It's open, err no it's closed, wait now it's open, hold on now it's closed, just a sec- now it's openclosed!

Jun 19, 2026 6:39 PM

So much for Trump's famous peace plan or deal or whatever the hell he's calling it today. At this point you could flip a coin and you'd be just as credible as Trump's pronouncements.

https://nypost.com/2026/06/19/world-news/iran-declares-the-strait-of-hormuz-closed-again-after-us-lifts-blockade/

Literally nothing matters until we see the shipping volume return to pre-war levels.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the problems being that the Iranian Foreign Ministry and the IRGC aren't particularly friendly right now. There was a post a while back where an IRGC soldier said "Idiot Tweets don't decide" whether the strait is open, which was interpreted as a jab at Trump. But the head of the foreign ministry, Abbas Araghchi, had also tweeted at around the same time the strait was re-opened, and Iranian state media (IRGC controlled) HATED that: https://www.iranintl.com/en/202604172614

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Only thing I've learned from this debacle is that gas is still dirt cheap in the US and it's no wonder them shits drive a car anywhere that is farther than the length of an average car. So maybe tax the rich and tax driving a car a little bit as well?

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You can go fuck yourself with a car tax unless it pays for the world's most robust public transit system... Which I really wish it would, to be clear. I WANT the public transit system. Maybe we do a "first one and then the other" thing? Tax the shit out of the rich and use that to build whatever the hell gets me to work on time?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, Trump surrendered just fine. Iran now has something more useful than a nuclear weapon - control of the flow of Oil.

They can sit back and collect tolls and become richer than they ever dreamed.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's ok because China pays the fee. Right?

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