and easiest answer is staggering, blundering incompetence.
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
When he dies, these people might become salvageable like former cultists when the leader dies.
We can't let them Scientology their death cult.
Nim449
Salvageable? I wouldn't bet on it. At all.
straycatstrut
I found the terrorists! No need to thank me
iidky
Make Algae Great Again!
SquaresUnfiltered
Make Algeria great again.
BorkSamson
Lol I love the auto downvotes. The magas are always such little whiny used tampons. Useless.
No balls to speak up and say why, because they know theyll get shamed, so they downvote with as many bots as possible thinking it matters.
We still laugh at them.
SquaresUnfiltered
I've definitely accumulated a few fans. One of them is an Israeli cuck, the other one I'm not so sure. There's a few conservatives that want to try to hurt feelings, but at this point it just means I'm doing a decent job.
I mean, for me personally, I already got internet famous, had my 15 minutes of fame, yada yada. Now it's just all for, quote unquote, funsies.
BorkSamson
Lol yeah Ive been to that spot, countless times now. Im 38 heh. I was there making originals such as asian parent variations etc... then deep fried, the sarcastic, then deep fried again, now the sorta cynic comedy that plagues our troubled world heheh.
Hell I was in a 6m view video with doja cat. She sucks as a human. Its not a great claim to fame lol. But it happened.
Be safe out there bub and fuck what a person who thinks certain people should have less rights thinks.
SirMisterDudeBroPhD
What happened with doja cat?
SquaresUnfiltered
Nah, that's still awesome. It shows you had reach. I'm turning 37 this year. I dnno why I am trying
Subwayfootlong3
I live in Canada and my buddy loves the guy. He even has the hat. I don't know what it is, but you say something like Cheeto messed up and he'll defend the guy like it's his friend or family. It's really kind of weird.
twelvoclocklevel
He sh'd do a podcast. I'd... nah nvmd.
AndTheArghnauts
Check his hard drive
HairyChairstepper
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1a3JoaG12MzF3NDVleDdhcXo3bGVuMXQzYjZha25qYzhjdGEzZ3IyYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm/200w.webp
kyro
Why do you hang out with him?
Subwayfootlong3
He's great, you just can't talk politics. I've known him for over thirty years and he's the most dependable fun friend I have.
kyro
Yeah... I'd be careful with that "we just can't talk politics" stuff. That's how we handled what's become MAGA. Our tolerance enabled them.
I wonder how you will respond if your friend gets a chance to vote for ethnic cleansing or genocide, instead of just admiring a pedophile from afar.
Subwayfootlong3
He'd probably be okay with that
kyro
See I wouldn't want to be friendly with that kind of person.